Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Jenna is the perfect example of what happens when abortion laws are weakened nationwide. In a perfect society, wayward pieces of shit like her shouldn’t even exist in the first place. The same goes for her derpy sister.

Beyond the fleeting enjoyment we get out of witnessing a glimpse of the shitshow that she calls her “life,” everything about this person is disgusting. She serves no purpose in the grander scheme of things beyond occupying a bed in the for-profit private prison system, probably for the majority of the rest of her life. She’ll make money for some private corporation but that’ll be the extent of her usefulness in life. More pathetic than sad by any account.

One could make a case that her family and subsequently society failed her by spitting out... whatever the amalgamation of systemic abuse she’s suffered has culminated into but I’m not that sympathetic. She seems to revel in her uselessness and degeneracy as an identity and it’s nothing short of repulsive.

Anyhow, stupidity goes a long way to provide entertainment and so far she’s definitely provided her end of the bargain.
 
tripmix said:
I feel like such a boomer having to consult the urban dictionary for so many of Jennas posts.

Fuck 12 means fuck the police for those who are wondering.
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I'm not boomer age and I didn't know she was even making a reference. I just assumed it was some more of her godless wiggerspeak or she had a mini stroke after trying too throw some f bombs.

If she REALLY wanted to stick it to the police she should bust into Phil's fortress and steal Princess Katherine away like super mario.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Even if she can't do that, just showing up would be good enough, because if Jenna gets turned away, that means Khet is already gone, which will make for some fun when Phil's chat starts bringing it up and he tries to act like he doesn't know what they're taking about.
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Jenna's not very smart and definitely autistic if she ever thought her "plan" would work.

If she really wanted to see Kat again after all this time she should have arranged to meet her "behind the scenes" and keep it on the downlow. I'm sure Kat would pay for a ticket to see her long lost sister or pressure Phil to buy one for her.

Instead she alerted Kiwifarms to her autistic screeching about pedophile bill gates and phil and started saying she was taking jasper and Kat back. Just scroll back a little its all there. The cops are probably alerted that some fat skanky wigger might show up at Phils door and Phil is so paranoid about landscapers being detractors it would come of no surprise to me to learn Phil has cops on speed-dial or maybe even assigned an officer directly just so the department could make him stfu about his gamer shit.

If she shows up at Phil's we'll know either because she'll barge in on his stream or the arrest record in Washington state that's the only 2 possibilities I see happening. It could even be both of them together.

All this retarded "plan" has made her do is get another misdemeanour to her rap sheet & make her want to neck herself.

I know its human nature; but you can't apply normal human logic to autism.

It's fun to give it a try though.
 
Jenna. You're a pretty girl. Stop claiming you're living your best life when showing you're turning tricks to buy dollar Knox noodle meals and Mcnuggets while you're squatting from abandoned house to abandoned house. Take out the shitty dreadlocks and clean yourself up and you could earn a living doing something respectable.
 
MoonRocker said:
when abortion laws are weakened nationwide. In a perfect society, wayward pieces of shit like her shouldn’t even exist in the first place. The same goes for her derpy sister
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Almost sure abortion after the 384st month or so is illegal.
 
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thedingledongle said:
Jenna. You're a pretty girl. Stop claiming you're living your best life when showing you're turning tricks to buy dollar Knox noodle meals and Mcnuggets while you're squatting from abandoned house to abandoned house. Take out the shitty dreadlocks and clean yourself up and you could earn a living doing something respectable.
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If Jenna just cleaned herself up, she could have a nice 5-10 years of escorting making good money. But, she's insane like everyone in her genetic shit family.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
But, she's insane like everyone in her genetic shit family.
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Which is exactly what all the "visit Phil" talk is about, really. Was never going to happen, we all knew it, but we also know Phil reads these forums, so it was/is still fun to get him worried about the possibility.
 
thedingledongle said:
Jenna. You're a pretty girl. Stop claiming you're living your best life when showing you're turning tricks to buy dollar Knox noodle meals and Mcnuggets while you're squatting from abandoned house to abandoned house. Take out the shitty dreadlocks and clean yourself up and you could earn a living doing something respectable.
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You’re assuming she’s functional enough to be a part of society. You may be overestimating her.
 
thedingledongle said:
Jenna. You're a pretty girl.
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She's "pretty" if you ignore the gross nails and smelling like an ashtray/weed and whatever else she lives in amongst. Even ignoring that I still find her insufferable without a single likable quality.

thedingledongle said:
Stop claiming you're living your best life when showing you're turning tricks to buy dollar Knox noodle meals and Mcnuggets
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I guess she has a bright future ahead of her if her employer skips the background, credit and criminal record check. In the meantime this is probably her best gig.

thedingledongle said:
squatting from abandoned house to abandoned house. Take out the shitty dreadlocks and clean yourself up
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She can't clean herself up if the waters been cut off pending a legionella inspection.

thedingledongle said:
and you could earn a living doing something respectable.
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Like serving chilli in the chow hall for cents on the hour to buy something in the commissary?

Quit simping for her, she isn't gonna fuck you.

Sir Wesley Tailpipe said:
You’re assuming she’s functional enough to be a part of society. You are most certainly overestimating her.
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FTFY

 
I cant upload pictures properly on my phone but I cant get over of how oddly shaped Jenna head is,its like she doesnt have a frontal lobe,his head slopeds back at the forehead,she has the slopping brow and cranial bumpage of a carrer criminal. She looks weird
 
tripmix said:
She's "pretty" if you ignore the gross nails and smelling like an ashtray/weed and whatever else she lives in amongst. Even ignoring that I still find her insufferable without a single likable quality.


I guess she has a bright future ahead of her if her employer skips the background, credit and criminal record check. In the meantime this is probably her best gig.


She can't clean herself up if the waters been cut off pending a legionella inspection.


Like serving chilli in the chow hall for cents on the hour to buy something in the commissary?

Quit simping for her, she isn't gonna fuck you.


FTFY
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Oh yes, you caught me. I was absolutely simping by making fun of her, I’m so glad you were able to deduce that.
 
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