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Wait why isn't it made out of all beef?Another year another watermelon birthday cake
After almost dying of covid, I might add.Ironically he got vaccinated.
I don't like watermelon, but it's better than an all beef cake.Another year another watermelon birthday cake
Stick a couple of candles into it and call it a cake, duh!How do you make a cake out of watermelon, though?
Cut watermelon, arrange into vaguely cake-like shape, candles. Done.How do you make a cake out of watermelon, though?
You don't. You cut a watermelon, sprinkle some berries and call it a cake. I'm all for kids eating healthier snacks but it's an 8year old's birthday for fuck's sake. Buy her a real god damn cake.How do you make a cake out of watermelon, though?
Wow, he really does sound a lot more vigorous than he did a year or two ago. His speech is much more fluent and normal-sounding (by JBP standards, anyway). Good for him.He says he feels like he's healthy again and honestly he sounds like it. Good for him. He sounds like his old waffly and teary eyed self.
He's back to his old tactic of using a moralizing, indignant tone to mask the fact that he has nothing profound to say. It's just more mealy-mouthed obscurantism, in this case directed against atheists, climate change protesters, and vaccine/lockdown advocates (he evidently understands his target audience).
I honestly thought his fans might have started to catch on to his schtick by now, but sadly the comments section is as sycophantic as ever.
He's probably already vaxxed but he'll never admit it.Anti vaccine stuff, eh? I'd like to see him at his age an physical state decline a covid vaccine and ditch the mask. He won't put his money where his mouth is of course. The ''Delta'' would wipe him out so fast.
Which makes me wonder why he's on this anti-vax stuff. Gotta be the grift.
I think some of the early vaxxers had regrets afterwards. Jimmy Dore is a good example. He got double vaxxed and complained about permanent side effects on joe rogans show. Ever since then, his channel/twitter/live comedy shows have been very critical of the vax.Which makes me wonder why he's on this anti-vax stuff. Gotta be the grift.