Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Swiped from the "Phil doesn't speak English good" thread: He does not know what Kat's favorite holiday is. That's not a surprise since they're functionally roommates and she's so dull that she really might not get excited about any of them. What is interesting is how Phil decided to reinterpret the question: Rather than replying with "I don't know but I think it's such-and-such", "I don't know but I really should" , or just using it as an excuse to talk about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, he turned it into an excuse to go on a prolonged self-pitying rant about how awful retail customers are especially around the holidays.

Apart from being shamelessly hypocritical (remember, this is a man who does not tip Doordash drivers and wants big box stores to have special staff that help pick out items for him) I suspect this means Kat is back to working retail somewhere and absolutely hates it. Caring about retail workers is totally out of character for him but I could see him regurgitating Kat's complaints and dressing it up as concern about all workers to stoke his ego and dodge questions about how Kat is still doing basic retail.

Based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsqlSN5d-8
 
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UncleTusky said:
Swiped from the "Phil doesn't speak English good" thread: He does not know what Kat's favorite holiday is. That's not a surprise since they're functionally roommates and she's so dull that she really might not get excited about any of them. What is interesting is how Phil decided to reinterpret the question: Rather than replying with "I don't know but I think it's such-and-such", "I don't know but I really should" , or just using it as an excuse to talk about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, he turned it into an excuse to go on a prolonged self-pitying rant about how awful retail customers are especially around the holidays.

Apart from being shamelessly hypocritical (remember, this is a man who does not tip Doordash drivers and wants big box stores to have special staff that help pick out items for him) I suspect this means Kat is back to working retail somewhere and absolutely hates it. Caring about retail workers is totally out of character for him but I could see him regurgitating Kat's complaints and dressing it up as concern about all workers to stoke his ego and dodge questions about how Kat is still doing basic retail.

Based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsqlSN5d-8
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To be fair, though, with regards to not knowing her favorite holiday... Aside from the one shtreem she first appeared on, and Phil was kinda asking her questions, she really seemed to have NO opinion on anything other than Skyrim. She shrugged a bunch, maybe muttered few times, but otherwise just sat there. She has the personality of a stump. I'm sure if Phil said, "Hey, roomie, is your favorite holiday Christmas?" "Sure, sounds good to me."
 
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I feel like I've never seen this Subaru Man video before.
Just the other one where she's wearing a white jacket that got meme'd to hell.

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Man has she aged disastrously.

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lmfao.
 
Was gonna put Jenna in some AI art to see what I would get but it seems Officer Sanders has been yeeted off the interwebs.

AI if Kat was a woman:
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We Are The Witches said:
Now that I remember, I see that @ZeroCool 's thread was deleted / hidden.

@Agent Proper I'm curious, did they bother to attempt to give the evidence that was asked from them, was it not sufficient, or did they just straight up banish or not respond?

If you think this question is not appropriate, feel free to ignore.
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I got no reply from them, so I deleted the thread, and wrote it off as Reddit bullshit.

Just a reminder; you guys are free to hit me up with a DM, on any of the platforms I am on at anytime.
 
I wonder if Kat is blackmailing DSP by subtly threatening to reveal his WWE champions addictions and flaccid wiener. Maybe she is making demands like 3 metric tons of boiled shrimp per month and new video game consoles; all while not having to work anymore. A tell all from her would be devastating to him, so she basically has him by the balls.
 
LilypaCastsUpper said:
I wonder if Kat is blackmailing DSP by subtly threatening to reveal his WWE champions addictions and flaccid wiener. Maybe she is making demands like 3 metric tons of boiled shrimp per month and new video game consoles; all while not having to work anymore. A tell all from her would be devastating to him, so she basically has him by the balls.
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Yeah, can you imagine if Kat told everyone that he spends all his money on WWE Champions and he doesn't fuck her?! That would be devastating and ruin his career.

I mean we already have the fact that Phil used TheyCallMeDSP as his Champs username, the bank leaks, TJGamebox's tracking of his spending, the account only playing when he's not on camera, and that time he accidentally showed the game on his stream.

And then we have videos of Leanna saying they didn't have sex, Phil admitting on his debunk stream that they didn't have sex, the leaked video of Phil rubbing his tiny dick through his shorts, Phil admitting he researched penis enlargement, and the fact that he spent his wedding night Tweeting instead of having sex.

So yeah, besides all those things, I think Kat is blackmailing Phil to reveal that he plays WWE Champions and has a tiny dick. Because that makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
 
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