Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So I go away for the evening and come back to find that Phil has set a trap for detractors by using Kat? You know that if any idiot tries anything, Phil will use this as justification to Mike about how "awful" we are.

Also, Kat has really let herself go.

 

[Lord_Point]

Kat has some fucking balls to do this, I can respect that sort of. “She” will roasted and toasted for years to come now.

Yeah good on her this seems like it is just going to be a net miserable experience for her, which of course DSP doesn't seem to care about so long as he can make some cash for hogan pulls.

Which really goes to shows DSP will do anything for a buck, including parading his wife in front of the dangerous and mentally ill trolls. The same trolls that, up until last week, could track down and kill his family if he reveled any information about his family.

 

[Jasper2K]

Does DSP have a fat fetish? I think he does.

 

[Corpun]

He went from this....View attachment 5626828

Talk about a downgrade. Phil has to be the gayest allegedly straight guy out there.

 

[BlastMonk]

They didn't watch any movies together in all of 2023, not Killers of the FlowerMoon, not BarbenHeimer? Wtf do these two fatties do on their day off, do they spend anytime together. They really do have the exact same chemistry as 5 years ago, housemates not soulmates

 

[Impossible Brutality]

This fucker has no idea how horrible it is to have this land mass sit IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN WITH CHAT UP.

She is actively staring at chat absolutely roast her and all she does is occasionally goat laugh.

She’s a retard who is probably too simple to understand what Phil is up to (milking everyone in his life)… but all I can do is laugh.

Thank you Phil, you fat faggot.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

she looks like a star trek extra

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What the fuck did she do to her hair. Why is her jaw sticking out so far?

She looks like a fat scene kid in a bad high school movie. But what the FUCK happened to her hair? There's no reason she should have butchered her hair that way.

Even for Kat getting fat, she's Michigan white trash she should have puffed up like any normal white bread bitch (think Jack Scalfani's wife, since him and Phil are similar).

What the actual fuck is this, is this the Seattle air working on someone? Genuinely it's the most shocking part of this transformation. And she's dying it too?

 

[hundredthousand]

Khat washes herself witta rag on a stick.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Talk about a downgrade. Phil has to be the gayest allegedly straight guy out there.
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don't forget this was a nympho as well

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess we have our first entry in DSP Worst Moments for 2024.

 

[h0g]

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Whats going on there! What is going on there!

Pretty sure they go to the same salon to get their haircut

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

nice muumuu

 

[DishPitVet]

Honestly Phil being next to a living, breathing human is more disorienting then Khets weight.

 

[smug comporon]

Talk about a downgrade. Phil has to be the gayest allegedly straight guy out there.
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Went from a girl who's kind of hot but has an annoying voice and shit personality to a fat retard whose entire personality is that she likes Skyrim.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

She had a touch life. Don't rag on her

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

don't forget this was a nympho as well

Thats the only part of Phils entire presence I will ever be MATI, this girl would literally throw herself at him desperate for any attention from him. There is no doubt it my mind he's a closeted homo and Kat is nothing more then a beard. Granted I don't think Kat was bad looking when she was skinny but he's clearly not touching her either so she blew up. The pixie haircut does no favors for her atm.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Them just eyefuckin that chat so hard.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Seriously, how difficult is it to have chat on a screen that Khet can't see?
It's really fucked up that he subjects an obviously insecure and awkward person to this kind of scrutiny just to get some clout for his Real Married Adult larp.

With her chins and gunt in the way, I'm surprised she can see any of Phil's screens at all.
Also welcome back dabmaster flatsoda. Your transcriptions were great.

I guess we have our first entry in DSP Worst Moments for 2024.

Do we even need the rest of the year?

Watch Phil use his wife as a tips/members goal incentive now lol

 

[Dragoonism]

Leanna (Pandalee) in 2021

Kat in 2022 after 3 years of marriage...


How did Leanna survive?

 

[Corpun]

Thats the only part of Phils entire presence I will ever be MATI, this girl would literally throw herself at him desperate for any attention from him. There is no doubt it my mind he's a closeted homo and Kat is nothing more then a beard. Granted I don't think Kat was bad looking when she was skinny but he's clearly not touching her either so she blew up. The pixie haircut does no favors for her atm.

Leanna must have suffered while she had herself under pignosis. Her voice was screechy but she'd literally throw herself at him in every fucking video and the retard never got a hint. Wonder if Phil even noticed all those hints she was giving.