🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Between the "salad dog" & eating ice cream out of a cantaloupe. . .I'm kind of impressed at how she manages to destroy what should be healthy food.

Just drink a V8, Julie.
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People who have junk food heavy diets like her tend to react very poorly when actual veggies or fruits are introduced to their system. A V8 might cause her body to attempt to purge itself.
FramerGirl420 said:
Oh gosh. Julie really is a beastly little girl.
She's like those strange feral children, but I would actually believe that this one was raised by wolves.
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Wolves would of done a better job of socializing her. And teaching her manners.
 
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First image: Since she lives like an animal, she may as well pee outside like one, instead of pissing (hue) and moaning about other people trying to be hygienic. Also thanks for telling us you wash your hands, Julie. That really makes up for the days you don't shower and how often you stick your filthy hands in the Sarlacc pit that is your vagina.

Second image set: Oh my God, all she talks about is food. We get it, Julie, you're fat. Also, guys, she'll be showering not one, but two days in a row this week! Aren't you guys impressed? Neither am I.
 
No, a Chicago dog is an all beef frank with onions, relish, mustard, tomato slices, sport peppers and a dill pickle slice.

Some hot dog joints give you the option to "drag it through the garden" which means they add all what ever toppings they have for other items they serve, I.e sauerkraut, olives, hot jardiniere.
Source: I'm from Chicago.
 
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Julie, the longer you hold in your piss, the more likely you'll develop a UTI. Knowing you, you'll probably just think is nothing, then the UTI will lead to a kidney infection, and you may just end up in the hospital, leeching on your grandmother's money to pay for medical expenses.

When you have to pee, go and fucking pee.
 
Melkor said:
Julie, the longer you hold in your piss, the more likely you'll develop a UTI. Knowing you, you'll probably just think is nothing, then the UTI will lead to a kidney infection, and you may just end up in the hospital, leeching on your grandmother's money to pay for medical expenses.

When you have to pee, go and fucking pee.
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I'd be surprised if she didn't get a UTI at least once every two months.
 
Considering she has to masturbate to take a piss, I'm sure planning an allotted amount of time for something that should take you less than thirty seconds is necessary.

What she really needs to do is see a doctor (and also a gyno), but obviously she's not going to do that.
 
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I can't wait for her to sperg out because they won't replace it for free. Especially since it will show signs of water damage. "But it happened before I was taking gross pictures of my nasty vag in the shower!!"

I've never actually dealt with Apple, but considering how money hungry they are, I don't imagine their customer service is going to help her much.
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I dropped my phone in a puddle a while back and apple said they will not repair or replace things with water damage or general damage under warrenty (so, the 2 things that are most likely to happen) so basically I have to pay them to send me a new phone and they wouldn't give me any suggestions to help dry out the innards (for the record, putting the phone in a bowl of rice for a day helps sometimes)
She will flip her fucking shit at the customer service representative I betcha
 
Here's a trend I've noticed with our Shed Princess: why is it that everyone around her is supposed to inform her of their current and future actions at all times so she's not surprised? And outside of facebook, it doesn't seem like she extends that courtesy to to others, although she expects it from them (and no one is going to read your facebook besides us, Julie.) Like, she can't initiate a 30 second conversation with Nikki to ask about her work schedule, thus learning when Nikki will need the shower? I get it, you live in a house with one shower, and with roommates it can get hectic. But you don't work, and can shower pretty much whenever. If you have an appointment the next day, and you haven't asked if anyone is going to need it - why not shower the night before?

I know she's :autism: but come on.
 
Bugaboo said:
I dropped my phone in a puddle a while back and apple said they will not repair or replace things with water damage or general damage under warrenty (so, the 2 things that are most likely to happen) so basically I have to pay them to send me a new phone and they wouldn't give me any suggestions to help dry out the innards (for the record, putting the phone in a bowl of rice for a day helps sometimes)
She will flip her fucking shit at the customer service representative I betcha
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I seriously can't wait. She is gonna throw a fit, and I really really hope Apple doesn't give in (though I really doubt they will)

EverythingIsChemicals said:
Here's a trend I've noticed with our Shed Princess: why is it that everyone around her is supposed to inform her of their current and future actions at all times so she's not surprised? And outside of facebook, it doesn't seem like she extends that courtesy to to others, although she expects it from them (and no one is going to read your facebook besides us, Julie.) Like, she can't initiate a 30 second conversation with Nikki to ask about her work schedule, thus learning when Nikki will need the shower? I get it, you live in a house with one shower, and with roommates it can get hectic. But you don't work, and can shower pretty much whenever. If you have an appointment the next day, and you haven't asked if anyone is going to need it - why not shower the night before?

I know she's :autism: but come on.
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Haven't you noticed that the world is supposed to align with her autistic schedule? Seriously, I think that is the reason. Autist have a hard time dealing with change.
 
EverythingIsChemicals said:
Here's a trend I've noticed with our Shed Princess: why is it that everyone around her is supposed to inform her of their current and future actions at all times so she's not surprised? And outside of facebook, it doesn't seem like she extends that courtesy to to others, although she expects it from them (and no one is going to read your facebook besides us, Julie.) Like, she can't initiate a 30 second conversation with Nikki to ask about her work schedule, thus learning when Nikki will need the shower?
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Julie seems to find daily life and basic interactions very puzzling. I get the impression that she knows on some level that most people do not find negotiating bathroom time allotment or meal preparation time and similar to be as difficult as she does, hence feeling like she needs tons of information from others while offering little in return.

These statuses where she explains in excruciating detail her ideas regarding food, electronics repair and toilet usage seem almost like manuals written for visitors to this planet. She's an alien walking among us, trying to understand our strange mores regarding bathing, eating, sex and human interaction.
 
More autistic-tier detail of Julie's feeding habits.
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Dog Prom 3D said:
These statuses where she explains in excruciating detail her ideas regarding food, electronics repair and toilet usage seem almost like manuals written for visitors to this planet. She's an alien walking among us, trying to understand our strange mores regarding bathing, eating, sex and human interaction.
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Your know...Julie possibly being an alien makes perfect sense. She certainly enjoys inflicting anal "probing" on herself and creating these weird gross foods mixed with ingredients you never imagined mixing before.
And let's not forget her questionable genitalia and blackhole ass( I will never forget*sigh*)
 
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