Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Kat was already getting bigger before the marriage. That's how little she has to try, and I'm sure she loves it.
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Phil might be mad but not for the reasons most men would be. He might be angry he's stuck footing the bill for a trophy thats no longer fit for showing off.
 
There is another photo floating around some of the super secret detractor discords I lurked in. Saved it out of curiosity and decided to post it since these ones were dissapointing. The image quality is a lot clearer and I heard ALT is just cautious about letting this one go public.
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DerichLovesSSI said:
He cut down the blinds so he can’t hide from it.
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This retard cut his blinds off? Were the broken or something and he is too inept to fix them as usual?
 
Corpun said:
This retard cut his blinds off? Were the broken or something and he is too inept to fix them as usual?
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To be fair, he cut his blinds a long time ago the first night he moved in. But yes, he was too stupid to figure out how to lower them and just cut the cord.
 
Fuckyoudad said:
Estrogen seems to flow through a lot of the tractor khammunity. I've always said the confluence of detractors and "willing" supporters of phil often appear as a pale reflection of the grayscaled pussy himself. I'm not advocating for anyone to even bother going near him in person because time spent on just about anything other than DSP in your machoor and authentic real life wins by default. Yet if you were so inclined why not make it worth your while instead of hyping up this soft serve shit.

It amazes me in all this time that he hasn't run into a demented detractor on his dayawff who's taken some intiative and given him a shiner, a fat lip, put him on his back and taken his phone off him to record themselves accessing his dubyachumps account for asspats from the autistic community at large. While I still suspect his one day out a week with mom is nothing more than a machoor adult marriage affectation these days and he literally never leaves the house until forced to by the cold call of reality - HOA forcing him to demolish the cat shit mortar styrofoam castle in his garage. If he is out there and no one ever heckles or bothers him and can't even take a decent picture of his fat wife then it's because he's attracted too many c-tier faggots who deep down are just afraid to admit they kinda like him.
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You know I do wonder that myself. I like to think we are a slightly less retarded community. But the truth is we might be a way more divided detractor base. I can only speak for myself, but my level of gay ops has like 0 effort put into it. The minute I have to put in real work, I decide it is cringe and gay. And I feel there are a lot like that.

Then the weens on the other hand feel more like the bitch ass pussies, who would be dents on a bad day. Or were former dents.

So in short he has way more normal people hating on him than I feel most other cows. Plus we might have the worst fucking weens. Somehow even worse than Chris weens
 
Is is kinda tarded that a meme on a podcast led to someone following around a fat ladty at work. Especially when the simple answer of ''she has no where else to go'' is staring you in the face in regard to ''Team Divorce''

But some idiots love getting up votes for memeing, and piss poor photographs of a fat lady, for some no existant e-points. Chasing clout like Phil at Evo, that nobody else give a shit about. It's quite pathetic really
 
I heard a rumor that Jenna is out of jail and back to hooking/porn but the only proof was a fake onlyfans someone sent Marked One. Anyone else have any Jenna updates?
 
LiquidCancer said:
I heard a rumor that Jenna is out of jail and back to hooking/porn but the only proof was a fake onlyfans someone sent Marked One. Anyone else have any Jenna updates?
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She deleted the last twitter account that was active for her, which is in the bio of this OF account.

Is this the one MarkedOne was sent? As far as I can tell it is not fake unless someone verified it and uploaded 91 posts to it https://onlyfans.com/brazymamo

Knock yourself out..
 
Bigbadyeet said:
She deleted the last twitter account that was active for her, which is in the bio of this OF account.

Is this the one MarkedOne was sent? As far as I can tell it is not fake unless someone verified it and uploaded 91 posts to it https://onlyfans.com/brazymamo

Knock yourself out..
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Nah whatever he was sent looked like OnlyFans but it was a different site called Fanvue. I feel like it was maybe just a honeypot but who knows with how crazy she is.
 
It reads like someone took the 'behind the scenes' story of what happened between Phil and Panda and rewrote it to replace Panda with Khet.

'I work with someone who works with Khet'

Phil been chatting up another 'female'(let's go OIShe arc!) and Khet caught him. You mean like Subaru man caught Khet texting Phil? This is taking that part of Phil and Khet's story and swapping their places. but nah, this person's only been following for five months. Sounds legit.

I'll add that I want to believe, but it'll take a lot more than a 'trust me bro' post on reddit. He's already unhinged, and if his marriage breaks up we'll all be covered in so much gold dust we'll look like Adam Warlock.
 
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Since Phil didn't learn anything from his relationship with Panda, his marriage might end in a similar way.
 
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>Phil chatting up another woman behind Khet's bhek
lmao how dented do you have to be to believe that. If she caught him chatting up a gay muscular stud it'd at least be a tiny bit believable.
 
Fren said:
New rumours about Khat and Phil:
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That's really bad Phil fanfic. There's not a world where Phil, no matter how drunk, is self-aware enough to not only recognize how much he spends on WWE champions, but admit it to Khet. Phil can't take accountability for anything, and his denial is impossibly deep with Champions specifically. I'm sure he'd talk about it like he does on stream, where he vaguely alludes to spending a little on his mobile games, but not enough for it to matter.

Speaking of spending, I don't think there's a world where Phil has the balls to ask Khet to help pay for bills. I know his financial situation was better with Leanna, but I don't think that was the only reason he was always paying for her. Phil is greedy, but he's also big on respect/reputation, and we've seen/heard stories about how he's always leaned on his wealth to try and impress women. Isn't that how he ended up in his old apartment/condo/whatever the CT thing was? I'm also suspicious about the claims Khet has a second job. It's not impossible, especially since I'm sure it'd just be another 10-15 hour part time gig, but it feels like she's pretty reliably home whenever Phil is streaming.

Khet catching Phil talking to someone is fairly suspect as well. Fuck, Phil talking to someone, guy or girl, is also really suspect. I have a hard time believing Phil and Khet even talk to each other. Phil seems like he's pretty reliably glued to his phone, and I don't know if Khet has the presence of mind/cares enough about Phil to snoop around. Hell, Khet even having a coworker to share any of this with feels like a stretch.

The separation also seems like someone wrote themselves into a corner trying to explain how Phil and Khet live together, see other people, but conveniently aren't actually divorced so there'd be no clear documents to look at. It's technically not impossible and both Phil and Khet are pretty retarded when it comes to, well, everything, but especially relationships. It's also odd that Khet would agree Phil can see other people if she was apparently so jealous/worried that she was checking his messages and, despite them supposedly being innocent, was betrayed enough to separate but not actually divorce. It's also weird Phil would agree to that, I'd think he'd just double down on them both not seeing other people and agreeing to make it work.

Those were just the intial red flags, I'm sure if I read it again there'd be some others. They get some points for being more coherent and seemingly putting at least a little thought into their story compared to the average redditer, but I think they took too many big swings. Still, I'm morbidly curious to see how many videos Doody dedicates to this fanfic.
 
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