Kamala Harris Megathread - Let's hear it for our lovely and gracious Vice President!

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Kamala Harris is one of the worst people ever to attain national office, and since this seems to be the week that the mainstream press is turning on her, it seems like a great time to start a megathread.
 
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When the White House is telling the media to go ahead and report that you're an incompetent buffoon because you're fucking up to such a degree that they can't even cover it up anymore, I guess it's time to do the job you were told to do months ago.

It's not all so bad, Kamala. I hear Rosa's Cantina has some amazing margaritas.
 
>Kamala goes to US-Mexico boarder
>Tacos tell her to go fuck herself
>White House get's third-hand embarrassment from that
>Tries to forget incident by having her tour different states
>Trump decides to go to US-Mexico barder

<BITCH, YOU'RE GOING BACK THERE! WE CAN'T HAVE TRUMP ONE-UPPING US!
This is literally a comedy sketch at this point.
 
>Kamala goes to US-Mexico boarder
>Tacos tell her to go fuck herself
>White House get's third-hand embarrassment from that
>Tries to forget incident by having her tour different states
>Trump decides to go to US-Mexico barder

<BITCH, YOU'RE GOING BACK THERE! WE CAN'T HAVE TRUMP ONE-UPPING US!
This is literally a comedy sketch at this point.

I hope he's lying about the date and they're going there before her.
Trump just needs to grab coffee with Kim Jong Un and the entire Biden admin would be BTFO. Double-so if he gets Xi in on it. Technically Trump was trying to make nice with Xi prior to Covid and didn't seem unsuccessful.
 
I hope he's lying about the date and they're going there before her.

If they did for that reason, they wouldn't announce it or else it would turn into a race.

Whether its before or after, my guess is this will turn into another Trump vs Biden rally, where Trump crowds are either there cheering for Trump, or heckling and honking behind whatever fence the Democrats put up.
 
Love the idea of her being turned around at the front door of the White House like me as a kid being told I can't go back inside until I finished mowing the lawn
 
In a weird way, Trump still controls a few things, just indirectly. This is just so delightfully dysfunctional. There has got to be a lot of seethe going on in DC.
 
Trump just needs to grab coffee with Kim Jong Un and the entire Biden admin would be BTFO. Double-so if he gets Xi in on it. Technically Trump was trying to make nice with Xi prior to Covid and didn't seem unsuccessful.
Trump needs to go to Japan with Abe to visit Hostess clubs. That's more diplomacy than the Biden Administration.
 
You know how there's that thing for Presidents about not choosing a VP who could overshadow you or look like a better President than you?

Biden really hit gold choosing Kamala with that in mind. Even when he's fucking up, she manages to fuck up harder.
 
I didn't even know about the Trump thing before The white House tried to one-up the dumbass, and now I see that they didn't even send Kamala both to the right place, and from what the picture is showing barely counts as a border to Mexico.

How are they fucking up this badly in this short amount of time, it's fucking baffling.

TBH RealMala is probably fun/cool to be around. She spent her life as a prosecutor and kept people in jail for as long as possible. She probably talks shit about the BLM protestors in the streets amongst other things. I'd imagine she probably has some pretty savage shit to say about Biden considering she called him a Rapist Racist on stage during the primary.
Contrary to popular belief, laughing condescendingly and talking down to people is not "savage," it's retarded.
Especially when the best comeback is to mock her laugh and laugh retardedly while talking down on her talking down- since her "talking down" is just retarded attempts by a dumbass to look smart. Just ask the Tacos that btfo'ed her.
 
I really don’t believe that 2Pac’s estate approved of Kamala Harris name dropping him while running for President at the time.

This song was made for people like her:

 
I call her the KKK (Kacklin' Kween Kommie)
Also, in Spanish-speaking countries, her name sounds like "How mean!" (¡Que mala!)
In Finnish, "kamala" literally means "horrible."
It's like she was always destined for global ignominy.
The woman is legitimately evil
Nobody sane cackles like that
 
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