🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Some parts of this story don't quite add up.
Her writing is incomprehensible, but if I'm understanding what she's saying, she's either lying or has some kind of condition, because there's no way you'd get that fucked off that little alcohol.
So, making some reasonable guesses and working off her vague timeline here, it sounds like she had four drinks over the course of about 3-4 hours or so. She is a significantly overweight Caucasian girl. An average person of average weight can process about 1 standard serving of alcohol (1.5 oz hard liquor, 5 oz. wine, 12 oz beer) per hour. When you exceed that, you begin to become drunk. Her weight is also going to mean that, on average, she can drink more without becoming drunk, because her body will have a higher total water content, thus increasing the amount of liquor needed to raise her BAC.
Now in her story, she is describing having trouble talking, coordination issues, ect, all of which occur when you are WAY more fucked up than she would've gotten off of this. She also was ordering light, fruity cocktails as opposed to anything serious.
So yeah, calling bullshit.

TL;DR- In addition to just being generally tacky, Julie appears to be doing the favorite party trick of every overprivileged white girl: Dramatically exaggerating her level of intoxication to play at being a wild party girl.
Way to fight the stereotypes, sugar.
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They might have been pouring the drinks heavy handed for her, especially since the waitress seemed excited about getting her drunk, so it's believable if that's the case. I like going to gay bars because two mixed drinks will do it for the night, anything more and you're black out drunk.

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:story: Julay, please start a makeup blog for these "helpful" tips.
 
Does anyone think that the people giving her money for those stupid videos are actually trolling her by encouraging her shitty life style?
To the normal person 13 bucks is like chump change but to julie, that's a big deal.
 
Coka lairi said:
That wouldn't stop her from just lurking would it? technically still not behind her back
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Nope. You can lurk with or without a valid logon. And, if Julay wants to get un-threadbanned, all she would need to do is have her account verified, and she'd be allowed back in.
 
Whelp, she looks like an autistic clown put her makeup on in the dark..so that's an improvement I guess?
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Aaaand she put it on facebook as well. Wow. Julay. Wow.
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ActualKiwi said:
Whelp, she looks like an autistic clown put her makeup on in the dark..so that's an improvement I guess?
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Aaaand she put it on facebook as well. Wow. Julay. Wow.
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Also, this:
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wtf is molten lava doing as a censor?
 
entropyseekswork said:
They might have been pouring the drinks heavy handed for her, especially since the waitress seemed excited about getting her drunk, so it's believable if that's the case. I like going to gay bars because two mixed drinks will do it for the night, anything more and you're black out drunk.



:story: Julay, please start a makeup blog for these "helpful" tips.
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Alcohol tolerances do have a lot to do with weight, but ymv. Also different types of booze will affect some people differently regardless of net alcohol content. My father, for instance, is a six footer who can put it away when he gets going, especially on whiskey, and is usually pretty mellow drunk but will go bugfuck ADHD beat up the walls you're planing to murder me in my sleep aren't you insane on a few shots of rum with the same or even less alcohol content. The theory is the sugar content plays tango with the alcohol somehow in some weird personal biochemistry quirk, dunno why. Red Bull Vodka for example is supposed to fuck with your system, but it's never done anything to me personally beyond what a standard vodka mix does. And when I first started drinking, my friend at the time quickly worked herself up to six or seven spirit mixes a night compared to my absolute maximum featherweight throw up three, even though she was a borderline midget at under five foot and ridiculously skinny. A lot of people seem to tolerate types of spirits differently regardless of alcohol content. You have to keep in mind that the ethanol compound is in tandem with whatever other compounds are in the drink. Even if the same compounds, minus the ethanol, are regularly consumed by the drinker separately at other times, the combination of the two may do some weird chemical shit together. Different types of sugar does tend to play into it to a degree. Biochemistry is weird.

Coka lairi said:
Does anyone think that the people giving her money for those stupid videos are actually trolling her by encouraging her shitty life style?
To the normal person 13 bucks is like chump change but to julie, that's a big deal.
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Yeah, I'm pretty certain, but I'm also certain that there are one or two that do genuinely get off to it. There's people out there who fuck dogs, trees, planes and bridges. There's absolutely nothing on the planet- nothing- that doesn't have a fetishist of some description lurking around. Somewhere on the darknet is a forum devoted to discussing the fuckability ratings of disposable cardboard pub drink coasters. Julie isn't all that much of a stretch when you think about it.
 
glass_houses said:
Alcohol tolerances do have a lot to do with weight, but ymv. Also different types of booze will affect some people differently regardless of net alcohol content. My father, for instance, is a six footer who can put it away when he gets going, especially on whiskey, and is usually pretty mellow drunk but will go bugfuck ADHD beat up the walls you're planing to murder me in my sleep aren't you insane on a few shots of rum with the same or even less alcohol content. The theory is the sugar content plays tango with the alcohol somehow in some weird personal biochemistry quirk, dunno why. Red Bull Vodka for example is supposed to fuck with your system, but it's never done anything to me personally beyond what a standard vodka mix does. And when I first started drinking, my friend at the time quickly worked herself up to six or seven spirit mixes a night compared to my absolute maximum featherweight throw up three, even though she was a borderline midget at under five foot and ridiculously skinny. A lot of people seem to tolerate types of spirits differently regardless of alcohol content. You have to keep in mind that the ethanol compound is in tandem with whatever other compounds are in the drink. Even if the same compounds, minus the ethanol, are regularly consumed by the drinker separately at other times, the combination of the two may do some weird chemical shit together. Different types of sugar does tend to play into it to a degree. Biochemistry is weird.
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That and getting drunk is foreign to her, the initial buzz is fun and bewildering. I hope she focuses her autism on getting fit instead of getting drunk.
 
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brobat said:
Why is she searching "become an ice (what I'm assuming is) cream"? Like an ice cream truck driver?
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Yeah that's what I think it is. She is a fat lazy lil thing who would probably have issues with being bossed about, so running her own ice-cream truck is probably a dream for her.
I'm more interested in the "become a p" one to the left. Become a P-cook? Prostitute? Police Officer?
 
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