Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Isn't this pic from 2018? The last picture on DSP's instagram page is from this past Christmas; no 2019 posts.

Is Instagram not loading on my PC?
Instagram/Facebook are having server issues atm.

Also, I think after the candid pic of Kat from behind, DSP has lost IG permissions.
 
Instagram/Facebook are having server issues atm.

Also, I think after the candid pic of Kat from behind, DSP has lost IG permissions.
I always crack up thinking that Phil is doing walking drive-bys of her open door holding his phone to get those creeper shots of her playing video games in her room.

I think if you really want to hurt Phil the question you need to ask yourself is: If I had the chance, would I let Kat reheat Schwans food for me and do my laundry?
 
Is anyone really that shocked that Kat is living the Interaction Mansion, essentially, rent free?? I've said this from the very beginning, her "paying rent" in "other ways" (cooking, cleaning, "moral support", and hopping on the penne from time to time) had to be one of the major selling points behind getting her there. That, and the fact that she'd be far, far away from her batshit family and the state that officially, by court of law, ruled her to be mentally ill.

I completely agree with this point of using Kat as an emotional meat shield too. He's been using the "life MEH and KEHT have built together" (only after one year....) more and more as a way to showcase her "innocence" so that the paypiggies might get choked up and save the house for her sake.

PS: While on the subject of Keht, I noticed in the most recent Ask the King that Phil was so fucking desperate for questions to even put on the show that he fielded one, entirely, about the escort drama. After listening to him crying about it, my only reaction is to throw my head back and laugh, knowing that during that Twilight Zone period of his life he could've put to bed the whole thing anytime he wanted. All he had to fucking do to end it was to introduce Kat and they both would've explained why it was all bullshit.

I wonder why he didn't though?

Maybe it had to do with the fact that she was cheating on her current boyfriend, that she was living with, when she was flying out for Phil visits.

I'd probably wanna keep that a secret too
 
Maybe it had to do with the fact that she was cheating on her current boyfriend, that she was living with, when she was flying out for Phil visits.
Was a good time.
-pretended he was still with Panda
-meets khet online for rebound
-cries poor and loneliness with hungryman and no heat to save money
-needing of raising funds for his upcoming bills/taxes
-meanwhile he was actually flying this bitch out 3 times for suck n' fucks
-makes promises how she will help out with funds to save the house and do all this extravagant women things

It all feels so familiar and he wonders why people make up these silly theories of him not actually needing money for muh taxes and bills because he's pulled this whole shit before. Yeah he's going on vacation alright. Maybe not Disneyland, but sure as shit he's going somewhere and had to pull "muh parents' card to smokescreen the whole thing.
 
Was a good time.
-pretended he was still with Panda
-meets khet online for rebound
-cries poor and loneliness with hungryman and no heat to save money
-needing of raising funds for his upcoming bills/taxes
-meanwhile he was actually flying this bitch out 3 times for suck n' fucks
-makes promises how she will help out with funds to save the house and do all this extravagant women things

It all feels so familiar and he wonders why people make up these silly theories of him not actually needing money for muh taxes and bills because he's pulled this whole shit before. Yeah he's going on vacation alright. Maybe not Disneyland, but sure as shit he's going somewhere and had to pull "muh parents' card to smokescreen the whole thing.

Well it looks like he’s flying out Sunday as he’s streaming Saturday. But if he flies out early Sunday it is still early enough for him to go Wrestlemania which is my theory. He just so happens to be flying to the east coast tri state area just as Wrestlemania is happening in that area.
 
Well it looks like he’s flying out Sunday as he’s streaming Saturday. But if he flies out early Sunday it is still early enough for him to go Wrestlemania which is my theory. He just so happens to be flying to the east coast tri state area just as Wrestlemania is happening in that area.
The pro-wrestling part of Phil I do not touch since it wasn't my thing growing up but it's possible.

One thing that did stuck to me was Phil trying to defend himself by saying something along the lines(not word for word or accurate at all by the way):

"...blah blah blah peepul saying me and khet are going on a CRUUIIISE or something..."


