🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Tim Hortons is basically Canadian Starbucks. They're absolutely everywhere and Canadians live almost exclusively off their sweet coffee flavored bosum

When you ask for assorted Timbits they just throw in whatever they have, at least one of each flavor they have on hand, there is no concrete rule as to say you must have a certain amount of each flavor in each box. And when you get an assorted box of timbits people always eat the chocolate ones first
 
talk talk talk said:
Anybody want to take a stab at translating this from spergtard to English?
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I shall do my best...

GrannyBerry bought donut holes. First, Julie got mad because she didn't get her own box. Then, Julie got mad because she'd have to share and wouldn't get to eat two of every flavor.

Instead of being an adult and thanking GrannyBerry for the goodies in the first place, the ever-courteous Julie made a FB post blaming Grams for not knowing how to buy food. (Spoiler alert, Jules: we've seen your noodz, and you've already had more than your fair share of timbits.)
 
Fuck anyone who dared compare Tim Hortons to Dunkin Donuts.
But yes, it's a HUGE Canadian chain. Probably the most profitable one in the country.
There are some outside of Canada, I think Buffalo and Detroit still have some; but they're in Dubai n stuff.

And, yeah, Tim Bits are doughnut holes.
 
Bugaboo said:
Tim Hortons is basically Canadian Starbucks.
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Eh, no. Starbucks is expensive compared to Timmys and they focus on their drink menu while offering a few pastries or premade sandwiches for you to munch on. Tim Hortons is super cheap and a place where you would go for not just a cup of coffee but breakfast, lunch, and dinner or a donut run. Their drink menu is significantly small in comparison to Starbucks while the food selection is massive (Soups, sandwiches/breakfast sandwiches, bagels w/ variety of cream cheese, sweet or savoury pastries, donuts, cookies, mini cakes, etc).

And Julay should be thankful that her Grandma is sharing those timbits. Sounds like her parents didn't teach her to appreciate those who share things with her. If I was her Granny I'd not give her a single one for being a disrepectful little twat over a deep fried treat.
 
Petronella said:
:powerlevel: I'm in Michigan and we have a few. :powerlevel: They're mainly a Canadian thing though. Think Canada's answer to Dunkin Donuts.
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I've been to a Timmy's in Michigan. It wasn't really anything that special, I thought.

As for Julie's post, all I can ascertain from it is that she's mad her grandmother needs special instructions to buy pastries.
 
Because openly inviting people from Fetlife to hang out is a great idea.

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And she apparently has customers..?
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And the usual Terryberry TMI;
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Julie, try not sleeping for 10 hours during the day. Or y'know, do something that will wear you out. Tard sex doesn't count because it get your adrenaline pumping.
 
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It's amazing Grans has made it to her ripe old age without Julie there to tell her how to do everything.
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This fat entitled bitch...

I feel like the only way Julay is going to learn anything is by denying her food. Seriously, her entire life revolves around food. I knew a girl IRL whose mother legit put a lock on the fridge because the girl would not stop eating. Granny Terryberry needs to lock all the food in the house down. Eventually Julayyyy is gonna have to become self-sufficient, or she's gonna starve.

Like seriously, Julay is like a stray cat. Feed her once and she'll expect food from you forever. Stop feeding her, Granny Terryberry!
 
So I saw an update earlier where she literally said she didn't know how to chew her food before swallowing. And now I can't see the page that she has been updating. Just the one she playa diner dash on. So I don't know if she made it private or it got deleted.
 
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I feel like the only way Julay is going to learn anything is by denying her food. Seriously, her entire life revolves around food. ... Granny Terryberry needs to lock all the food in the house down.
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Let's take it one step further -- negative reinforcement and operant conditioning.

All GrannyBerry needs to do is carry a spray bottle and, every time Julay does something stupid or inconsiderate, GrannyB hits Julie with one or two spritzes. (Hell, if she added some Febreze to the water, it might also improve Jules' hygiene...)
 
My god. I just checked our subject's FB profiles, and both of them are coming up unavailable to the public circle.

Did Julie learn something??
 
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