Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
DSP so easily and frequently gives out that bit of trivia in a way that makes me think she doesn't work there.

I honestly think he slipped up and didn't think trolls (me) were autistic enough to google and catalog where he got his shirts from. You forget, DSP is also notoriously stupid.
 
I honestly think he slipped up and didn't think trolls (me) were autistic enough to google and catalog where he got his shirts from. You forget, DSP is also notoriously stupid.
Not only this, but his habit of over explaining shit to cover up for some of his lies is what tangles him up in more lies and inconsistencies.
 
DSP has to scoop snow out of his house's driveway today so Kat can drive his car.

I mean, to be fair, the partner in the relationship who spends the entire day sitting on his ass should be the one to shovel the driveway so the other can go to work or do errands.

Still funny, though.
 
has he mentioned Kat lately? is she still around?

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1094060928688054272

Why the fuck did he have to drive?

EDIT: He had to drive so the car wouldn't be in a parking lot full of snow. He will be ending the second stream early so he can go pick her up.
 
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1094060928688054272

Why the fuck did he have to drive?

EDIT: He had to drive so the car wouldn't be in a parking lot full of snow. He will be ending the second stream early so he can go pick her up.
Seems like she is getting a little demanding. First he has to sell dvd's now he has to drive her to and pick her up from work just so she won't have to clear some snow off of a car at the end of her shift. I can't see Phil volunteering to do either of those things.
 
So apparently Kat convinced him to sell dvds to get some money in his bank account. He must have gone to FYE cause I can't think of any other place that takes dvds.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1094058727773110272
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1094060928688054272

Why the fuck did he have to drive?

EDIT: He had to drive so the car wouldn't be in a parking lot full of snow. He will be ending the second stream early so he can go pick her up.

Apparently not. He's talking about how he's going to be able to stream until 9:30 PM his time. So Kat is definitely working some kind of service/retail job.
 
Yesterday provided a big dose of real world interaction for Phil. I can only wonder if he imagined an experience bar filling as he shoveled snow from his driveway or if he tried to turbo dash around corners in his Corolla or to fire green shells as he drove Kat to work. I’d seriously approach Phil for study if I were a PhD student in these burgeoning psychological fields.
 
I guess that Seattle air really did cure his back now that he's shoveling snow and driving a car, things he ABSOLUTELY could not do before
 
I don't know why Phil keeps saying DVDs, he doesn't own any. He left all his DVDs at his condo for his dad to keep/throw away for him. He has about 500 Blu-Rays though. I don't know why it matters enough for me to mention either.
 
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