Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[johnkimble123]

Just want to give this a rightful bump.

The chances that Kat is at least 400 lbs and needs to be taken on mandatory walks every day has never been higher. I hope the neighbors don't judge them for washing her outside with a hose either.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Just want to give this a rightful bump.

The chances that Kat is at least 400 lbs and needs to be taken on mandatory walks every day has never been higher. I hope the neighbors don't judge them for washing her outside with a hose either.

The walk stuff is insane, because he is gone around 15 minutes most of the time, you know it takes him multiple minutes to put shoes on and figure out the laces, he waddles as slow as the average out of shape 80 year old, and we've seen him out of breath from going down to his door and back to the office when unboxing something he consoomed

There is NO CHANCE he is doing more than 1/8 of a mile on these 'walks'

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The walk stuff is insane, because he is gone around 15 minutes most of the time, you know it takes him multiple minutes to put shoes on and figure out the laces, he waddles as slow as the average out of shape 80 year old, and we've seen him out of breath from going down to his door and back to the office when unboxing something he consoomed

There is NO CHANCE he is doing more than 1/8 of a mile on these 'walks'

To add, have you seen him show off the "muscles" on his leg last week? The muscles and skin literally folded into themselves, that's the kind of shit that happens to coma patients but it's pretty easy to fix it, it's as easy as just going on regular walks. There is no way Phail makes more than a few hundred steps a day with the state of those legs.

 

[HerrKlicks]

I'm certain now that khet is reliant on some form of wheelchair or mobility scooter most of the time when they leave the house.

The short walks every day are probably the most she can do before her either her heart explodes or her ankles/knees give out under the sheer weight.

DSP getting served ads with vans for sale in his area cemented this for me

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

I'm certain now that khet is reliant on some form of wheelchair or mobility scooter most of the time when they leave the house.

The short walks every day are probably the most she can do before her either her heart explodes or her ankles/knees give out under the sheer weight.

DSP getting served ads with vans for sale in his area cemented this for me

There's only one solution now:

The next marathan will go towards getting Khet relocated to Houston.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Jenna looking healthier these days. (Still grade a whore tho)

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In the words of the comedian Dave Attell, “she may be retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded.”

 

[johnkimble123]

She was only working part time for two or three days a week. IIRC, she was doing about 15-20 hours. Whether she's still working those hours/is working at all is up in the air. I know there was speculation she quit, but I don't think it was ever confirmed.

Through the Darziak DMs, we got confirmation that wherever Jenna thought Kat was working in 2024 (which I believe was the mall where the "tire was stolen") was not correct anymore, directly from Phil.

So Kat's incompetent fat ass could be doing fuck all for all we know. The leaving early and arriving home at 2pm bullshit never made sense to be fair, so the chances that fatty is bed ridden and has to be taken out daily for a walk to the backyard to stare at animals for a minute is pretty high.

Below message is from July 2024, right around when Jenna was trying to get a hold of her for some reason.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Through the Darziak DMs, we got confirmation that wherever Jenna thought Kat was working in 2024 (which I believe was the mall where the "tire was stolen") was not correct anymore, directly from Phil.

So Kat's incompetent fat ass could be doing fuck all for all we know. The leaving early and arriving home at 2pm bullshit never made sense to be fair, so the chances that fatty is bed ridden and has to be taken out daily for a walk to the backyard to stare at animals for a minute is pretty high.

Below message is from July 2024, right around when Jenna was trying to get a hold of her for some reason.

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Don't forget that proven liar Phail has told us numerous times that he changed his number and is one of the reasons Rambo can't call him (you know........ignore the fact he could call Rambo).

 

[UncleTusky]

Below message is from July 2024, right around when Jenna was trying to get a hold of her for some reason.

How normal is it for somebody still in a low skill/low pay/little advancement job at Kat's age to job hop as much as she does?

There are numbers out there about average turnover at Mcbeetus but that seems like an apples to oranges comparison when those include people who are only there for the summer/until they graduate and move away.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

How normal is it for somebody still in a low skill/low pay/little advancement job at Kat's age to job hop as much as she does?

There are numbers out there about average turnover at Mcbeetus but that seems like an apples to oranges comparison when those include people who are only there for the summer/until they graduate and move away.

Not that unusual for spergs like her, especially when they have no pressure to keep any job.

Unless Kat stays in touch with Jenna, which I highly doubt is the case considering their lifestyles now, Jenna doesn't know anything about Kat. They're distant relatives that only saw each other passingly at family events, which probably weren't often. Odds are Jenna saw this affiliation with Phil and all this weird attention thrust upon her, and went along with it for attention and money. And it got her kool-aid John, congrats...

 

[johnkimble123]

How normal is it for somebody still in a low skill/low pay/little advancement job at Kat's age to job hop as much as she does?

There are numbers out there about average turnover at Mcbeetus but that seems like an apples to oranges comparison when those include people who are only there for the summer/until they graduate and move away.

When you're a useless fat fuck with no degree (or an associates at best) your only options are retail, service or basic ass office work.

That she hasn't even been able to rise to anything working retail says a lot. If you have a pulse and show up, they'd give you some responsibility. Nothing about her makes sense though... if you hate retail work wtf are you doing 20 hour a week jobs and if you like it, wtf are you still at a base level PT position.

Honestly I think she's as lazy and incompetent as Phil and got fired and she just eats downstairs all day.

 

[UncleTusky]

Odds are Jenna saw this affiliation with Phil and all this weird attention thrust upon her, and went along with it for attention and money. And it got her kool-aid John, congrats...

Kool-Aid John was years before she tried soliciting donations to go up to Renton to mess with Phil. What she would do there, or even whether she had an ID to get on a plane, was unspecified. Almost like a drug-addled prostitute has been messed up for a long time.

Not that unusual for spergs like her, especially when they have no pressure to keep any job.

Because they get fired for incompetence or because they get overwhelmed, even in retail jobs?

if you hate retail work wtf are you doing 20 hour a week jobs and if you like it, wtf are you still at a base level PT position.

I suspect this was mostly Phil's idea, even if you include big ticket items like electronics her spending is peanuts compared to Champions + stream 'improvements' that have low to no RoI. But Leanna worked so her replacement had to as well, and since she was in entry level retail that was his default expectation for Kat as well. Remember, he was desperate to prove Kat was both Leanna 2.0 + a huge improvement over her at the same time back in 2018-19.

For the 20 hours my guess is health insurance: cost to the employer is the same regardless of hours worked, so it makes sense from their end to make insurance contingent on working a minimum # of hours. It's totally legal (Obamacare minimum is 30 after all) and megacorps can even spin it as "we cover all employees" then leave out how there's a non-negotiable floor for hours.