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All of those are going to go up her butt. Possibly at the same time.https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FK8b8tlq.png&hash=53a7b8df3f002ca3543fae8dba9c2f89
Julay ought to convince her grandma to get one of those detachable shower heads. So she can act out that scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Yes, yes, I know it's gross and Islamic Content and all, but at least she might actually enjoy showering (and probably therefore do it more often) and also that Sarlaac pit of hers would get washed more thoroughly than it probably ever has. If she must be a nympho, at least be a clean nympho.
Great, now I've got mental images of both the sarlaac pit and Shai-hulud in my mind. Would not be at all surprised if Julie had worms tbh.Julay ought to convince her grandma to get one of those detachable shower heads. So she can act out that scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Yes, yes, I know it's gross and Islamic Content and all, but at least she might actually enjoy showering (and probably therefore do it more often) and also that Sarlaac pit of hers would get washed more thoroughly than it probably ever has. If she must be a nympho, at least be a clean nympho.
Those (along with pogs) may be some of the most useless things I have ever seen.They're basically just a plastic capsule with some sort of weight inside. I remember them being kinda popular for a brief time when I was in elementary school. Why Julie thought it was a good idea to buy some, I don't know.
Dollar stores don't have lingerie specialists.And you're right about the bra size. She needs to be fitted properly which is completely free at any lingerie store.
Like the classic scene from Pulp Fiction:I remember suggesting this before, but I personally think that the only thing that can wash all the filth off of Julie is a fucking power washer. Just take her out back and hose her off.
I was more thinking "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again". My poor mind.Those (along with pogs) may be some of the most useless things I have ever seen.
Dollar stores don't have lingerie specialists.
Like the classic scene from Pulp Fiction:
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Great, now I've got mental images of both the sarlaac pit and Shai-hulud in my mind. Would not be at all surprised if Julie had worms tbh.
This is the part that I laughed at. We accused her of showering so little that she has to write reminders on her body to do so.View attachment 102114What the fuck are you talking about?? You are 19, right? I bet if she did a real I.Q test, she would have the brain of a 6 year old.
Julay, keeping your body clean is important you filthy shedrat.
I bet her type of clean is two pieces of broken dollar store soap and slathering it on her skin with her hands. Good lord, I can smell her from here.
Can we not encourage Julie to put her mighty beanz into her mighty asshole? iirc in one of the Jackass movies they put a dinky car up one guy's asshole and they had to surgically remove it.
Y'all probably think I'm joking, but this is Julie we're talking about.
So Princess Pimple Butt has a job now? I wonder what it could be...
Parenting via Facebook; smdh. Congratulations, Cheri -- you have officially failed.