I hate these "Cristian" fagots so much they go to mass once or twice a year and can't tell the difference between a Catholic and a Lutheran, and act all shocked when a different sect has different belief.
Don't be confused by Jim's attempt to make himself seem relatable. Jim does not believe in any god but he is half Jewish.
And if you try to push Jim on whether Judaism is a race or religion, well...
Jim irrelevantly states his grandparents were Jews that fled Russia in an attempt to win an internet fight. He loves his family and where he comes from. Thanks to "I'ma set the record straight!" tweet from last week we know that it was his dad's parents that allegedly fled Russia. We also know that his dad left his dumbass at the age of three. We know that his mom took him from Brooklyn to DC after the divorced and Jim stayed there until drugs and trouble made him flee to San Francisco on the other side of the continent. We know that Jim's dad was such a non-presence in his life that Jim's glowy mom legally changed his from James Glassman to Jim Stewartson. Through Jim's favorite social media site we can see that he never talks about his dad outside of the fact that he was a Jew.
Not once do we see or hear anything about Daddy Glassman other than he was a Jew and that fact is almost always bundled with the grand parents fleeing persecution in Russia. We can see that he gets a bit peeved when he get reminded that he didn't have a dad.
I will admit that there might be some kind of fuckery on twitter's side with the searches. I tried searching for "my parents" both as an exact phrase and individual words and Jim's autobiography tweet did not appear for either. I manually went to the tweet to see if it had been deleted or edited but it is still live. I did go through his hidden replies for shids and gurgles and found someone posted a screen cap from July 23, 2021 (5 months after the Vice article was published) questioning whether Mike Rothschild's name was actually Mike Rothschild.
"If I can't be a real Jew" the Glassman said as he sat in his crypto-Jew cottage watching the morning Californian sun bake a bag of garbage on the curb "No one can!"
Only after seeing that cap did it fully occur to me, Jim is actually a crypto Jew. Jim does not practice Judaism in any meaningful way, he doesn't even believe in God. Jim also cannot be a Jew through blood because Jewishness (that's not me trying to be cheeky I'm just a bad writer and can't think of a better wording for it) is passed down by the mother. He hides behind the Jew status of people he's never met and have no part in his life like a flesh shield wearing a tiny hat. I will grant that I can't find any evidence of him calling himself Jewish which, imo, makes his troll shielding that much more gross and funny.
Part of me now hopes that Daddy Glassman was part of Jim's life and is why Jim, despite not being able to accomplish much, has had his fingers in so many tech pies and can afford his house and to ignore $10 million lawsuits only to have his dipshit son to only speak about him in the context of defending himself from anit-Semitism.
