🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Coka lairi said:
"would ironing it help like the tag says ?"
smh... nah it won't help don't bother following instructions.
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I don't know if Julie could be trusted with an iron. She would probably set the temp too high and burn her clothes or just leave the iron on and cause a fire in her horde.
 
I think Kyle Brooks ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kylie-brooks.10316/ ) would be a good partner for Julay Terryberry.

Kyle--like the Goddess Mike--claims to be trans and Julay likes that.

Kyle--like the Goddess Mike--is prepared to dominate the relationship and Julay likes that.

Julay would benefit from the discipline that Kyle's pimp hand would bring to the relationship. Kyle can sign, "Make me a stir-fry bitch!", "Wipe my ass bitch!" etc. Julay would be into that. Kyle would of course have to pay someone to actually raise his pimp hand to Julay but that doesn't really matter. Kyle makes up for his physical impotence through his utter callousness and unjustified entitlement.
 
CyrusKissFanClub said:
I think Kyle Brooks ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kylie-brooks.10316/ ) would be a good partner for Julay Terryberry.

Kyle--like the Goddess Mike--claims to be tranny and Julay likes that.

Kyle--like the Goddess Mike--is prepared to dominate the relationship and Julay likes that.

Julay would benefit from the discipline that Kyle's pimp hand would bring to the relationship. Kyle can sign, "Make me a stir-fry bitch!", "Wipe my ass bitch!" etc. Julay would be into that. Kyle would of course have to pay someone to actually raise his pimp hand to Julay but that doesn't really matter. Kyle makes up for his physical impotence through his utter callousness and unjustified entitlement.
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Ok ok I know it's not nice too make fun of disabled people, but I'm laughing way too hard over here!
 
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Even though I think Julay and CWC would be a pairing for the ages, I still want Julie to marry Bryce Cherry, so she can be Julie Terryberry-Cherry.
 
Jesus, JTM has no chill. I mean even for fetlife, that's pretty obscene.

Luckily, Julie's such a snob that she will undoubtedly turn him down with a ton of fanfare and misspelled words.
 
Drugschan said:
How the hell can someone who does nothing at all look so haggard?

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Shitty genetics, bad hygiene, shitty diet, and a lack of exposure to sunlight? Seriously, her skin is almost grey. Sure, it could be the lighting, but good lord. Also I love how she elected to wear a low-cut top despite there being a giant scrape or hickey or some shit on her chest. How stunning. How brave.
 
That...doesn't look like normal Sunny-D. Anyone want to take bets she watered it down with sake?

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Also I love how she elected to wear a low-cut top despite there being a giant scrape or hickey or some shit on her chest. How stunning. How brave.
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That's from her cry for attention on her birthday. She sliced her chest and neck.
 
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Wtf is up with Julie and sake? Did she go all autistic on it because it was the first alcohol she drank (last fucking week, lol)? Julie, you can buy any alcohol you want. Wine. Beer. Booze. Whatever. Be a normal person and try more than one thing before deciding something is your ride or die [insert noun here].
 
Clockwork Dragon said:
I bet she's hungover. She has been quite the little edgemaster with the sake lately.
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She's not drinking anywhere near enough to have a hangover. I doubt she's actually feeling any effects at all. She seems to take shots of sake and thinks it's the same as doing shots of hard liquor.
Sake is usually about the same strength as a strong wine (12-14% ABV), but there are really cheap shit ones that are closer to the ABV of beer (5-7%). These are the ones Julie is buying. I'm familiar with the sake available at the LCBO (bottle shop) here, and the kind she gets is the cheapest.
She mixes it, so that makes it even weaker.

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This is what she's getting
http://www.lcbo.ca/lcbo/product/hakutsuru-junmai-ginjo-sake/28969#.V089nmNlmHp

By cheap I mean bad, not inexpensive. CAD$8.50 for 300mL = ~$6.57 for ~10oz.
 
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