Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Negative Toxic Loser]

A question I sometimes wonder: if Kat had a heart attack and died and none of the detractors realized, how long would Phil be hiding her corpse in the freezer? Maybe he'd plan to only keep her there for a few days, but he'd keep pushing it off until next thing he knew it had been a couple years.

Eventually he'd just get her taxidermied in a sitting position, so she could continue to fulfill all her obligations in the marriage: sitting in the house staring ahead blankly, sitting in the car staring ahead blankly while Phil talks at her, and continuing to be technically legally married to Phil.

It would be exactly like things always were but with a fraction of the doordash costs! Thank of how much more he'd have for WWE champions! Phil should definitely consider murdering Kat. It just makes sense financially.


Considering that I'm sure she doesn't shave anymore I'll bet she's about that hairy nowadays.

All of this would assume he could lift Khet. He has a trolley so he can bring a gallon of milk up the steps d00d, he'd need a forklift for that kind of load.

 

[millais]

If Khat really died, he would go into never-before-seen levels of ultrabegging. Funeral expenses (the ultrawide casket costs extra), loss of "da second income", settling her unpaid debts, grief counseling for Jasper Kitty. Endless excuses and emotional guilt tripping for the dent heads.

 

[Xenomorph]

Makes sense why he wont discuss looking at female vidya geam characters and commenting on their looks etc. Khet gets self conscious lmao.
Meanwhile shes prolly jilling off to her sex mods with Farkas and Vilkas in Skyrim.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If Khat really died, he would go into never-before-seen levels of ultrabegging. Funeral expenses (the ultrawide casket costs extra), loss of "da second income", settling her unpaid debts, grief counseling for Jasper Kitty. Endless excuses and emotional guilt tripping for the dent heads.

How long do you guys think it would take for Phil to find out she died? They sleep in separate beds and only really interact on Phil's day off. They probably have gone days at a time without more then just passing eachother in the hall. She could be rotting in her office for a week before Phil found her.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You just know she's got a shit tier Khajit character and just does the most mundane fetch quest bullshit and finds it enthralling. No way she doesn't spend hundreds of hours collecting alchemy ingredients.

Which Skyrim playthrough of hers with a Khajit character are you specifically referring to? The 7th? 24th? 31st? 46th? 62nd? 67th? 80th? 92nd? 101st? 117th? 134th? You gotta be more specific bro.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I’m from the future, here’s a video of Mr and Mrs P.P. Burnell’s pregnancy announcement in late 2023

 

[Brother Wind]

And if you think back, Leanna always seemed to have the healthier/lighter option from wherever they ate.

Leanna gained some weight but not that much. Kat however seems to have worse taste in food than Leanna, she loves sloppy Taco Bell for example, so it's not shocking that she is legit fat now.

Of fucking course she did. Bitch was 18 when she first showed up. She wasn't even done growing up.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Her face in the photo that was captured outside of the gas station.

EDIT : Ninja'd by @QwahlityKahntent

He said "shes gotten heavier since last year" That khet photo was from a year ago. He's saying that he knows she has gotten even heavier since that photo.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A question I sometimes wonder: if Kat had a heart attack and died and none of the detractors realized, how long would Phil be hiding her corpse in the freezer? Maybe he'd plan to only keep her there for a few days, but he'd keep pushing it off until next thing he knew it had been a couple years.

Eventually he'd just get her taxidermied in a sitting position, so she could continue to fulfill all her obligations in the marriage: sitting in the house staring ahead blankly, sitting in the car staring ahead blankly while Phil talks at her, and continuing to be technically legally married to Phil.

It would be exactly like things always were but with a fraction of the doordash costs! Thank of how much more he'd have for WWE champions! Phil should definitely consider murdering Kat. It just makes sense financially.

Nah he'd go online and say she died and milk it for pity tips. Phil doesn't really love her, she just represents what all normal human adults have. And now that he's had a wife who's died he can then use that for the next 10 years as an excuse as to why he doesn't want to be with another woman because it would taint her memory. And 10 years later he'd still break out the water works like he did for T. The guy that he never mentioned but now is SOOOOO important to Philthy's old life that he needs to bring him up all the time.

How long do you guys think it would take for Phil to find out she died? They sleep in separate beds and only really interact on Phil's day off. They probably have gone days at a time without more then just passing eachother in the hall. She could be rotting in her office for a week before Phil found her.

He'd go see her because somebody has to order the fast food or nuke the frozen dinners they eat. I mean this is the asshole that woke Leanna up when she was sick so that SHE could cook dinner for him. He'd do the same thing with Khet and try to wake her up and then give up because she won't respond and he'd angrily order from Door Dash and out of spite not order anything for her.

