Julie Terryberry added 31 new photos — with Cheri Terryberryand 2 others.
4 hrs ·
So update, i'm drunk. I only had four drinks but mummy can confirms I'm definitely drunk. I even know i'm not all here cause I can barely speak, I keep loosing my train of thought.
How did I get from being with Jay to mummy?
So I met Jay downtown, first we were going to go to lavish but they weren't open so we went to jacks, they were a bar not a club and not very busy till after 12.
I ordered the thing I had at the banquet cause I had mike type all the ingredients up on my ipad that night so I told her just no cranberry juice. Turns out it was a fuzzy navel. So It took me like an hour or two to drink that, Jay had a shot of tequila which I tried a dab off on my finger then immediately wanted it off my tongue. He also had a can of canadian cider.
Which smelt like beer but tasted alright.
Uhm........this might be out of order just a smidge but I for some reason threw my jacket at him and the kept it on his side and wouldn't give it back so I grabbed his phone but he didn't care and long story short I knocked over my glass of water.
I also was really bad at cleaning it up, so I just kept raising my voice at Jay to help me, it was his fault too. If he just gave me the jacket I wouldn't have been reaching over the table for it.
Oh and the guy who carded us and the waitress seemed pretty happy to be part of my first time getting drunk.
I'm obviously not like overly wasted, part of why Jay was there was well one cause he was the only person I could think of that would be awake and possibly be free to go out at that time. Theres other people I could ask to go out just most likely not that late. An then as I told mike who was upset that I was going out with Jay but also hoping I would have fun, he was there to make sure I didn't drink to much and didn't get hurt which he did a great job at. We also both behaved aside from dirty jokes. Like when leaving he said I'm supposed to be his wing man and I said do you want me to go up to those girls and say his dick is amazing? He said "I forgot you have no." Some word sounded like it had a T in it but it didn't sound like filter.
I am having a hell of a time typing right now.
Uh, I also said if mike honestly had an issue with it he could have drived out and told me to get in the car. So there must be either like trust testing or trust happening he also did say love you back to me when I left which means he must not have been to mad.
Oh yeah and before we left I was telling Jay how I wanted to wear heels that went with this outfit but they still don't really fit and I could wear the silver ones but they don't go with this outfit and then I was like depends how slutty I want to look. I already look like a prostitute who pissed off her pimp.
Which was hilarious cause later then grandma said if i'm waiting for Jay a cop might think I'm a street walker. And I was like I was just talking about this with Jay. But I could tell the cops i'm not a hooker and show them my texts and stuff to prove what was going on or call grandma or whatever.
Anyways the bar uhm right most of the time I was showing Jay funny photos I saved off facebook to try and have topics which worked. And then after my navel we were discussing what to have next cause I wanted to try something else but I didn't want to buy something then not like it.
He said a grasshopper but I don't like mint so then he said a zombie but didn't know what was in it.
So I said a sherly temple but I didn't know what alcohol they would put in it cause I know it as strictly non alcoholic. So then the waitress suggested what she gets which was like a white freezie or something she said it had sprite I think and banana liquor and something else. Music was so loud. I did like it though, problem is that drink was easy to just down in long sips through the straw.
Also she barely knew what she was doing so I said to Jay if you don't have to know really anything by heart about the drinks I could do this job. I'm up most the night anyways.
Uhn so after that, I moved to Jay side of the table to try and yell less over the music and hear him better also take a better photo. So then the waitress came over well I was finishing my drink and in my head I was thinking next i'll try something else but as soon as she came over I pointed at my drink asking for another. When she was gone I was like well thst didn't go right.
Oh yeah and Jay got nachos cause I said I hadn't eaten more then a small sausage before walking the dog so if i'm drinking I should balance it with food. I also wanted beef on the nachos so there went some of my 20$. On the phone Jay said 20 was enough for at least four drinks. Which was technically correct but we will get to that.
So it kept getting later and Jay was talking about I'll probably need a cab there was no way I was calling grandma or I could follow him home which I didn't want to. Wasn't my plan and no ipad charger which is priority. Plus less trouble ten.
Jays original plan was to get drunk too and kept making sexual Jokes about getting me in an ally or if we were in the same room drunk. I said no though. Even if he did, no.
Uhm. But yeah he ended up just having the two drinks then being amused by me and girls dancing, he kept telling me to go dance which was another no.
Also well taking photos I got hyper and laughing and he thought I was trying to get in trouble but I just wanted a nice photo, then I started pushing at him and I got those events on camera. I shouldn't get in trouble for friends level hands on.
Uh so after the two drinks yeah talking about home and I wanted one more drink to make it four. I can't remember the order of these events. He got a cab number with no cab name off the waitress, I texted mummy and asked
"If i'm drunk and close to you can I come over"
If I'm home, are you drunk?
"Getting there"
Lol
"So is that an okay?"
Yes
Then I told her I would call when leaving. I had to pee and managed to get the stole with no toilet paper. I was like very small said "help" then I looked around the stalls like peeked my head down and saw where my roll was.
I had three options, take my undies off and go to the next stall with only my skirt up.
Wait till some one came in.
Or this is what I did do, there was one square of dry clean toilet paper beside me so I used that. It was luckily just enough to wipe.
Then as soon as I got out I went over to the stall beside me with a serious look on my face and grabbed the roll and set it ontop my toilet.
Then some other chick takes it to the sink to touch up her make up. After she didn't put it back. So I grabbed it, and with the same serious look on my face brought it back over to the toilet and set it ontop. Then she looked at me like i'm the bitch.
In my head i'm whining WELL THATS WHERE IT GOES, I JUST PUT IT THERE.
So we both Jay and I figured they closed at 2am, so I wanted one last drink, I knew I had just enough on debit so I asked do they take debit. Only for things over 20$
So I begged Jay to buy me the drink and he had a couple toonies and I had a toonie so I got another fuzzy navel and pretty much chugged it through the straw.
Then leaving I called mummy but Jay had to take the phone and talk to her to figure out where we were and how to get me there. Mummy told Jay to just put me in a cab and she would pay for it. So then when I was back on the phone with mummy Jay saw a cab parked just ahead and ran off to fetch it.
Then we parted ways and when the driver asked how I was i'm just like drunk.
I talked to him the whole way to mummies and told him about my night and he was shocked it was my first time drinking but called me a very smart girl cause I only spent 20$ and cause I made sure to eat well drinking, made sure to go out with a friend and made sure to go to my moms instead of walking all the way back to grandmas.
Then I talked mummies ear off and nana was on skype so talked to her abit and I shared that issue with my shorts.
Oh and Jay, mummy and nana like my make up and especially my hair tonight.
Apparently I'm hilarious drunk. Mummy sure got a lot of laughs out of me, especially when I wanted to talk and forgot what I was saying or couldn't find the correct word for what I wanted to say.
Like when I was leaving and asking if .i still seemed drunk or just tipsy I was using hand gestures to try and explain my question.
Do I seem less -waves hand outward-
I mean more -pushes hand down-
Calm?
Not drunk
She just shook her head no.
And then chris made fun of me being drunk.
Heres photos and videos after. Then I should check stuff and try to sleep since i'm tired enough.
Oh and nana hopes I don't have a hangover in the morning which I should be fine considering everything.
I feel like I'm forgetting something but dunno.
She does have a type.
