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Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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My first red flag is the idea that Khet would ask DSP if it were one of his subscribers or a person in Renton. Because anyone who has taken a cursory glance at DSP's content will know that there aren't any women in his chat, and that he doesn't spend more time than he absolutely needs to outside of the house. He's also deathly afraid of anything that has tits bigger than his own.
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They have to post to reddit on a VPN to protect their "colleague". Khet folds tshirts for doordash money, nobody would get fired from their side gig at the fucking mall for gossiping about their obese coworker's failing marriage with some redditor at their other job. It's not illegal to talk shit on Phil lmao. He really has a hold on his dents, even after they defect.
More fat Kat pics, less fanfics.
More fat Kat pics, less fanfics.
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For me the red flags were Kat having a second job (did I miss something?) and the "(I’m unsure of their age)" part.
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The imaginary colleague has two jobs, one of which is at the mall with Kat. Biggest red flag imo is Phil bothering to cheat. He already got married, dood! There's no point in talking to or looking at women ever again and he shouldn't have to.
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Pics or it didn't happen that's the beaten dog syndrome in me being in this shitstorm a couple years longer than most of you lot. However my tinfoil hat theory is this is the same person who took those bigfoot-crying Jesus statue-alien quality pictures of Mrs. Ed and I base that on that place looked liked it could have been in a mall. Is there a Lane Bryant anywhere near the SnortFort anyone know?
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Super Dent Head
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Definitely going to need to hear it from the horses mouth, but she only shovels mash potato into it.
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Yeah, this is very obviously fake and gay reddit bullshit that should stay on reddit, so thanks for bringing it here.
I notice the guy deleted his account, which doesn't really matter because it was a burner anyway, but I did take a screenshot of it the other day.
This reddit post reads very similarly to that ZeroCool account that was shitting up the board earlier this year, as well as the other burner account that tried the same thing the other day. I'll include the screenshots below, as these posts have been deleted. I believe all of these accounts are made by the same guy, and I would hope that no one is stupid enough to fall for any of this.
Quick note on this post from DownfromtheRafters - This guy made a thread for this post. It was his only post, so the thread needed to be approved before it would show up on the board. Agent Proper caught this right away, and we DM'd the guy asking for further information, but as you can see by clicking on his account, the guy disappeared right after making this post. He claims that the story was verified by the reddit Safeway guy, but no one was talking about this story on reddit, meaning that this poster would have had to have to reached out to the Safeway guy himself, with information that only he knew, somehow.
We gave the guy a few hours to respond, which he never did, but in that time, a global janny came by and approved the thread, so once I saw that, I deleted it myself.
TLDR: It's fucking fake
Anybody who believes a story with conflicting information and talks about how a marriage out of the best benefits for both parties is falling apart due to the better half of the relationship should be dragged to the nearest forest and hung from a tree. Can't wait for Doody to make a bunch of shitty videos about this claiming he was right the entire time.
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Personally I don't think Phil has ever approached a woman IRL in his life. He used his fanbase as a dating pool and never had to actually go out and hit on women. He certainly would never do it now in his super paranoid state
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Exactly this. The fact that he chose to live in a secure, gated community while still opting to have 90% of his goods delivered to his house is proof enough. Yes, laziness is a factor but the unlikely impetus for his behavior as he has verbally expressed an innate paranoia about leaving his safety bubble.
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Even if this were all true (lol), it means Phil and Kat don't like each other but still live together because moving out would be even more difficult. We've already known that for years - it was never about love; Phil married Kat to protect his Serious Mature Adult act and she married him because it was a step up from couch surfing in Michigan. That's the one thing this anonymous weirdo on Reddit did right, come up with a story that fits with what Phil and Kat were already doing.
Yes. He liked a woman he worked with, she already had a boyfriend, he decided to buy the condo off either her father or her boyfriend's father (can't remember that detail) in the hopes she'd dump her boyfriend and go for him. It didn't work because what Phil did was downright creepy and even blew up in his face - he was in a carpool for night classes with one or both of the woman and her boyfriend, he got booted after he bought the Connectikhando to flex on her, and because he somehow couldn't drive short distances at night he dropped out rather than driving himself.
Not just that, what could he say or do to impress a woman? We are talking about a physically unattractive, socially inept man who can't even flex very much because of his gambling + drinking problems. The stars would have to align perfectly for him to run into a woman foolish or desperate enough to put up with him.
Brother Wind
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Unlike Kiwi Farms where at least we have the balls to pick one or the other.
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It's high time you divorce faggots go and make your own containment thread
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Kane lives in death
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This thread is already almost dead because Kat is somehow more boring than DSP, i see no reason why the divorce sperging cant be talked about here, also any divorce speculation will always be kat speculation so its not like its off topic.
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That'd be fair enough if the conversation was currently just contained in the Kat thread. The issue is that it isn't, though. A large portion of (if not most of) the divorce talk goes on in the main thread.
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We'll need a seperate thread to discuss which discussions go into which discussion thread if you faggits keep up this autistic bullshit discussion
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Of course he fucking is a Hulk Hogan fan:
Of course he is a fucking degenerate:
not going to bother filling out the rest of the dentractor bingo card.
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I know kat is brain dead, but I just wonder how long until she leaves Phil. I don’t know really know why she’s staying for.