Sparkletor
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In that last pic of Kat playing videogames you can see the room's reflection in the mirrored ball thing on the desk. There is no bed in there.
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I'm assuming he does same autistic thing he did with panda. He stays up late on the couch so Kat can fall asleep alone for work.
BallBuster
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In that last pic of Kat playing videogames you can see the room's reflection in the mirrored ball thing on the desk. There is no bed in there.
How long ago was that picture taken? Was it in the beginning of the move in? Because if so then I’m not surprised there was no bed yet.
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For some reason I can remember a bed on the left side. The reason why there was none to be seen could be perspective, Phil was sitting on it. However I don't know why I visually remember a bed, could just be a false memory, nothing I could do.
To add to the theory that Khet could be a failed con-lady: Maybe she's even a detractor in disguise. Showing no chemistry, obvious discomfort in Phil's presence (which he won't recognize as he is socially awful), giving him stupid advises these days if this is even true (Hey honeybunny do a one week birthday celebration lol) while she was restraining him in the early days (Hey Candypiglet stop writing stupid tweets and apologize).
If true then there is no winning situation for her.
If she's a detractor then HAHA wow biggest troll ever, let his money flow down your throat.
On the other hand she sleeps with Phil and there are other things flowing down her throat.
If she's smart she should never admit that, ever.
To add to the theory that Khet could be a failed con-lady: Maybe she's even a detractor in disguise. Showing no chemistry, obvious discomfort in Phil's presence (which he won't recognize as he is socially awful), giving him stupid advises these days if this is even true (Hey honeybunny do a one week birthday celebration lol) while she was restraining him in the early days (Hey Candypiglet stop writing stupid tweets and apologize).
If true then there is no winning situation for her.
If she's a detractor then HAHA wow biggest troll ever, let his money flow down your throat.
On the other hand she sleeps with Phil and there are other things flowing down her throat.
If she's smart she should never admit that, ever.
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What a collection of sour grapes we have here on what is supposed to be a place for farming kiwi;
Yeah, it's a real mystery, I tell you...
If she tells me she's got a boyfriend and I'm not in a relationship, no. If she doesn't mention it and I don't ask even though I know who she is and she's down while I have no relationship otherwise, of course.
You're smart to the work, I like that.
I like how this thread's comments are usually posted couched in an idea that both these lolcows are right functioning humans when they're actually barely functional overgrown children who can't put down the vidya controller lest they both die. You give them both too much credit when/if you do this.
Yeah, it's a real mystery, I tell you...
If she tells me she's got a boyfriend and I'm not in a relationship, no. If she doesn't mention it and I don't ask even though I know who she is and she's down while I have no relationship otherwise, of course.
You're smart to the work, I like that.
I like how this thread's comments are usually posted couched in an idea that both these lolcows are right functioning humans when they're actually barely functional overgrown children who can't put down the vidya controller lest they both die. You give them both too much credit when/if you do this.
Sparkletor
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The office pic was posted Christmas Eve 2018. Kat would have been there since Valentines day 2018.
In the reflection in the ball on her desk you can see Phil standing in the doorway, not sitting on a bed.
In the reflection in the ball on her desk you can see Phil standing in the doorway, not sitting on a bed.
SkippyLongbottom
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Sitting down, or standing in the doorway that shit is creepy anyway. Even with permission.
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Originally intended for the CT vacation thread.
Tbh I'm all for Phil and Khat hanging out together for a longer period of time. Nothing tells you more about a person than experiencing him for longer than you can stomach and see him interacting with the world which is not enclosed in a bubble of 4 walls and a salat of cables. So with some luck Khat might be convinced to cheat on him in favor of The Jim sooner than expected.
Sure, the world is filled with incompetent nudniks who still accomplish to find a maid and breed a new generation of equally stupid kids, or else the world would look quite different. You just have to find the most gullible waifu with the lowest standards available and here you go, the sad lifelong relationship is set in stone. And Khet could be this person, just does what she's told to do as she comes from a highly religious family, brainwashed and lags own independent thoughts, the perfect mate for the king of manipulation.
But there is still hope! She cheated once, she can do it again. And if you have to give up Subaru Man in favor of DarkSydePhil (eeeeewwwww) then you can calculate the chances. Question remains if she would tell him or if Phil has to kick her out, which would never happen. Tbh she could just literally fuck another one tight behind his back. She works overtime lately and they rarely see each other, he tells us? Yes. Right. Sure.
Tbh I'm all for Phil and Khat hanging out together for a longer period of time. Nothing tells you more about a person than experiencing him for longer than you can stomach and see him interacting with the world which is not enclosed in a bubble of 4 walls and a salat of cables. So with some luck Khat might be convinced to cheat on him in favor of The Jim sooner than expected.