That kinda struck me as a bit weird because I haven't seen anyone mention that theory at all, especially here. Note that he didn't mention Disneyland at all so take that for what it is.
 
Was a good time.
-pretended he was still with Panda
-meets khet online for rebound
-cries poor and loneliness with hungryman and no heat to save money
-needing of raising funds for his upcoming bills/taxes
-meanwhile he was actually flying this bitch out 3 times for suck n' fucks
-makes promises how she will help out with funds to save the house and do all this extravagant women things

It all feels so familiar and he wonders why people make up these silly theories of him not actually needing money for muh taxes and bills because he's pulled this whole shit before. Yeah he's going on vacation alright. Maybe not Disneyland, but sure as shit he's going somewhere and had to pull "muh parents' card to smokescreen the whole thing.

Only thing I wish I knew from the early episodes of the Khet saga is if he knew she with someone. Was he willingly being a cunt (yet again)? Or did he not know? I can see it both ways. Him being his regular cunt self not caring about anyone but himself, and I can see him blindly believing her if she said she was single.
 
Only thing I wish I knew from the early episodes of the Khet saga is if he knew she with someone. Was he willingly being a cunt (yet again)? Or did he not know? I can see it both ways. Him being his regular cunt self not caring about anyone but himself, and I can see him blindly believing her if she said she was single.
I mean we do not know the whole falling out with Panda and Phil. Maybe she was cheating and monkey branched away. Maybe she saw Phil trying to monkey branch with Khet behind her back and just dipped.

It's very likely Phil knew because Khet's Ex kinda somewhat knew Phil in a way. Khet was living with the dude and being flown out during the time so who fucking knows. Phil doesn't care but in the end his experience with women and their nature will bite him in the ass, again. Get with a cheater, expect to be cheated on.

edit: I'm sorry I realized this might have gone into Kat Theory thread instead.
 
Has Kat never talk to DarkSydeDad and DarkSydeMom? Not even on the phone??
That's fucking weird.

It's fucking wierd by normal peoples standards. In the DSPhere, it is a common thing to hide from everybody and try to restrict talking to each other to the necessary minimum (that does not go for his pre-cum stream eruptions of course, as here a maximum bullshit output is required to lure possible whales into a trap).
 
Was a good time.
-pretended he was still with Panda
-meets khet online for rebound
-cries poor and loneliness with hungryman and no heat to save money
-needing of raising funds for his upcoming bills/taxes
-meanwhile he was actually flying this bitch out 3 times for suck n' fucks
-makes promises how she will help out with funds to save the house and do all this extravagant women things

It all feels so familiar and he wonders why people make up these silly theories of him not actually needing money for muh taxes and bills because he's pulled this whole shit before. Yeah he's going on vacation alright. Maybe not Disneyland, but sure as shit he's going somewhere and had to pull "muh parents' card to smokescreen the whole thing.
Here's something I was thinking about that I don't think has been discussed to thoroughly. Subaru-Man says he kicked Katherine out of his house immediately upon seeing Katherine messaging Phil in front of him, around mid-July 2017, and had nothing more to do with her. So ostensibly she got kicked out of her rent-free house because of Phil. She showed up at Phil's place with a PC, 4K monitor, and 1 garbage bag of clothes and one of her first orders of business was to spend her meager tax refund on a PS4 Pro. She seemed to have made about as much money in 2017 as someone who worked a minimum wage job for about half the year based on the 2018 return she received. When she was getting kicked out of her post-Subaru-Man housing in mid-January 2017 Phil explained to everyone that this was "great news" because she hadn't wanted to move-in with Phil, and certainly in their nightly phone calls she would say she wasn't even thinking about moving in with Phil until Summer or Fall 2018 or even later.

Why didn't she want to move-in with her "Soulmate" that she was talking to for hours every single night for the last 8 months? We know Phil was willing to spend money on round-trip plane tickets during the holiday season, which also was during the original #SaveTheHouse back-taxes """crisis""", so my question is: how much money do you think Phil was sending Katherine in whatever hovel in Gaylord, Michigan she moved-in to?

