US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Holy shit, are they zergrushing? Screenshot_20210826-091708_DuckDuckGo.jpg
I almost lost a braincell reading this
Too late, fuckheads. No amount of WhatAboutTrumpism will save Biden now.
 
"DAMN THAT DRUMPF! I BET HE USED HIS PISS TAPE MONEY TO BUY EXPLOSION VESTS FOR THOSE TERRORIST MAGA GAMERGATERS"

Can't wait for the next press conference.
Let me guess how it will go. Jen: "Um - We are monitoring the situation and reacting as appropraite. I can't comment on current security or the region at the moment. Next question, please."
 
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