Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

[NaggotFigger]

What's Josh's penis going to do when Barb dies?

I think Josh's dick will go and cuck Barb's dead body if possible or just dying alone without a woman.

 

[ajax]

I think Josh's dick will go and cuck Barb's dead body if possible or just dying alone without a woman.

Impossible, it doesn't work remember?

Maybe with some Viagra.

 

[jimsterlingspronoun]

It's a cheap design and I would not feel right selling it even as a joke.

By the way, the original comment that sparked Ralph's obsession with my benis is I said that I hadn't ever had an orgasm from sex at the time. I blamed this on my circumcision. He took this as a serious L and started talking about it non-stop, but realized that it wasn't a particularly effective attack because his audience is anti-circumcision. So now he just lies and says it doesn't work at all, which is not true and has never been true. Ralph is not above outright fabrication at all, and he justifies it by saying the forum gets shit wrong.

why is his audience no

 

[RichardRApe]

It's a cheap design and I would not feel right selling it even as a joke.

Isn't it literally your Kiwi Farms design with new words?

 

[MeltyTW]

I think ralpj should read this thread live to own the alawgs,

 

[Null]

Isn't it literally your Kiwi Farms design with new words?

Yes, which is why it's cheap. I've never sold the logo on a shirt.

 

[RichardRApe]

Yes, which is why it's cheap. I've never sold the logo on a shirt.

But it's iconic. How about a Memphis Ten cm shirt? Or a Memphis 7.5cm for accuracy's sake.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I think Ralph needs to get a new joke now. There is no way Null’s penis is still broken after Chantal opened an Only Fans

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why can't Ralph just come out as gay already?

 

[Sissy]

why dont u 2 fags just shut the fuck up and kiss already

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Ralph's mind is broken and only the smell and taste of some fat chicks anal content is enough to get him coom.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Isn't it literally your Kiwi Farms design with new words?

Yes, which is why it's cheap. I've never sold the logo on a shirt.

Ah, but you've missed the crucial, dare I say, clever, detail.

See, the official Kiwi has a long, proud beak. Extending far from the Kiwi's body.

Ralph's Kiwi has a stubby, stunted beak; flaccidly and pathetically drooping down the Kiwi's body, to remind us again of how broken Ralph was by a throw-away joke about cornJosh's penis is.

Ralph has really thought this through.

 

[Sam Losco]

But it's iconic. How about a Memphis Ten cm shirt? Or a Memphis 7.5cm for accuracy's sake.

If you want accuracy, it has to be West Memphis.

 

[ajax]

Didn't Ralph say the shirt would be on sale for 48 hours only on Feb 10th?

As of now, it's still #1 on his store.

https://shop.theralphretort.com/

 

[MeltyTW]

Didn't Ralph say the shirt would be on sale for 48 hours only on Feb 10th?

As of now, it's still #1 on his store.

https://shop.theralphretort.com/

He's probably trying to sell more than single digits to own the alwags and have only five crates of back orders instead of 6

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

why dont u 2 fags just shut the fuck up and kiss already

Well Ralph is already a fuck up so I guess they just need to kiss?

Didn't Ralph say the shirt would be on sale for 48 hours only on Feb 10th?

As of now, it's still #1 on his store.

https://shop.theralphretort.com/

Ralph's pretty optimistic that his listeners only need up to XXL shirts.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Didn't Ralph say the shirt would be on sale for 48 hours only on Feb 10th?

As of now, it's still #1 on his store.

https://shop.theralphretort.com/

That was only a ploy to try to get sales. It's a common tactic to induce FOMO to pressure people into buying.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Never cared about Ralph before the Broke dick shirt, only watched a few of his episodes with Metokur and the Boulder scandal. He really is just a boring middle aged conservative who does retarded things with even more boring co-hosts. This whole war is petty because its about a site that is as free speech as you can get vs a guy who was popular 3 years ago but squandered it by being retarted. @Null summed it up best in his friday stream who would wear that shirt in public?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I question the idea that this thread is necessary.

 

[thismanlies]

I question the idea that this thread is necessary.

Given Ralph's exploits and the audience he caters to, I'd say that a thread about him obsessing about another man's penis is very necessary.