Joe Biden gaffe-archivin' thread! - Tracking and archiving the stupid shit said and done by the future 9th President to die in office.

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SITHRAK!

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Folks, it's become pretty clear that Joe Biden is someone who's prone of making an ass of himself on the reg.
Whether it's forgetting people's names, making stupid claims, throwing a shitfit over nothing or just plain trailing off in the middle of a sentence, this is the thread where we'll record it for posterity.

So here's the deal, please feel free to report in this thread anything stupid and substantiable that Biden says or does, and I will do my best to roll it into the OP in chronological order.
Remember that is specifically for his fuck-ups, and not for weird shit like that green-screen microphone glitch, nor for general politics.
Archive supporting docs/articles where possible (use wayback machine if you don't know how to do this already) and post 'em here for posterity.

So, let's get started!
Will do as many as I feel like today and will keep adding as more turn up.

Bear in mind that video links in the Wayback Machine may take several days to work after creation.

2021

June 14th, G7 Summit: Biden doesn't realise that Cyril Ramaphosa is the President of South Africa, incorrectly calls out UK Prime Minster Johnson.
Other world leaders openly laugh at him while he does a feeble old-man victory double fist-pump. NY Post article here.
Interestingly, an unedited version of this exists whereas an edited version on YouTube appears to cut the audio of Biden fucking up. Un-archived links: unedited and edited.
August 18, ABC interview: Biden dismisses Afghanis falling to their death from US planes by saying "That was four days ago, five days ago" as if that excuses anything.
August 21, ABC interview: Biden claims his son Beau served in the Navy in Afghanistan (Beau actually served in the Army in Iraq).
August 24, Press briefing: Biden forgets FEMA director's name (during scripted statement!), forgets a press question mid-answer.

2020
February 25th, Democratic primary debate: Biden claims 150 million have died due to gun violence since 2007.
October 12th, campaign speech: Biden claims (for the second time on this campaign!) that he's running for the Senate instead of the Presidency.
October 24th, 'Pod Save America' podcast: Biden claims the Dems have created an "extensive... voter fraud organization".
October 26th, livestreamed campaign event: Biden forgets he's up against Trump, starts referring to his opponent as 'George' (possibly G. W. Bush).

2019
August 9th, Democratic presidential nomination campaign: Biden utters the now-infamous 'poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids' gaffe.
November 20th, Democratic presidential debate: Biden states that to change the culture of mistreating women that people need to "keep punching at it, and punching at it..."

2009
April 30th, 'Today Show' interview: VP Biden makes several incorrect claims about the 2009 Swine Flu outbreak's transmissibility, prompting a correction from the White House.

2008
September 9th, campaign rally: Biden acknowledges Sen. Chuck Graham (D-Missouri) with "I'm told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I'll tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal." At that stage, Sen. Graham had been confined to a wheelchair for 27 years as the result of a car accident at 16 years of age.
October 15th, nomination rally: Biden describes 'jobs' as a "three letter word".

2007
January 31st, Biden discusses Presidential nomination rival Barack Obama with "I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean, that’s a storybook, man.". It's a complete mystery why Obama then went on to pick this half-man, half-jackass for VP.
 
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I assume you made one of these for Trump too, right?
Feel free to what leftards generally do... steal the idea, repurpose it from 'Biden' to 'Muh Bluuuumph cheeto Hitler' and parade it on social media for asspats.
Just to keep you seeeeeeething at the internet I am going to try making this the best compendium of Biden senility online.

EDIT: Or you can go full DFE, LOL.

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this is fucking hilarious

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I don't know if you want archived videos or just events but I am happy to help either way.
Good channel for Biden "gaffes" even timestamps.

Falling down the stairs March 19 2021.

President Biden Confuses Himself, Gets Lost Reading His Notes Jun 15 2021


Get's lost reading the teleprompter Sept 9th
Will incorporate these as soon as I can, thanks for helping out.
 

Three biggest gaffes from joint address to Congress.
April 28, 2021


Debate. Biden says to stop violence against women we must keep punching at it.
Nov 20 2019
 
It's all just a ploy to get Harris into office so she can push some extreme bullshit to "correct" Biden's "mistakes." Trump's no better either. Even if he runs again and wins, he's playing for the same team as Biden and co. Every politician at the Federal level in this country, from the President to Congress to the Court, and the majority of politicians at all lower levels are as corrupt as you could possibly imagine, and regardless of their party they're all on the same side getting lobbied and bankrolled by the same four or five financial sources. Gotta laugh at Biden's buffoonery while we can, because once he's out, the laughing stops and the truly dark times begin.
 
Wow, America - Trump's not looking so bad anymore, is he?

Just remember: you idiots voted this idiot into office.
 
Wow, America - Trump's not looking so bad anymore, is he?

Just remember: you idiots voted this idiot into office.

I'll meet you halfway and say no, this was not legitimate in any way, but there ARE idiots who broke themselves backwards since 2016, who voted for Biden so their inner circles could have something to brag about.
 
"I, Joseph Robinette Biden, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
 
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