💼 Careercow Kanye West / Ye - Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

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I get the whole thing about no celebrities, but if Kanye West isn’t the very definition of a lolcow then I need to re-evaluate lolcow criteria. Ye checks every fuckin’ box.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
If we seriously are going to have a Kanye thread, we are going to have to rewrite the entire OP to talk about everything that has happened the last few years.
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Kanye West, the world's most famous Gap employee and 2020 presidential candidate, is fighting the evil pervading the WEST. In his career as a preacher he has made Christianity cool again. Saving the soul of a generation of urban americans.

In 2006, Kanye invented the viral internet video and began the celebrity phenomena of "President-Man is BAD".












Preacher West has signle handedly started the Christian Reich in America by holding Sunday Services creating a new holy army of black people.
Kanye 2020
Kanye is an open Candace Owens fan putting him in the long tradition of based black people who say basic American conservative talking points to basic American conservatives. On July 4th 2020, Kanye announced his candidacy for President of the United States.
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The campaign has been accused of trying to distract black Americans from fulfilling their debt of fealty to Democrats. Although ordained by the big-G GOD, the holy competent West missed the deadline to be on the ballot in the state of Wisconsin by 14 seconds. His campaign has been so successful that mainstream media noticed and began manufacturing misleading soundbytes to defend their interests.









Notable Rancher, Kanye owns a 1,400 acre Wyoming Ranch (62 Nielson Road, Cody, WY 82414, United States) where he and his brood will survive the collapse of the American economic system.
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Today, Kanye confirmed he is a SJW-Kiwifarmer when he doxxed the phone number of Forbes editor Robert Forbes and tweeting meticulous screenshots of each page of his contracts with Universal management.
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NeilBreenLover69 said:
Every man who even touches a Kardashian is destined to dive down into the depths of lunacy. Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick (fuck that annoying cunt faggot btw), and Kanye.

I swear, it has to be some kind of divine punishment for Robert Kardashian getting OJ off scot-free for his murder of Nicole Brown. Serves them right. Hope that curse elevates to fucking Kennedy levels of disaster someday.
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Don't forget how Lamar Odom winding up in a coma
 
Kayne West would pay as much money as he could to make a building that had his face on it. It would be like that Mussolini building.
 
I truly can't believe all the drama Kanye creates is unintentional and 100% due to his bipolar. He has a manic episode every time he's about to drop an album it gets old. have we ever heard about his depressive episodes? for a BP type 1 I expect he has dangerous and intense ones. I smell bullshit.

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Shit like this is why Kanye is my favourite mainstream celeb. When most celebrities get in drama it's usually just over boring shit like them cheating on their partner or some shit. When Kanye gets drama he goes on manic chimp-outs and he does something completely out of the left-field like running for office or in this case pissing on some glorified music award. Intentional or not, he's entertaining, unlike most "entertainers".
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Now the dude's music isn't even relevant as much as the drama surrounding him. Not the way I'd like to see my favorite musicians go, but for non fans like me it's thoroughly entertaining.

Coh said:
I feel like he's being exploited by the Kardashians somehow. Not that he really isn't insane, shouldn't have access to any sort of social median and seek help
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the dude's an adult and has the right to refuse medical help.
I wouldn't blame the kardashians for his manic episodes but they for sure are going to exploit it. whether by throwing him away and playing the victim or by sticking to him to parade his breakdowns on their show -which is ending, so I put my money on the former-
 
I absolutely love the chaos that he's currently causing. I don't have any love for the insane tard and even less for other entertainment "elites", so the longer this chimp-out lasts the better.
 
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“The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.”

- Dave Chappelle

Absolutego said:
Kanye's tweets are essentially what I imagine Prince would've got up to back in the day if social media had been a thing for his generation.
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It would be funny if Prince did tweet something like this out:

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Meanwhile, I‘ll be waiting for the day that Kanye will have butt-less pants on.
Just like Prince.
 
Brittnay Matthews said:
I truly can't believe all the drama Kanye creates is unintentional and 100% due to his bipolar. He has a manic episode every time he's about to drop an album it gets old. have we ever heard about his depressive episodes? for a BP type 1 I expect he has dangerous and intense ones. I smell bullshit.
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Normalfags blame everything on his bipolar because they're genuinely too stupid to understand what he's saying.
 
I support a Kanye thread but he's not a lolcow. He's a hugely successful musician and industry tastemaker. Would you call John Lennon or Elvis lolcows for their publicity driven antics?
 
Cardenio said:
I support a Kanye thread but he's not a lolcow. He's a hugely successful musician and industry tastemaker. Would you call John Lennon or Elvis lolcows for their publicity driven antics?
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Lennon and Presley never leaked personal documents, doxed media editors or pissed on their music awards.
 
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