Sure, the world is filled with incompetent nudniks who still accomplish to find a maid and breed a new generation of equally stupid kids, or else the world would look quite different. You just have to find the most gullible waifu with the lowest standards available and here you go, the sad lifelong relationship is set in stone. And Khet could be this person, just does what she's told to do as she comes from a highly religious family, brainwashed and lags own independent thoughts, the perfect mate for the king of manipulation.
But there is still hope! She cheated once, she can do it again. And if you have to give up Subaru Man in favor of DarkSydePhil (eeeeewwwww) then you can calculate the chances. Question remains if she would tell him or if Phil has to kick her out, which would never happen. Tbh she could just literally fuck another one tight behind his back. She works overtime lately and they rarely see each other, he tells us? Yes. Right. Sure.
I am still stuck on a Phil + Kat courthouse wedding and spent a few minutes looking up some stuff . (Typing that out, I just realized their couple name could be "Phat")
It costs $67 to submit a King County marriage license application and after a state-mandated three-day wait they can go the courthouse for the ceremony. (It's another $50 or so, depending on the judge.)
There's a county courthouse less than 15 min away.
Marriages are by appointment and are performed after 4:30pm on weekdays: he can end a first stream a little early for some leeway, then return for the second stream as a married man(baby)!
Where will the money come from? It can be a stretch subs goal! Usually there is no real thought, no rhyme or reason put into the subscription goal or stretch goal numbers: Phil just wants more. But here, setting a strech goal of +50 subs makes sense! (50 subs at $2.50/ea = $125 ≈ $67 marriage license fee + $50 ceremony fee + gas)
Sound good? dspThumbsup
It costs $67 to submit a King County marriage license application and after a state-mandated three-day wait they can go the courthouse for the ceremony. (It's another $50 or so, depending on the judge.)
There's a county courthouse less than 15 min away.
Marriages are by appointment and are performed after 4:30pm on weekdays: he can end a first stream a little early for some leeway, then return for the second stream as a married man(baby)!
Where will the money come from? It can be a stretch subs goal! Usually there is no real thought, no rhyme or reason put into the subscription goal or stretch goal numbers: Phil just wants more. But here, setting a strech goal of +50 subs makes sense! (50 subs at $2.50/ea = $125 ≈ $67 marriage license fee + $50 ceremony fee + gas)
Sound good? dspThumbsup
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"The wedding ceremony fee is set by each individual judge, so you must ask the judge what their fee is and how it should be paid."
That's the weirdest damn thing I've heard in awhile. I guess they're providing a service but isn't that part of their elected or appointed duties to the county? There's no way they'd be able to pocket any amount in excess of the certificate costs but then why have the caveat stuff?
BallBuster
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Autistic theory:
They get married and she doesn’t sign a pre nup. After a few months she feigns emotional distress from him ignoring her and playing video games all day and files for divorce.
After her lawyer’s looks over his past tax returns and sees how much he makes, he’s on the line big for monthly payments to her and goes into debt even further. She takes his car a good portion of his monthly income and moves out.
Cheating gold digging demon turns out to be the greatest detractor of all.
They get married and she doesn’t sign a pre nup. After a few months she feigns emotional distress from him ignoring her and playing video games all day and files for divorce.
After her lawyer’s looks over his past tax returns and sees how much he makes, he’s on the line big for monthly payments to her and goes into debt even further. She takes his car a good portion of his monthly income and moves out.
Cheating gold digging demon turns out to be the greatest detractor of all.
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Pffft! She moves out? More like she takes the car, the Wahkhando and a sizable monthly alimony payment to help defer the cost of the living with her minimum wage job. She's a poor defenseless girl with papers from the State declaring her mentally ill. D$P took advantage of her by uprooting her from her friends and family halfway across the country. Where without a support network, she was forced to work herself to near exhaustion in and out of the home while being subjected to Cult-like brainwashing.
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I don't hate Dave. But if this happens, it will be bigger than the Incident. This post should be stickied for a lot time if Khet becomes a detractor.
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Is Khat the condensed autism of Daves kiwi thread manifest? Is she some sort of spectral detractor summoned from our own dectractor energy toward Dark?
More serious note- This fat man should not get married. He can barely keep his own life together and now he wants to have another person subject to his own failed existence?
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A really sad, sadistic side of me would really enjoy the constant stream of shit that would come from him if this occurred.
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I hadn't thought of this but yeah, Phil seriously fucked himself by outfitting her with an entire lifestyle as soon as she came out to live with him. That's the ultimate "I'm accustomed to a standard of living" sob story. If they marry and then she divorces him six months later he'd be screwed.
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Very, very true. If we take D$P at his word, she moved with little more than her PC and the clothes on her back. No furniture, no phone, no car and needing to go out and buy clothes when she arrived.
BallBuster
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You’re not thinking like Phil. Getting married to him has nothing to do with love. It’s what adults do, and it’s something that would not interrupt his current way of living. It’s low effort adult shit in his world and that’s it.
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Tbh, I'm surprised he's not already married to her for the Tax Break married folks are given.