Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
fresh pair of socks said:
I wonder if Phil gave her the same spiel he gave all the the companies who contacted him about a sponsorship: "I have a group of insane hate-watchers who will harass and stalk you just for being associated with me."
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That's exactly what happened.

Phil basically told us when he first began talking about her. He had a super hot new girlfriend and you dumb trolls won't ever find her because she has no Internet footprint. Try all you want, you'll never find out anything about her!

15 minutes after Phil posted the first pic of her, the mod of this board at the time had her name, previous addresses, and the police report of the demon possession of Jenna.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
That's exactly what happened.

Phil basically told us when he first began talking about her. He had a super hot new girlfriend and you dumb trolls won't ever find her because she has no Internet footprint. Try all you want, you'll never find out anything about her!

15 minutes after Phil posted the first pic of her, the mod of this board at the time had her name, previous addresses, and the police report of the demon possession of Jenna.
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Phil really is a dumb Polak. When I first saw Kat's Twitter, that Phil replied to and is still there, I found her Youtube and her bf posting there within a minute.

ReentryPhantom said:
What woman in her right mind would drop her whole life in one day for a dude with nothing but debt and basically no life? It's so fucking weird.
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Kat has never had stable housing in her life. Phil is sadly a big jump up for her.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
What woman in her right mind would drop her whole life in one day for a dude with nothing but debt and basically no life? It's so fucking weird.
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  1. She's retarded, or at least somewhat developmentally disabled. So she isn't in her right mind.
  2. He is popular, it at least well known
  3. He gets paid
  4. She has nowhere else to go, probably low on cash
  5. He is actively trying to hook up with her, I believe the texting was incessant and he definitely omitted parts of his lore that make him look bad
  6. He promised her a low-effort life, and looking back at it, he was right
  7. It's far enough to where she can escape her current life and start fresh
  8. Perhaps she never had much of a life of her own for her to drop
 
ReentryPhantom said:
What woman in her right mind would drop her whole life in one day for a dude with nothing but debt and basically no life? It's so fucking weird.
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There's a good chance that, without Phil, Khet would live a life similar to Jenna. I mean...she's kind of living the "safer" version of Jenna's life as it is. Instead of having a drug addiction, she has a food addiction. Instead of whoring out for sex, she whored herself out as a soulmaid. The big difference is Khet can at least manage to work a basic, no-skill job part time, although that's arguably only because she managed to avoid hitting the same level of rock bottom as Jenna. It's sad to say, but living with Phil is probably the best thing to ever happen in Khet's life. For some people, the height of their dreams is basically living under a roof with running electricity and reliable food access. Khet managed to acieve that and seems perfectly content to never set her sights any higher.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
There's a good chance that, without Phil, Khet would live a life similar to Jenna. I mean...she's kind of living the "safer" version of Jenna's life as it is. Instead of having a drug addiction, she has a food addiction. Instead of whoring out for sex, she whored herself out as a soulmaid. The big difference is Khet can at least manage to work a basic, no-skill job part time, although that's arguably only because she managed to avoid hitting the same level of rock bottom as Jenna. It's sad to say, but living with Phil is probably the best thing to ever happen in Khet's life. For some people, the height of their dreams is basically living under a roof with running electricity and reliable food access. Khet managed to acieve that and seems perfectly content to never set her sights any higher.
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I have more respect for Jenna than Khet. Jenna is a working girl who as far as we know at least mostly earns her own keep. Khet just sponges off phil's fans for the majority of her living. I don't mean being a trad housewife and not working a conventional job is bad or lesser than working a conventional job but Khet doesn't either.


Jenna appears to have at least a grain of ambition and sense of adventure. Khet appears to choose to live the most boring pointless life. No goals no ambition no desire to do anything, or curiosity about anything other than sit on her ass all day playing generic Bethesda games scarfing down doordash. She makes Phil look like Edmund Hillary.
 
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grump said:
I have more respect for Jenna than Khet. Jenna is a working girl who as far as we know at least mostly earns her own keep. Khet just sponges off phil's fans for the majority of her living. I don't mean being a trad housewife and not working a conventional job is bad or lesser than working a conventional job but Khet doesn't either.


Jenna appears to have at least a grain of ambition and sense of adventure. Khet appears to choose to live the most boring pointless life. No goals no ambition no desire to do anything, or curiosity about anything other than sit on her ass all day playing generic Bethesda games scarfing down doordash. She makes Phil look like Edmund Hillary.
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When Jenna's not in jail or rehab, she's hooking and living in an abandoned van in downtown LA with her fentanyl addicted boyfriend. Posting pics of her fucking strangers and wearing diapers on onlyfans. Recording herself going around town yelling NIGGER while stoned out of her mind. Squatting in abandoned buildings drinking Gatorade mixed with cognac.

If that's what you call an ambitious and enviable life.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
When Jenna's not in jail or rehab, she's hooking and living in an abandoned van in downtown LA with her fentanyl addicted boyfriend. Posting pics of her fucking strangers and wearing diapers on onlyfans. Recording herself going around town yelling NIGGER while stoned out of her mind. Squatting in abandoned buildings drinking Gatorade mixed with cognac.

If that's what you call an ambitious and enviable life.
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Its not ambitious or enviable but its more work than converting doordash into character movements in vanilla unmodded skyrim.
 
I thought Jenna was a security guard for a porn store and if you get caught shoplifting she'll suck your flaccid cock.

Are you telling me that movie wasn't real life!?
 
Philip and Brazy on the surface both may not seem like they have anything in common but one of the things they both share is that neither of them ever say anything passittive about Kat.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I thought Jenna was a security guard for a porn store and if you get caught shoplifting she'll suck your flaccid cock.

Are you telling me that movie wasn't real life!?
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Jenna being gainfully employed is pure fantasy, they balanced that out by having her try to suck someone's dick for money.
 
Power Glove said:
Apparently she's doing that shit even on instagram now, renamed herself and everything. Those sisters were blessed with some dysfunctional genes, holy shit.
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This is what you're referring to, I take it?

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