Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Glad to know that Khet is all dolled up, I might have mistaken her for Phil. Bonus points for the dark blush to make it look like she still has visible cheekbones. LMAO.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

It’s a good thing dsp doesn’t have a sex drive otherwise he would’ve returned that mail in order bride because god damn does she look like shit now

 

[LifeAlert]

It's just like Phil's!

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I laughed way too hard

 

[Twrx]

Good lord that's a huge manly looking bitch

 

[Delamain]

Fellas…
I’m actually speechless
I can’t even right now

 

[Crow Money]

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This needs the “if only you knew how bad things really are” meme, and I’d have done it myself, but I can’t tell who the macro belongs with.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Kat 2024

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

GOOD LORD, MIKE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! YOU PULLED KHET OUT OF HIDING

 

[Esquilax]

We gotta get her thread moved to Death Fats now

 

[Elescondido]

Hopefully someone makes a summary because i couldnt stomach the cringe of watching that stream for 2 seconds lol

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I kinda feel bad, he knows how bad we can get, he knows nearly everyone is restreaming this except AN and PoP, he knows she got fat and what we-tractors have said about "supposed" pictures, he knows what doody, shinko, snort, Memeology, Gundam etc are going to do later tonight if not started already.

So he brings her out in a fucking Moomoo looking like foodie beauty then as brandood pointed out puts here right where she can see chat.

KINDA...like a little bit...

 

[Corpun]

HOLY SHIT KAT GOT FAT. NOT AS FAT AS I WAS THINKING BUT DAMN.

Even Twirls n' Curls fucked her haircut up.

 

[He Hate Me]

 

[Dona Morte]

DSP fuck you.
Seriously.
You must hate this woman to see her struggle and not help her.
Giving me Chantal vibes legit.

 

[It Goofy]

This is insane. I feel like I've entered bizarro world. I was fully convinced he would never show "muh wife" until she was slim enough, and now I can't even find where her chin ends and her neck begins. And is she wearing a fucking moomoo?

 

[LiquidCancer]

The worst haircut on a woman ever.

 

[Crow Money]

For the first time in his life, Phil has intentionally added a page to DSPisstory.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Woah ass ahoy!

 

[brapbruddah]

LMAO HOW DID PHIL ALLOW KAT TO GO FROM A "SWIMSUIT MODEL DREAM WIFE" TO A FAT 13 YEAR OLD BOY GOING THROUGH A TRANNY PHASE

PHIL YOU FUMBLED THE BAG HARD. YOU SHOULD HAVE MANNED UP AND FIXED THAT EXERCISE BIKE