🐱 Juggalos to march on Washington DC

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http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/insane-clown-posse-plan-dc-march-to-protest-fbi-w430683

Washington, D.C.'s reflecting pool will run red with Faygo soda whenInsane Clown Posse lead their "Juggalo" fans in a march on the capitol next year. The clown-faced, horror-rap duo's Violent J made the announcement this past weekend at the 17th annual Gathering of the Juggalos. The march is part of the duo's protesting of the FBI's decision to list Juggalos as gang members.
"In 2017, the weekend of September 17th, we need you," the rapper told an audience at what The Detroit Newsdescribed as a "seminar discussion" at the Gathering of the Juggalos. "We're gonna do a [expletive] march on Washington. They call the Juggalo World a movement, right? Well, let's move!"

The march, scheduled to take place September 16th, will start at the Lincoln Memorial, head down Constitution Avenue and end at the Washington Monument, where the duo and fans will, in Violent J's words, "explain to the world who the [expletive] we really are."

Despite his eagerness to demonstrate in the Capitol, Violent J expressed worries about the turnout. "We don't know what's going to happen," he said. "We could totally embarrass ourselves, and there could be 25 people [who show up to protest]."

To entice fans, the duo will hold a free concert that weekend at Jiffy Lube Live in Bristow, Virginia. The group will also host a picnic for fans on the day after the march at an as-yet-undisclosed location.

In its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment, the FBI described Juggalos as a "loosely organized hybrid gang." Insane Clown Posse subsequently suedthe federal police and the U.S. Justice Department in 2014 to make them remove the classification, but a federal judge dismissed the suit. The duo was granted a chance to appeal in September 2015.
 
Oh man, I can't wait to see the cops beat their asses. DC Metro and especially the Capitol Police don't fuck around.
 
Why do they care about being classified as a gang? Shouldn't they be proud? I mean, they do glorify thuggishness.
 
But seriously I hope this ends with a video of a juggalo getting hit by a riot cop while a wigger hoodrat whose so pasty white he actually catches fire at high noon starts screaming WORLD STAR on his phone. It would be perfect.
 
I've been saying these demonstrations are getting out of hand and we need the national guard to come and use live fire to quell that shit up so others calm the fuck down


We found the perfect protest for that
 
A bunch of
Underthinking people with
Three copies of chromosome 21
In the state of maryland
Standing around like
Morons
 
So the only non ceremonial unit in Washington is this:
Stationed at Fort Lewis, Washington, the 2nd Battalion, 3d US Infantry Regiment, serves as one of three infantry battalions of the 3rdStryker Brigade Combat Team of the 2nd Infantry Division ('Indian Head'). After a 31-year hiatus from service, the 2nd Battalion was reactivated on 15 March 2001 as part of the US Army's first Stryker brigade (inactive) combat team. It served as part of the first deployment of a Stryker brigade combat team in 2003. It then served a 15-month deployment in 2006–2007. It deployed to Iraqagain in 2009 and Afghanistan in 2011. From 1966 to 1970, the 2nd Battalion was part of the 199th Light Infantry Brigade in Vietnam.

  • HHC, 2nd Battalion, 3d US Infantry Regiment
    • Scout Platoon
    • Fires Support Platoon
    • Mortar Platoon
    • Medical Platoon
    • Sniper Section
  • A Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
  • B Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
  • C Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
Will it be enough?
It has only a light tank equivalent and mortars as artillery.
 
So the only non ceremonial unit in Washington is this:
Stationed at Fort Lewis, Washington, the 2nd Battalion, 3d US Infantry Regiment, serves as one of three infantry battalions of the 3rdStryker Brigade Combat Team of the 2nd Infantry Division ('Indian Head'). After a 31-year hiatus from service, the 2nd Battalion was reactivated on 15 March 2001 as part of the US Army's first Stryker brigade (inactive) combat team. It served as part of the first deployment of a Stryker brigade combat team in 2003. It then served a 15-month deployment in 2006–2007. It deployed to Iraqagain in 2009 and Afghanistan in 2011. From 1966 to 1970, the 2nd Battalion was part of the 199th Light Infantry Brigade in Vietnam.

  • HHC, 2nd Battalion, 3d US Infantry Regiment
    • Scout Platoon
    • Fires Support Platoon
    • Mortar Platoon
    • Medical Platoon
    • Sniper Section
  • A Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
  • B Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
  • C Company
    • First Platoon
    • Second Platoon
    • Third Platoon
    • Mobile Gun System (MGS) Platoon
    • Mortar Section
Will it be enough?
It has only a light tank equivalent and mortars as artillery.
You'll take any chance you can get to sperg about military stuff, wont you?
 
How can ICP have held 17 Gatherings and still not know how their fans act in public? My heart goes out to all the sanitation workers who are going to have the worst day of their lives next year.
 
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