💊 Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

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oh boy he sperged big time on being uninvited from Cambridge.


"I wish them the continued decline in relevance over the next few decades that they deeply and profoundly and diligently work toward and deserve. "

Yes, Jordan, 800-year-old institution and one of if not the most prestigious universities ever is going to become irrelevant because a goofy 60 year old neocon isn't going to spend a few months there. lmao

" We should respect the institution now and forever. The institution is order. The institution is love." - Jordan Peterson

" How dare you disinvite me institution?!? Burn down the institution!!! REEEE!!!" - Also Jordan Peterson
 
Oh Jordan...For a jungian psychologist he seems pretty unaware of his own shadow. He started off fine, but overtime I feel he became more and more influenced by the people around him, especially his audience (And tbh I think the leftists he interacted with were partially responsible.) I think he has grown accustomed to their attention and that now he has it he is reluctant to go against the grain of the audience that upholds and supports him. For all his talk of the strength and virtue of the individual now he's become a banner for THEIR ideas more so than a free thinking advocate for anything, just another talking head on the screen.


Peterson is not really a Jungian at all.
His speciality was addiction.

Peterson is willing to share what he knows about Jung quite readily and that gives him the veneer of expertise on things that he has at best a mediocre understanding of.

You can’t base your entire approach to life around a thin slice of human history that was highly localized at the time.
 
Cry for help

Kid has hysterical break-down and falls into the lap of Jordan Peterson. This is the start of the alpha lobster journey.
greatest shit ever! thank you! you made my whole weekend, already shared with 5 ppl.

JBP turning into BENNY HINN & pretty soon the boys will be lining up for him to do the 'laying on of hands' thing, which is what they were sort of doing in the clip. (putting your hands on somebody & praying is much more powerhouse than just normal praying, in case you didn't know) then they will pass out in ecstasy.

and then what? guru peterson? rajneesh peterson? apostle peterson? damn i can't wait for this new religion to take shape... the initials JBP gonna be as well-known as LRH before its all thru.

good times await, my brothers, good times.
 
Cry for help

Kid has hysterical break-down and falls into the lap of Jordan Peterson. This is the start of the alpha lobster journey.

Those Liberty kids are goddamn disasters. I knew people who went lived Lynchburg and Liberty has more or less it's own secret police that go around town looking for students doing shit they're "not supposed to".
 
greatest shit ever! thank you! you made my whole weekend, already shared with 5 ppl.

JBP turning into BENNY HINN & pretty soon the boys will be lining up for him to do the 'laying on of hands' thing, which is what they were sort of doing in the clip. (putting your hands on somebody & praying is much more powerhouse than just normal praying, in case you didn't know) then they will pass out in ecstasy.

and then what? guru peterson? rajneesh peterson? apostle peterson? damn i can't wait for this new religion to take shape... the initials JBP gonna be as well-known as LRH before its all thru.

good times await, my brothers, good times.

I eagerly await the day I hear that Peterson‘s bought some land in Guyana.
 
The first time i heard of this guy was when he was being mentioned almost worshipfully by an unemployed MAGApede video game streamer on twitch with a double-digit viewer count. I figured he had to have a thread here.
 
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I apologize if this is considered a shitpost, but the phrase "internet daddy simulator" is among the best comedy writing I've read in years.
 
Full event

Here's the full event. It cuts at 21:10 when the guy rushes on. There's more embarrassing hands on prayer stuff at 1:05:00, where Peterson talks something about the Logos with tears in his eyes.

I think if he really cared about his audience, he'd volunteer to be nailed naked to a couple of planks of wood and then, after a few hours, once he's stopped breathing, they can stab him in the guts with a spear. Only then can we be sure that he is truly the Son of Logos.
 
Did the Twitch streamer at least have a clean penis?
Y'know, I couldn't say. Unfortunately he didn't whip his dong out on stream.

From what I could see, though, his room was absolutely immaculate, so another Jordan Peterson success story!


EDIT: In all seriousness, maintaining the cleanliness of one's living conditions has been proven to help improve depression, so, like, that's good, but if you're in that shape you should be attending actual therapy sessions, with a professional who can help you come up with strategies and treatments tailored to you, not taking lessons from an Internet Dad.
 
In all seriousness, maintaining the cleanliness of one's living conditions has been proven to help improve depression, so, like, that's good, but if you're in that shape you should be attending actual therapy sessions, with a professional who can help you come up with strategies and treatments tailored to you, not taking lessons from an Internet Dad.

