Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Daitheflu said:
So is Kat a real nutter? Is she a proper schizo? Or just depressed. Not sure how much of the possession story is true or if Phil knows about it. Either way, if she gives good blowies then he probably doesn't care.
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I’m a firm believer they don’t even sleep in the same room, so blowies are just hilarious to me.

Ever wonder why he only shows that one little corner of her “office” (it’s a legit bedroom) with her computer? Because he doesn’t want to show the bed she sleeps on.
 
Shes probably desperate for attention, affection and stability. Given her life I can clearly see why.

He is probably a sweetheart in the early stages of a relationship. A real charmer.

The shine will come off of Dave, she will eventually realise. Its how she reacts after thats the interesting part. Does she stay for the stability or leave out of disgust? I've seen women do both so who knows
 
BallBuster said:
I’m a firm believer they don’t even sleep in the same room, so blowies are just hilarious to me.

Ever wonder why he only shows that one little corner of her “office” (it’s a legit bedroom) with her computer? Because he doesn’t want to show the bed she sleeps on.
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Its the same theory I have for why he won't do home tours anymore. Showing his couch with a pillow and sheets still on it.
Though it's a 3 BR so he probably has his own bedroom, she has her own bedroom/office, and he has his "office."

I don't think she gives Phil blowies. Just lazy handies. If he can even get it up between his poor diet, gin dick, and low circulation from no exercise.

Its been 2 months since the Halloween special. I demand proof of life.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
She was at the least physically harming herself or others.
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Powerleveling a bit, but I know a dude who was extremely intoxicated and threatening to kill himself. His family called the police and they picked him up, handcuffed him and took him to a behavioral health clinic. There doesn’t even have to be any real threat and they can come get the person.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
She was at the least physically harming herself or others.
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Unless you have other information I would say she was not actually physically harming anyone. Without an accompanying police report regarding assault charges of some type, most likely she was making threats of some kind http://www.charlevoixcounty.org/the_7th_probate_court/mental_health_proceedings.php unless she was actually not taking care of her physical needs to the point it was physically injurious.
The term 'can reasonably be expected within the near future to seriously physically injure themselves or others' is a lot more nebulous in practice than it sounds. It generally is more likely to mean 'was seen shouting and was visibley upset' than to mean they were actually attacking someone.
 
Has anyone learned anything else about her eviction/squatting/unlawfully entry?


That's the funny part to me. Such a white trash charge.

I'm going to guess (based on personal experience) she never had a license before Phil got her one, and she only got one because Phil insisted.

It just fits her history of being a townie. Not to mention, Jackson MI has 1/3 the population of shitholes like Flint. It doesn't get better as you go smaller in Michigan, except college towns like Ann Arbor or the literal wilderness in the UP (god I wish Phil had hooked a Yooper) Michigan is pretty trashy.

I can see why she jumped at the chance to move to Seattle, the BIG CITY (actually the suburbs of Renton). Especially considering her lack of education and any aspirations in life.

You know what they say about taking things out of the (figurative) trailer park.
 
The other day someone asks Phil if Kat is feeling better. Phil says he doesn't know. She went to work while he was unconscious.

Phil was up until the wee hours tweeting that he couldn't sleep because his throat hurt.

Is it odd that Phil didn't wake up when Kat was getting ready for work? Am I to believe that the lights going on didn't wake him up? Neither did the shower? I guess Kat doesn't blow dry her hair because the blow dryer didn't wake him up. Walking around, opening drawers and closets didn't wake him up either. I suppose Kat didn't give Phil a kiss and tell him to have a good day before she left.

Perhaps Phil is just a deep sleeper. That would make sense except he tweeted that he was in so much pain that he couldn't sleep. He said on his stream that he didn't take any medicine for it.

Maybe Phil sleeps on the couch down stairs and that's why Kat didn't wake him up.
 
How loud does DSP talk where he can't stream at 8 am because he would wake up Kat? Isn't he in, not only a different room, but a 2 floor condo? Couldn't he stream in a different part of the house? Am I picturing his condo wrong?
 
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