🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Terriblerry's makeup has been keeping me awake at night. I lie here, wondering how the fuck it is possible to cake two blue circles of powder onto one's eyes and then go out in public. Even with a limited budget and zero makeup experience, I'm sure it's possible to do better.

I have a bunch of cheap ($1-$3) drugstore makeup left over from when I was basically a puritan in high school and wore only ELF brand. Would anyone be interested in a comparison between what Julay is smearing on her face and the ridiculously easy ways she could be changing it to look less like a rotting pumpkin?

But it gets worse. Julay advertises herself as a make-up artist. She did some life skills training at 'tard high school and basic cosmetics were covered so she feels she is a professional make-up artist. She is intellectually challenged but has 'tard rage problems so she won't listen to any criticism and consequently can't learn and grow. Apparently she knows everything that is worth knowing and even describes herself as an intellectual. Julay is the first 'tard intellectual. Go Canada!
 
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I can't make out what it says but there seems to be a scar of writing on her right ankle.
her ass is so huge that only outer space can hold it. Good wardrobe choice, Jules.
 
Those shoes belong in a trailer park, on the feet of one of those leather-skinned, bleach-blonde women in their fifties who chain smoke and wear miniskirts.
 
What *do* those scars say? Here's a zoomed-in/unsharp mask version.

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I like her skirt and the shoes are alright but her toes are disgusting. Really, you should never wear open toed shoes unless you take decent care of your feet. If your toenails are naturally kinda grungey or dull, at least paint them and use lotion and shit. The dollar store sells stuff to take care of yourself reasonably well so she doesn't have much excuse.

Also, one way to permanently shape your gut into a horrible monstrosity is to constantly wear tight jeans (because a size 10 is probably still a bit small on her at her size) under the muffin top. If she wore higher waisted jeans , it wouldn't give her such a weird lumpy appearance. Your body accommodates itself to what you regularly wear. If you're cramming yourself into the smallest size you can physically fit into and cutting yourself off at the hip, it's gonna accentuate your fat rolls and make you look horrible.

Basically she's fucking herself over by not bothering to dress to her body type. It's kind of a shame because despite being a deviant, she could really look cute and hide her craziness well if she put a modicum of effort into how she looks. It doesn't even take much time out of her busy day of playing Pokemon and drinking watered down sake, just a little research and saving up pocket change for nicer shit.
 
I'm fairly sure if you scroll through her photos on her fetlife profile she has photos of the cuts on her legs. She has a lot of them of her arms.

...if you're brave enough.
 
Just think, either today or tomorrow night a whole group of people are gonna be subjected to Julie's presence at this "Banquet"whatever it is. Hopefully she does a good job cleaning up for it. (let's hope she can hold it together for a few hours ) (baby steps)

Remember Julie, if you don't have something important to say or anything of value to add to conversation. just be polite, smile and be agreeable.

(But if you do fuck up and sperg out everywhere make sure to post it )
 
I bet it's set for kilograms and she's entering it as pounds.
If she was 150kg, she'd be over 300lbs, and she's clearly not. She may very well be in the ball park of 150, but she has a high body fat percentage, which makes people even within their appropriate BMI range look like total dog shit. I hope she ventures into getting fit and becomes the female Jason Genova.
 
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Some notable updates. Julay claims to not be obese for her height. Also mama Terryberry is an oppressive shitlord.
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Kinda surprised none of you have noticed that her scale is resting on...a blanket. Scales, especially digital scales, don't really work that well on soft surfaces and will weigh a person 10-20 pounds less than they really are. Go try it. She may very well be leaning her hand on the wall, too, but I'd say that's the secret to her "success."
 
Kinda surprised none of you have noticed that her scale is resting on...a blanket. Scales, especially digital scales, don't really work that well on soft surfaces and will weigh a person 10-20 pounds less than they really are. Go try it. She may very well be leaning her hand on the wall, too, but I'd say that's the secret to her "success."
Julie thinks she is at a healthy weight? Yeah, no. She looks like she has a beer belly and that amount of weight isn't good. Not to mention the kind of diet she has - Sunny D and Sake for breakfast = barfing forever.
 
Kinda surprised none of you have noticed that her scale is resting on...a blanket. Scales, especially digital scales, don't really work that well on soft surfaces and will weigh a person 10-20 pounds less than they really are. Go try it. She may very well be leaning her hand on the wall, too, but I'd say that's the secret to her "success."

Yeah, I saw that and was kind of wondering if she was using it while stand on her bed, which would really throw it off.
 
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