Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Listening for the DoorDash man.

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You know if you took Dave's weak bitch Jimmy Elsworth chin and combined it with Mrs. Ed's jutting ork jaw you'd be able to create a pair of normal jaws.
 
It is fucking hilarious to watch Phil struggling to not interject himself into every sentence FatKat says.
 
Somewhere out there, the Panda is breathing a huge sigh of relief. Seriously, good on her for not letting Phil drag her down further and turn her into this. He's like Dahmer, but instead of wanting a sex slave he turned Kat into a fat loser with no ambition except to Doordash and piss life away never going outside. It's funny, because I saw a picture of them earlier and dismissed it as AI or photoshopped Reddit faggotry. But it's fucking real, and she's HUGE. Once again, Phil’s complete lack of shame and self awareness truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Hearing Khet talking about how GoT is too oversexualized and too violent ..that pretty much confirms everyones speculation that dsp is just mirroring his entire world view to cater to khet.
tiddies??! EWWW W whats wrong with you... im a happilly married man! Thats so gross! right khet?...thats what we think? right?......

Edit: thinking about it for a second. I wonder if its Kats traumatic past that makes her paranoid that if Dave sees anything sexual on tv/the internet, that he's going to get turned on and want to have sex with her. Not knowing that Dave is most likely asexual..
I bet DSP acts like he totally understands why she cant have sex with him, to play up the loving husband act.; only to go in the other room and breathe in a sigh of relief, that he doesnt have to have sex with a woman for at least one more day...
 
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Damn, now I see why his day off door dash meals are so important now...

Imagine watching your wife struggle with weight gain, and continuing to go out/door dash so many meals. I guess DSP either doesn't care or doesn't want to rock the boat and risk her leaving or confronting him about his own bad habits.

The stream seemed pretty boring so I tuned out quick, but did she have any opinion that differed from DSP? Every time she talked she seemed to just parrot every thing DSP said.
 
Kat's weight is surprising as Phil is slimmer than ever despite his history. She seemed to cook somewhat healthy slop that DSP would talk up as great, but sounded gross -- I assumed this was what was keeping his weight down. I guess when they get doordash she just orders way more? or she orders extra stuff alone. I would not be surprised if both became fatties but that it's just Kat who got fat is weird.
 
Ygolonac said:
Kat's weight is surprising as Phil is slimmer than ever despite his history. She seemed to cook somewhat healthy slop that DSP would talk up as great, but sounded gross -- I assumed this was what was keeping his weight down. I guess when they get doordash she just orders way more? or she orders extra stuff alone. I would not be surprised if both became fatties but that it's just Kat who got fat is weird.
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I'm still on the Phil's got the 'beetus train.

Weight loss due to ozempic.
 
I know it's common knowledge that Doody is a retard, but it still makes me happy to see his clickbait divorce saga bullshit be definitively disproven.
 
I can't believe Dave did this. Is it because of the documentary? Trying to foster a more friendly, family man, image?

I mean, we already knew this from the pic taken in public, but dammmn, she really took the horse insults to heart and turned herself into a blob of undistinguishable shape.
 
I just want to know if she knows about the WWEC spending and how bad it really is. She seems to not watch his streams, so she probably knows less than a lot of people here. If she's just bad a math and never ran a household, it might be easy to spend a couple $k a month without her knowing.

Or does she have her own vices, so doesnt say shit?
 
Phil is really hamming it up in the Daily Wrap.

( 3:09 )


Phil asked Khet how she thought it went tonight, immediately after the stream. She loved it, apparently. Phil says it was completely different than the last time she appeared on stream, five years ago. The reason for this, Phil says, is that she no longer cares about the trolling. It just doesn't affect her anymore, apparently.. all of a sudden, and that's why she appeared on stream tonight.

Of course, we also have to talk about money. Phil says it was one of the best supported streams in a while. Tips and Superchats and Gifted Memberships were flying, so we're already downplaying the insane and suspicious Membership whaling that's happened over the last week. Everyone opened their wallets, according to Phil, because they were so happy to see Khet back on the stream.

Phil says that he's really looking for feedback on these videos. He says that he intended for Khet to be a part of his content years ago when she moved in with him, but it just didn't work out, so he's trying to pull this off again. Phil claims that they are 100% doing co-op playthroughs, and this is one of the new, positive things he had lined up for this year.
 
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