Then a day later he'd realize that she's not responding and call 911. But only between the streams. She's not important enough to do it while the streams are going.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And now that he's had a wife who's died he can then use that for the next 10 years as an excuse as to why he doesn't want to be with another woman because it would taint her memory.

But he's gonna need a new maid ASAP, how is he not gonna try finding a replacement soulmaid-mom-wife right away? Unless... he's gonna try finding a soulmaid-dad-husband?

Then a day later he'd realize that she's not responding and call 911. But only between the streams. She's not important enough to do it while the streams are going.

But what if it ends up being another rigmarole like Reeana's hospital visit and he ends up missing out on those night stream bux? She's gonna have to wait until the day ahf like how Jaspers totally-not-fake-and-memoryholed-UTI had to.

 

[YaBoi]

How old is Khet? 31? 32? She's approaching the age where most women are looking to have children before it's too late. Has Phil ever expressed any desire of having his own children?

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

How old is Khet? 31? 32? She's approaching the age where most women are looking to have children before it's too late. Has Phil ever expressed any desire of having his own children?

Old Pip must surely be the poster child (man) for low T and poor swimmers.

Unless Khet is wearing a John Rambo mask or Hulk Hogan cosplay I don’t see Pip being interested in hitting it.

Maybe she wears a harness around her head that Pip’s phone can fit inside so he get his champions pulls as Khet power bottoms.

Pip’s not busting out any moves and Khet’s potato frame isn’t really built for acrobatic love making.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

How old is Khet? 31? 32? She's approaching the age where most women are looking to have children before it's too late. Has Phil ever expressed any desire of having his own children?

Kat is 31 and no, neither of them ha e any desire to have children nor is there any love between them.

 

[JPG]

Hey guys is this a picture of Khet from 5 years ago?View attachment 3578884

Rare pic of Kat and Leanna together

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How old is Khet? 31? 32? She's approaching the age where most women are looking to have children before it's too late. Has Phil ever expressed any desire of having his own children?

He's never really mentioned it and honestly with his low T I pretty much think that he's only able to get it up maybe twice a year. So it's not happening. And besides Khet is probably against the idea of having kids because of her terrible upbringing. Besides I don't see any kind of motherly kind of instinct from her. It would be in everybody's best interest that Philthy dies childless.

Or, as a funnier outcome, one of Khet's coworkers knocks her up and she passes it off as Phil's. He'd be so stupid as he'd probably accept it.

 

[Little Bill]

From the RTU drama podcast today, Kat still watches Phil's streams and has even cried on multiple occasions when the 'incident' gets brought up.

 

[grump]

From the RTU drama podcast today, Kat still watches Phil's streams and has even cried on multiple occasions when the 'incident' gets brought up.

People slam us for making fun of her but really we get almost all our info from Phil who makes her out to be an emotionally frail moron at every possible chance and uses her as a convenient all purpose scapegoat. It probably also works the other way too with phil being the sole source of info khet has on detractors telling her how they will hack her bank account and sneak into the house with guns. Its borderline abusive.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

People slam us for making fun of her but really we get almost all our info from Phil who makes her out to be an emotionally frail moron at every possible chance and uses her as a convenient all purpose scapegoat.

It's always this with Philthy. He overshares EVERYTHING that goes on like the Wolverine toy, Leanna's hospital visit, etc. Then retcons the whole thing so that it didn't happen the way he said it did. And then when something remotely bad happens he blows it up so it's a critical danger situation like when he got "swatted" during the playthru of Arkham Knight. He said on video the next day that he could have been killed that day and everybody that ever made a TIHYDP, watched a TIHYDP or made jokes about him online are responsible for him almost dying.

And yet he said, right after, that when he moved he called the police or introduced himself to them and said there was a chance this would happen so that mitigated some of the possible damage and the police were aware.

So which is it? Is it that the police could have killed him or not? Basically he's going to milk any possible reason for his paypigs to give him money. The man has no shame and considering he married his horse and allowed her to balloon up shows this.

 

[Iron Father]

Has Phil ever expressed any desire of having his own children?

He's never really mentioned it...

He's outright stated several times that he doesn't want kids. When asked what about Kat? he said that was her business.
He even said what's the point of having kids to pass his legacy down when he has thousands of fans who can watch his content to carry on his legacy after he's gone.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

He's outright stated several times that he doesn't want kids. When asked what about Kat? he said that was her business.
He even said what's the point of having kids to pass his legacy down when he has thousands of fans who can watch his content to carry on his legacy after he's gone.

I’ve heard that before but goddamn if that last sentence doesn’t deserve a puzzle piece anyway