🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Melkor said:
In one of her earlier posts about a week or two ago, she was talking about considering getting off depo and making Mike use condoms. She apparently prefers bareback though, and Mike thinks it's a pain in the ass to wear condoms anyways.

Someone suggested to her an IUD, but she immediately said "uh, no thanks".
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Why doesn't Mike just get a vasectomy for now and then reverse it if/when they decide to have kids?

Oh wait, that would make sense, so it's out of the question for these two.
 
Petronella said:
Why doesn't Mike just get a vasectomy for now and then reverse it if/when they decide to have kids?

Oh wait, that would make sense, so it's out of the question for these two.
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I hear reverse vasectomies is impossible and cause complications, so even if out of the question for the two because of the way they think, they would be valid if they didn't want to do that.
 
I really wish she would get an IUD. I mean, honestly, I would prefer both of them get snipped, use condoms with spermicidal lube, and have Julie on the pill all at that same time.. but there is no chance of that.
I am almost afraid to say this for fear that she will try to prove me wrong, but there is no way she could care for a child. She can barely take care of herself.

Edit: And take Plan B after every time they have tard sex.
 
SpacePanther said:
I hear reverse vasectomies is impossible and cause complications, so even if out of the question for the two because of the way they think, they would be valid if they didn't want to do that.
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Not impossible, just very very uncomfortable.
Knew a guy who after being married to his second wife she decided she wanted a child. Problem is, he had a vasectomy sometime during his first marriage. He spent several days in the hospital, as he put it, "having my nuts stapled to my stomach while they attempted to draw enough semen from them."

According to him the whole ordeal was rather painful and he never wanted to go through the entire process again.
 
EverythingIsChemicals said:
Why is it that everyone here thinks Julie will remember or rouse herself from laziness to keep getting said shots? They're not a permanent thing, and last we heard Daddy Terryberry dragged her for shots back in high school.

In order to be effective, the depo shot has to be administered every 12 weeks. Julie writes spergy details about every minute of her day. Has anyone ever seen her talk about getting the shot besides when her dad took her? She did mention a doctor appointment recently - mostly as a giant pain in the ass because she has AN APPOINTMENT, Nikki, so stay OUT of the bathroom today - but she'd have to be getting a shot every 3 months in order to prevent a Meat Curtain Hoard Baby.
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She's bitched about Grandma taking her to appointments. I'm guessing that's what they were for.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
No one is suggesting that Julie has a detachable and violent vagina - outstanding image, however - and though the comment above refers to meaty waterfalls, even those with a love of super long labia find Julie's puzzling and upsetting. At this point we've all seen her genitals in dozens of configurations and have read about what she does to them and it's safe to assume that comments reacting are influenced by the gestalt of her vaginal area even as its appearance is discussed.

After being regaled with her stories of smelling strongly in her genitals, poor hygiene, the mangled urethra, her inability to pee without vigorously masturbating, her attempts at holding in semen for days after having sex, the unclean toys she sticks in it and that her hymen is only partially broken, considering her vagina frightening and confusing is a valid way to describe her nethers. Hell, there is speculation that her discoloration is caused by a chronic fungal infection caused from being so unclean. This is not just a vagina with long labia . This is just a vagina with long labia that belongs to Julie and is subject to all the horrors implicit in such ownership.
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Point.

At least she doesn't have hemorrhoids.
 
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It's amazing Grans has made it to her ripe old age without Julie there to tell her how to do everything.
 
I'm guessing Grans got a mixed box of Timbits? That's all I can assume from Julies word salad. It's pretty much just a box of whatever flavors they have on hand. In Julies retarded brain, she probably thinks Grans deliberately got odd numbers of various flavors because ????

(Timbits are donut holes from Tim Hortons, for the non-Canadians in attendance)
 
bacterium said:
I don't think I have ever even heard of Tim Hortons before this thread. It looks like it's mostly a Eastern thing in the US? Though I do she they have stores in OH and MI.
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:powerlevel: I'm in Michigan and we have a few. :powerlevel: They're mainly a Canadian thing though. Think Canada's answer to Dunkin Donuts.
 
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