Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Are we eating good tonight? Is that why Phil had to leave early, dinner?
 
I'm not sure if current-day Khett can be judged based on Khett from the past. She's a changed person after all.

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myone said:
They will leave on their long postponed honeymoon to Japan ASAP.
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Why would Phil take his roommate on a honeymoon?

This is a marriage of convenience, Khet gets room and board, Phil gets a human shield to use against his mom's nagging/internet trolls.

They don't even touch each other. That clip when DSP lightly reached for her arm and she immediately reacted with disgust is amazing.
 
It may well just be different shades of his midlife crisis on display but when a hermit of habit like phil starts scrambling the way he has been this past year for vindication from other lahlcows and abandoning the my wife loves me and that's all the support I really need bit it makes me wonder if what's been making Kat "sick" hasn't just been phil himself.

Maybe she's finally dropped all the pretense and the hall of mirrors is cracking around him a little more. He's always been desperate for attention but the need for it seems to be growing at an accelerated rate. It's easy to say she has no reason to leave him and is living on easy street but the weight gain alone tells a story of someone trying to alleviate discontent with yet another unhealthy addiction under the Burnell roof.

Of course it'll be left unchecked because phil only cares about phil but imagine if she actually took a night away from skyrim and has come to the realization that she'll never even so much as take another vacation again in her life so long as she stays with phil. Or am I crazy and do horses only dream of electric wheelchairs?
 
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I have a question.

How does a person like this know that Phil is isolating Khet?
She could just be a homebody like him and choose to get her socialization from one close friend she told him specifically not mention.
To say Khet is being "abused" and that Jenna is the key to "saving Khet" is extremely para-social and weird in my opinion, but has there been a documented instance of Phil saying- Khet wants to go out with a friend but I told her not to?

The woman drives and we don't know when she is in that house and she is not so I am lost here. Jenna is a deeply ill person and I am not sure how believing her account of events about Phil is something that should be taken as completely true. She is a drug addict and a lot of times they will agree to whatever just for a promise of a hit.
 
Dona Morte said:
How does a person like this know that Phil is isolating Khet?
She could just be a homebody like him and choose to get her socialization from one close friend she told him specifically not mention.
To say Khet is being "abused" and that Jenna is the key to "saving Khet" is extremely para-social and weird in my opinion, but has there been a documented instance of Phil saying- Khet wants to go out with a friend but I told her not to?
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Yeah, honestly after the Fhet Khet reveal this year it's obvious that Phil wasn't joking or exaggerating when he said that they're soulmates. They really are like clones of the same person just of the opposite sex which makes all the Khet simps seem even more deranged.
 
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Dona Morte said:
How does a person like this know that Phil is isolating Khet?
She could just be a homebody like him and choose to get her socialization from one close friend she told him specifically not mention.
To say Khet is being "abused" and that Jenna is the key to "saving Khet" is extremely para-social and weird in my opinion, but has there been a documented instance of Phil saying- Khet wants to go out with a friend but I told her not to?
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Well there are a few things that you might count as that:
1. Give up streaming (something Ket spend some money on)
2. No social media presence (ok, fair enough, especially if you are the partner of DSP but still)
3. apparently not letting her go to the Gym
4. "there is this sick motherfucker called Tevin"
5. She apparently had a few friends when she first moved into the snort fort. What happened to them?

Of course it could also be that she just found what she wanted and then simply refused to go outside anymore. But this seems a bit strange considering she was somewhat active on social Media.
 
Khet is fine. Well, she's not being abused at the very least, her cholesterol levels are presumably through the roof, but I don't think that's intentionally done on Phil's part.

Jenna hasn't/ever had any intention of reuniting with/rescuing Khet. She had zero interest in Khet before DSP and seemingly made no effort to find her sister around that period, and in the following years where she's known where her sister is, has shown 0 inclination to actually go up to Seattle. When prompted, you might be able to get a tirade out of her, but I feel like you could do that with any subject.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
Jenna hasn't/ever had any intention of reuniting with/rescuing Khet. She had zero interest in Khet before DSP and seemingly made no effort to find her sister around that period, and in the following years where she's known where her sister is, has shown 0 inclination to actually go up to Seattle. When prompted, you might be able to get a tirade out of her, but I feel like you could do that with any subject.
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SUPER SECRET REEHOUSE MEMO
(do not let Phil know!)
I have information* that Jenna is putting on the pounds in order to infiltrate the snort fort. She's going to put sleeping powders into Kat's sour cream and when she puts it on her waffles, she'll fall asleep and Jenna will put her in a suitcase and mail her to Tevin. Then Jena will set up shop and skinwalk Kat. Phil won't know because he's pretty blind and doesn't wear his glasses. She'll delete Kat's Skyrim save files and take Jasper and escape back to her abandoned van in West Hollywood. Then she'll start work on Officer Sanders part 2. This time she'll suck two limp penises.

*Source: I made it up.
 
Iron Father said:
The fact that DSP consistently seems disappointed that she no longer goes shopping with him is evidence to the opposite. She's a total homebody.
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I think its because he is probably ass mad that he can't use her as a pack mule to carry all the heavy shit they buy while gaslighting her about his bad back stopping him from helping.
 
Pandalee’s Tits said:
Do you guys think DSP is resentful towards Fat Kat for gaining weight or do you think he’s just asexual and doesn’t give a fuck?
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He's resentful because it ruins his mature-style family life with the perfect swimsuit-model trophy-wife image he tried to paint, but he's also gay, so no skin off his back.
 
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