Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
CabbageMan said:
No it's some rando I saw on a dating site. She looked incredibly like Khet, straight down to the weird teeth and make-up. I can delete it if you want.
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No, it's fine :) I'd just prefer the gathering mob to cool down 😄
 
Kosher Dill said:
Too late, I already swatted the zoo she lives at.
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Phil did actually say he thought detractors would SWAT the zoo.

Is this even possible? I'm pretty sure zoos have guns and stuff for emergencies like when Harambe went rogue. Would the local police send out a SWAT team without confirming a situation with zoo security?
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil did actually say he thought detractors would SWAT the zoo.

Is this even possible? I'm pretty sure zoos have guns and stuff for emergencies like when Harambe went rogue. Would the local police send out a SWAT team without confirming a situation with zoo security?
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you could probably swat a zoo like calling in some sort of hostage situation, but yeah unless the security were that incompetent the police would probably check in to see if its all good
 
Sparkletor said:
"Didn't Kat say she was from Japan? Umm, no! I swear to God, where do idiots come up with this stuff!? These no life morons have nothing better to do than make up bullshit about me and Kat! NO! KAT NEVER SAID SHE WAS FROM JAPAN! Seriously, this is how dumb people are who believe this stuff!" *goat laugh
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Everyone: Haha, no she's not. But that would be convenient, maybe she would know how to make sushi. I really like sushi.

Phil: LITERALLY EXPLODES IN POISON

Just why is he a lolcow? I don't understand.
 
If you watch the Subaru video & any of her appearances with Phil, she has the same look on her face: petulant, horrified, about two seconds from bolting and just fucking miserable. Have you ever seen her without horror in her eyes?

But going to CT, scamming Mama Burnell out of mumbleteen thousand dollars and sitting comfy in Chateau Credite, she is just as bad as Phil, at this point. I give up defending her as someone with a long troubled past, she is just scamming right along at this stage.

Her makeup isn't that bad really. Too much maybe, but well applied and sort of suits her. Morals, not so much.
 
gaarashatan said:
is that a black casting couch?
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Casting couch fits well since that is probably where she sat as Phil interviewed her through text messages for being his next "soulmate". Also that is the couch she probably would sit on with her subaru boyfriend as they watch the "hated" Marvel movies while she sext Phil. Phil's life is basically a porno. Now time to bleach my eyes for thinking of Phil in a porn.
 
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