Well yeah, but it seems like it would be common knowledge that not living in filth would perk you up. If someone didn't pick up on that until around their twenties, yeah, there's clearly an underlying problem that vacuuming isn't fixing.
 
Well yeah, but it seems like it would be common knowledge that not living in filth would perk you up. If someone didn't pick up on that until around their twenties, yeah, there's clearly an underlying problem that vacuuming isn't fixing.
if current year has shown us anything, it's that common Sense has gone the way of the dodo.
 
Full event

Here's the full event. It cuts at 21:10 when the guy rushes on. There's more embarrassing hands on prayer stuff at 1:05:00, where Peterson talks something about the Logos with tears in his eyes.

I think if he really cared about his audience, he'd volunteer to be nailed naked to a couple of planks of wood and then, after a few hours, once he's stopped breathing, they can stab him in the guts with a spear. Only then can we be sure that he is truly the Son of Logos.
thanks again! last five minutes of that video, they were treating him like the fucking pope. that is amazing, standing ovations & hollering like he is the return of Guns n Roses or something.

my father the atheist (he'd slap me if i said RIP so I will not) used to say, when they started raising their hands in the air in church: "who they wavin at?"

i noticed 2 things:
Peterson's meandering pseudo-notprayer about 'mistakes he will inevitably make' was dislocated & strange. it sounds like the kind of thing privately/covertly addressed to your wife, or somehow refers to his treatment of her. (i been married awhile ok? & first thing i thought of)

next, at the end of the long meandering who-they-wavin-at prayertime, he DID NOT say "amen" with everybody else. now wasn't he raised protestant? he's supposed to say amen, goddammit. whats up with that?

i like how he gets all these goodies for being a holy man -at Liberty U no less, Jerry Falwell's school! - without even really disclosing whether he believes god is just a useful metaphor/repository for all the good stuff/aspirations/ideas etc or whether he believes in a living god that exists/intervenes in ppl's lives.
& if he doesn't, does he think all that fired-up who-they-wavin-at was just a therapeutic exercise so he is good humoredly going along with it (my attitude towards lots of things, group singing & whatnot) or are these ppl all indeed speaking to The Creator Incarnate?

because if you believed the latter, wouldn't you say amen?

what does this guy really believe & why won't he tell us? discuss.
 
what does this guy really believe & why won't he tell us? discuss.

He believes in money and he's making bank right now sucking cash from "christian" incels. That's all.

And that video is pretty sad, a shitshow happening in front of them on the stage and everybody was looking at their phones instead. They lost the scene.
 
thanks again! last five minutes of that video, they were treating him like the fucking pope. that is amazing, standing ovations & hollering like he is the return of Guns n Roses or something.

my father the atheist (he'd slap me if i said RIP so I will not) used to say, when they started raising their hands in the air in church: "who they wavin at?"

i noticed 2 things:
Peterson's meandering pseudo-notprayer about 'mistakes he will inevitably make' was dislocated & strange. it sounds like the kind of thing privately/covertly addressed to your wife, or somehow refers to his treatment of her. (i been married awhile ok? & first thing i thought of)

next, at the end of the long meandering who-they-wavin-at prayertime, he DID NOT say "amen" with everybody else. now wasn't he raised protestant? he's supposed to say amen, goddammit. whats up with that?

i like how he gets all these goodies for being a holy man -at Liberty U no less, Jerry Falwell's school! - without even really disclosing whether he believes god is just a useful metaphor/repository for all the good stuff/aspirations/ideas etc or whether he believes in a living god that exists/intervenes in ppl's lives.
& if he doesn't, does he think all that fired-up who-they-wavin-at was just a therapeutic exercise so he is good humoredly going along with it (my attitude towards lots of things, group singing & whatnot) or are these ppl all indeed speaking to The Creator Incarnate?

because if you believed the latter, wouldn't you say amen?

what does this guy really believe & why won't he tell us? discuss.

He believes in money and he's making bank right now sucking cash from "christian" incels. That's all.
This. If he took a firm stance, regardless of what it was, he'd alienate part of his limited audience. Dude's just keeping himself marketable.
 
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This person is so enraptured with the JBP death cult that she blurted out 5 years worth of therapy topics to a public subreddit. The 1 comment is an automod response saying Peterson is busy.
 
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