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I bet he got vocal cord surgery so people would stop comparing him to Kermit the frog.him being unable to talk isn't entirely an assumption. the
The only thing missing is something that makes it more mystical andand ties it back to one of their products.
Like "I died for 24 hours before I was brought back. They revived me by injecting beef in my bloodstream while reading from my future authoring diary. That is really something man, that is no joke."
Maybe he just got a hot beef injection and if blew his mind, if you know what I mean.