Everything about this sounds like a catfish gone wrong, she was happy to stay wherever she was living (I believe with Phil sending her money) until her month-to-month lease on her hovel wasn't offered for renewal due to the place being renovated.
 
Why didn't she want to move-in with her "Soulmate" that she was talking to for hours every single night for the last 8 months? We know Phil was willing to spend money on round-trip plane tickets during the holiday season, which also was during the original #SaveTheHouse back-taxes """crisis""", so my question is: how much money do you think Phil was sending Katherine in whatever hovel in Gaylord, Michigan she moved-in to?

Everything about this sounds like a catfish gone wrong, she was happy to stay wherever she was living (I believe with Phil sending her money) until her month-to-month lease on her hovel wasn't offered for renewal due to the place being renovated.
Never thought of it actually. That just opens up a lot more. Phil somewhat strikes me as someone who would wire a girl cash like that since he's such a desperate beta(LoL, "soulmates"). Maybe he talked her into moving in with him just to be there rent free instead of having to keep paying for her rent or wherever the fuck she was staying. Might be why there feels to be no chemistry. She bagged the equivalent of a 19 year old with a 60 year old with money.

Maybe that soulmate talk was her ways of manipulating him. Or the whole soulmate talk was just bullshit.
 
Never thought of it actually. That just opens up a lot more. Phil somewhat strikes me as someone who would wire a girl cash like that since he's such a desperate beta(LoL, "soulmates"). Maybe he talked her into moving in with him just to be there rent free instead of having to keep paying for her rent or wherever the fuck she was staying. Might be why there feels to be no chemistry. She bagged the equivalent of a 19 year old with a 60 year old with money.

Maybe that soulmate talk was her ways of manipulating him. Or the whole soulmate talk was just bullshit.
The way Phil intimated how he had to talk (read: beg) her to move-in with him even though she was again homeless with nowhere to go, I can easily imagine Phil having to have said something like, 'Cahmaaahn, I'm already paying your rent, I might as well pay your rent here. I know it's fast, but we'll just be like roommates, plus I can take the money I was sending you and buy you new things here with it. You already said you like the weather, the Renton/Greater Seattle metroplex car exhaust polluted air healed my back dood(even though I'm on tape saying my autistic back-stretcher device healed it years earlier)!'
I can certainly imagine she tried to get Phil to just keep sending her money for a motel room there while she looked for a new hovel there, but she couldn't figure out how to word it without leaving her sugar-daddy catfishing exposed and ended up agreeing to Phil paying for a motel room and flying her out to live at his place.
 
I mean we do not know the whole falling out with Panda and Phil. Maybe she was cheating and monkey branched away. Maybe she saw Phil trying to monkey branch with Khet behind her back and just dipped.

It's very likely Phil knew because Khet's Ex kinda somewhat knew Phil in a way. Khet was living with the dude and being flown out during the time so who fucking knows. Phil doesn't care but in the end his experience with women and their nature will bite him in the ass, again. Get with a cheater, expect to be cheated on.

edit: I'm sorry I realized this might have gone into Kat Theory thread instead.

The fake engagement ring really drove DSP nuts, that seems to be where things really started to fall apart. They get engaged and he announces that he bought her a cheap ring off Etsy. Things get worse from there and start to noticeably break down. Leanna starts to have panic attacks at this because she's engaged to DSP. She stops appearing on his streams and seems relatively absent. According to DSP things were basically over at this time. Final nail in the coffin the "Emergency" stream where he talked about all of Leanna's personal/medical problems. On one of his early tax begging streams he said that they were already broken up and he want to the hospital as a courtesy because he was her emergency contact, and that he didn't do anything wrong by revealing her personal information because it was his girlfriend (scumbag DSP logic). Kat came into the picture shortly after. It's implied that they were on the rocks a long time before DSP and Panda finally called it quits.

