Jurassic. Park?

[Cats]

Now, for the first part of this theory, the following things must be true.

Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park have the same protagonist

Neither Jurassic World or Jurassic Park ever had a JW themed sequel, so they have different themes and characters and stories

Both have dinosaurs

Both have dinosaurs

Both have dinosaurs and dinosaurs

Both have some sort of supernatural element

So, if you think these are the only way to explain these films, check out Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park was created by the man who created the first Jurassic Park movie.

Jurassic Park is a sequel to the first Jurassic Park.

In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the dinosaurs and introduced the first ever JW character. This is a character who is based on the character created in Jurassic Park.

This character is called the "Madrasati."

In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the "Siri," the voice of Siri in Jurassic Park. In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the first fully-dinoine (and thus non-human) character on the movie. This is a character, named the T-rex.

In Jurassic Park, they introduced the first "dinoatic animal (a) to the movie. This animal is the "newer" dinosaur- which is one of the two dinosaurs from Jurassic Park II that had the spine of a human.

In Jurassic Park, they introduced two dinosaurs. These dinosaurs are the T-rex and the Mallo.

In Jurassic Park II, they introduced the T-rex, the first fully-dinoine dinosaur in the movie. This was a new addition to the dinosaurs, and the other dinosaurs to Jurassic Park.

This would make Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park II a sequel to each other, as they would both be sequel to each other.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Halp a dinothaur

 

[Cats]

Halp a dinothaur
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Fluffasaurus

 

[RACISM]

I agree.

 

[Grub]

I don't know what this autism is but I like it.

 

[Dysnomia]

So what you are saying is Tupac is still alive?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Using so-phisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito and bingo, DINO DNA!

 

[Cats]

Compy is one of the all time smallest dinosaurs; about the size of a coyote, ten pounds.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

scary jusaric dinosaur

 

[Cats]

Don't get cheap on me Dodgson. That was Hammond's mistake.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Uhhhhhuhuhuhhuh, huh hugh, raaaaaagggggh, HA HA! HA HA!

 

[HandsomeDan]

But they had a fairly attractive redhead?

 

[Cats]

But they had a fairly attractive redhead?

Julianne Moore or Bryce Dallas Howard?

...or BOLTH????

 

[HandsomeDan]

Julianne Moore or Bryce Dallas Howard?



...or BOLTH????

That's right there two!!! Howard was Moore's sequel!

 

[Cats]

Oh! Mr. DNA! Where did you come from?

From your blood! Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of DNA – the building blocks of life! A DNA strand, like me, is the blueprint for building a living thing! Sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like Dinosauwers, left their blueprints behind for us to find! We just had to know where to look! A hundred million years ago... there were mosquitoes, just like today! And, just like today, they fed on the blood of animals...even Dinosauwers! Sometimes, after biting a Dinosauwer, the mosquito would land on the branch of a tree, and get stuck in the sap! After a long time, the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized, just like a Dinosauwer bone, preserving the mosquito inside! This fossilized tree sap (which we call amber) waited for millions of years with the mosquito inside, until Jurassic Park scientists came along. Using so-phist-o-cated techniques, they extract the pre-served blood from the mosquito, AAaaand...bingo! Dino DNA!

 

[stupid orc]

interesting theory, how does this deleted scene from Jurassic Park II play into it?

 

[Cats]

Jelf Goldbloom got injured and he purposedly laid on that table Sexily in in Jurassical Park nobody lays like that no normal person anyeay He was just trying to make the auidence get Boners and make eveyone uncomfotable