Jim put an Occulus Rift on a Segway to do a a pitch with DreamWorks and now he's mad that a more famous Jew sat on it and that Christopher Nolan fired him from the Dark Knight ARG thingy. These things are connected, believe it!
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Q predicted this!
Hadurz laughed at Jim's contraption and he was not happy about it.
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Problems right off the bat
First, the two pictures aren't even the same thing. The chairs are blatantly different. Not once does he chide the stalker children for posting the wrong picture. The first "elevated platform"
Why the fuck is that in quotations, Jim? The stalker child said "elevated office chair on a platform with lights", Jim. Misquoting them and putting elevated platform in quotation marks makes it seem like you have no idea what an elevated platform is, Jim. I know you're trying to mock them but the issue is that you're kind of a dummy, Jim. looks like some sort of shitty gamer chair for over compensating manlets. The second looks like it's a very, very, very rough prototype of his Awesome Rocketship circle jerk-a-tron 9000.
Those two things that look like speakers or Donkey Kong bongos I guess are the fans that brap in your face because there is nothing else on those stands. I hope your VR experience only has air that blows in two directions.
Second, awesome Chad move to take a high end PC, sandwich it between two pieces of diamond plate, and wrap that bitch up in some sort of fabric. Fuck that Alienware! Show that PC who's boss by making it SWEAT! And custom electronics too? Nice! What kind of custom electronics? Fuck you!
Third, he used "a hacked racing motion simulator".
That's how you quote someone, Jim. The hell does that even mean? I have no idea. I'm gonna speculate that Jimbo set sail to the Pirate Bay and downloaded a cracked version of some VR Daytona racing game.
Lastly, none of this helps with motion sickness like he claims. The prevailing thought of why people get motion sickness is that when the camera moves without you doing the corresponding motions your body can react very poorly to that, you know, what Jim said. Bolting a $50 office chair from Walmart to an elevated platform made of diamond plate that's cooking a store bought PC while your skeleton stands brap all over you DOES NOTHING TO HELP THAT.
Another thing to note is that he says that he built this during the week of Christmas 2016. That's over a year after he founded Awesome Rocketship that gave us the gooner pod. So did Jim reeeeeeeeeeeeally build this or did he take home a prototype or two by right of being one of the cofounders? To make things dumber, he claims "We ended up building simulators & tons of VR experiences for big clients but COVID made location-based VR products a dead subject, sadly. " but according to his own Linkdin he was only with Awesome Rocketship till April 2018 and I don't know if you know this but that's just under 2 whole years before the world lost it's mind over the coof.
To cut to the chase, Jim is a liar. Jim is a bad liar. Imagine trying to tell this story about your shitty pc enclosure that you sit on and you try to wow people by claiming Steven Spielberg sat his ass in it and was very polite to you. Like, nigga, you put a pc under a chair ran HACKED_RACING_SIMULATOR.EXE, sat a man who made Jurassic Park and has worked with Disney Imagineers, and you expect us to believe that he was impressed this sit-in-place-and-get-blown-on-nonmoving-roller-coaster?
However, just look out, yo! Stewie is just waiting to see all the technology we've created!
My guy, you did not create anything new in these pictures. I wouldn't even call what you did kit-bashing. You took a computer and put it in a hotbox and sat on the hotbox and put a VR headset on and had the cooked computer play a hacked version of someone else's product. Then he acts like what he's made is great because the people making fun of him haven't shown off their monstrosities, the great "I like to see you do better" defense. I don't need to professional chef to know what I'm eating isn't good. I don't need to be a computer science major to say that a game I'm playing sucks. I don't need to be an engineer to recognize that your product is flawed at the very best.