How DSP stole someone else's bitch.... I'll never fucking know. I can't imagine she's just using him for a house. Flying across the country to be with some guy doesn't strike me as true when she was apparently in a good situation to begin with (free rent, car, etc). All I can gather is she's pretty awkward and wants nothing to do with DSP's online activities. To be fair I wouldn't either. It's all pretty weird, but he was super awkward with Panda a lot of the time too. I mean DSP is desperate so her living there as a roommate isn't off base either, it's hard to tell whats actually going on. I can't imagine dealing with DSP on any level unless there's a screw loose or something.
 
Leanna had to give up her soap dream because of DSP. Kat had to give up her livestreaming dream because of DSP.
 
Phil is talking about how he has been discussing marrying Kat. He's currently playing a victim card about being called an e-beggar because he just wants to be with Kat...

But importantly, someone baited him and commented that Phil would not want Kat to inherit his debt. Phil corrected them (couldn't resist, I suppose) and said this only applies to debt accrued while you are together, like a mortgage that has both names, and therefore this would not apply to Kat should he marry her. This was one of his core excuses for why he could not marry Leanna. So... was he smoke-screening Leanna and using this as a BS reason not to marry? Or did he dip into Leanna's credit to execute the move an didn't want to have to combine their debts should they break up?

Phil was also just talking about the rumor that someone saw him in Ikea, said 'hi', and Phil ignored him. Phil said he had no idea if that was true, he and Kat have been to Ikea twiiiiice? (read with Phil-inflection), that he would totally say 'hi' to someone who approached him, and that IF it were true, the guy must have not said it directly to him, or said it so quietly that it didn't matter. Phil was then saying 'who fucking cares' and that if you see a Youtuber (?) in person and you say hi and they don't reply - and then he cut himself off to exaggeratedly react to finding an entrance in the game unexpectedly. Phil then changed the subject. So I'm going to say the Ikea story is true, and if is not true, then something exactly like that happened. Because this answer was suspect as hell. Why not just say "If that was the case, I didn't hear him! That sucks!" and it's over. But THIS. We're on defense and offense at the same time, with no flat denial that it happened and then changing the subject before we dig too deep.
 
Phil is talking about how he has been discussing marrying Kat. He's currently playing a victim card about being called an e-beggar because he just wants to be with Kat...

But importantly, someone baited him and commented that Phil would not want Kat to inherit his debt. Phil corrected them (couldn't resist, I suppose) and said this only applies to debt accrued while you are together, like a mortgage that has both names, and therefore this would not apply to Kat should he marry her. This was one of his core excuses for why he could not marry Leanna. So... was he smoke-screening Leanna and using this as a BS reason not to marry? Or did he dip into Leanna's credit to execute the move an didn't want to have to combine their debts should they break up?

Phil was also just talking about the rumor that someone saw him in Ikea, said 'hi', and Phil ignored him. Phil said he had no idea if that was true, he and Kat have been to Ikea twiiiiice? (read with Phil-inflection), that he would totally say 'hi' to someone who approached him, and that IF it were true, the guy must have not said it directly to him, or said it so quietly that it didn't matter. Phil was then saying 'who fucking cares' and that if you see a Youtuber (?) in person and you say hi and they don't reply - and then he cut himself off to exaggeratedly react to finding an entrance in the game unexpectedly. Phil then changed the subject. So I'm going to say the Ikea story is true, and if is not true, then something exactly like that happened. Because this answer was suspect as hell. Why not just say "If that was the case, I didn't hear him! That sucks!" and it's over. But THIS. We're on defense and offense at the same time, with no flat denial that it happened and then changing the subject before we dig too deep.
If Phil really does marry Kat, then he officially puts the final nail into the coffin.
 
Never marry a woman that cheated on her last live-in partner with you.
On what I assure you is not history waiting to repeat, Phil mentioned that if they did marry, they would have a small ceremony 'for them', and they would invite a few of Kat's friends that she has made at work. How long until those pastures start looking a little greener...

Phil made no specific comment about who he would invite. You know. Because, as he said yesterday, he had to 'sacrifice his friendships' in the move to Seattle for reasons that were unclear.
 
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