✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
It's not about "needing" money. Rich people don't only do things when they need money, that's why they're rich.

Morphe is sold in Ulta and Sephora. JS claims he doesn't want to be sold in those stores because he's too InDePeNdEnT but I don't believe him. I think he's doing this collab because he wants his name in Sephora to show how well he can sell there, and eventally cut a deal to have his brand on the shelves and/or online at sephora and/or ulta.
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That's actually an excellent point. I remember when he ragged on Kat Von D for being a "mall brand. "
 
DelicateMageflower said:
That's actually an excellent point. I remember when he ragged on Kat Von D for being a "mall brand. "
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Yeah that's where I remember it from.

Morphe is at a few other places too. I think it's at Target and it is (or was at one time) sold at Macy's, too. Jeffree could technically stick to his PrInCiPLeS and stay out of Sephora but could use the success of this mainstream collab to angle his brand into another huge retailer like nordstrom or macys.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
It's not about "needing" money. Rich people don't only do things when they need money, that's why they're rich.

Morphe is sold in Ulta and Sephora. JS claims he doesn't want to be sold in those stores because he's too InDePeNdEnT but I don't believe him. I think he's doing this collab because he wants his name in Sephora to show how well he can sell there, and eventally cut a deal to have his brand on the shelves and/or online at sephora and/or ulta.
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Morphe is sold in Sephora?
I know Ulta sells it, but I thought it's considered too low-class to be in Sephora.
 
Anyone else see his newest thing? I couldn't make it through the whole way. Just in the first few minutes there is so much to hate.
  • Man going from calm talk to sudden insane-person screeching
  • "Mukbung"
  • We're gonna fly on a private jet with our five dogs
  • I can't take my Tesla because it's not charged
  • "Get it, Burger King! Is there a valet?"
 
NoReturn said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NgGTmCrVcTEAnyone else see his newest thing? I couldn't make it through the whole way. Just in the first few minutes there is so much to hate.
  • Man going from calm talk to sudden insane-person screeching
  • "Mukbung"
  • We're gonna fly on a private jet with our five dogs
  • I can't take my Tesla because it's not charged
  • "Get it, Burger King! Is there a valet?"
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I couldn't finish watching, it just made me hungry.
 
NoReturn said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NgGTmCrVcTEAnyone else see his newest thing? I couldn't make it through the whole way. Just in the first few minutes there is so much to hate.
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Wow, in one video you have:

✔Internet wealthy people flaunting their wealth in the most cringe-inducingly obvious way possible

✔a tacky adaption of an "Asian thing"

✔effeminate faggots being effeminate faggots

✔people gorging themselves on processed food

✔"furbabies"

That's enough to get a BINGO on the "Most Godawful Things about 2010s America" sheet.
(No idea what the prize is, though.)
 
Oh good lord. Here we go, folks.
Sorry to post two videos in a row but this is special.

This here is a four minute "trailer" in which we see one Shane Dawson moping around while a hippy sings a song in the background about not being the prom queen.

 
I'm sort of sick of Shane Dawson pretending to be poor around J* in order to be relatable to his viewers. A lot of people on r/beautyguruchatter feel similarly.

I also don't understand the portrayal of J* as a figure that should be pitied. I could be wrong but the vibe I get from the video is that "The Beautiful World of Jeffree Star" is a candid look at the depressing side of being a famous beauty guru, especially because of the music. I'm under the impression that he had a rough childhood and was bullied for being flamboyant, but he's such a bully himself and tries to make life more difficult for other people so idk why Dawson is trying to be his rebranding PR.

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And on the topic of J* recent mukbangs, for a rich person, J*'s diet is... incredibly gross. I've only ever seen him eat fast food, frosting with a spoon, and sugary drinks. I hope one of these videos will talk about if/how his diet changed after his eosinophilic esophagitis surgery. I understand that frosting and sugary drinks are easy to swallow, but he eats solid fast food fairly often on-screen. He also (allegedly) does not diet or exercise. Prior to the surgery it would make sense if he only rarely ate food and was skinny as a result of that, but if his diet doesn't change and his ability to consume food does, will he gain weight? Does his fast-food sugar diet have anything to do with his eosinophilic esophagitis even?
 
Phew, can't believe it wasn't posted before. Here's the 1st part of their "Docuseries":


Main things that stuck out to me: (I don't hate or dislike either one of them, I'm having fun. They're still ridiculous though.)

- Shane is a baby about everything/still over-reacting every time Jeffree takes a breath
- Jeffree told Shane to only wear "J* clothes" so at least for now there was no moldy robe
- We might get some extra info about drama with James, unless they're just going to blue ball us (personal theory in case they "expose" J. Charles again: maybe Jeffree was convinced to not get into a fight by Shane, because their series was going to expose it anyway; so he backed off at the time being)
- private planes crash more than regular ones (the more you know; this was repeated to death)
- Shane making fat/food related jokes about himself, normal
- Jeffree awesome, but Jeffree scary, because money/he knows people (refer to "Shane being a baby")
- 2 pants that Shane ripped were known in this footage (RIP)
- Shane feels safe because Jeffree is his mom, but he's scared gurus will laugh at him for being fat (refer to "Shane being a baby")
- Make up talk; someone will teach Shane basics; J* said Shane had an eye for it
- When they cake to their rooms, Shane's only had fruit, Jeffrees had pie and sweets too. Not sure why I remember this, but there you go
- More hints about "spilling the tea" about the beauty community
- Meeting with fans in Sacramento, J* looking like a pink Satan, Shane was anxiously playing with purple slime
- Lots of fans, some standing on the rooftop
- Security guards
- When the actual meeting started, both of them looked happy and like they're enjoying it
- In the outro: Jeffree:"You're nice but naive and we're going to change that."
- Joke about Jeffree drinking Shane's piss
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Anyone's thoughts?
3rd Edit: I had to include this comment.

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I don’t dislike J* but I don’t like Shane. That face he always pulls, like “I’m so fat and insecure” is old, old, old. He does it in every one of these documentary type videos.

J* is very new money. He has millions and he’s showing it off. It makes him a target. I probably would too, I wouldn’t dowdy around with my pantyhose in flats carrying my Grandma’s chanel with only my Hermes scarf for color. He goes overboard with the Gucci, LV, Hermes and pink. Still, he’s a savvy businessman and I have respect. He also seems generous.

So I’m in the J* thread saying I dislike Shane, lol
 
I hate both of them. Shane's a clout seeking bootlicker who conceals his self obsession by pretending his documentaries are about the people in them instead of being about Shane, which is what all of them are actually about, how sad and deep and complicated Shane is. The faux poor act is so old it makes me wanna gag.

And j* is a narcissistic bully who thinks his shit don't stink but will cry victim if anyone else is even slightly callous at him and wants people to think his life is hard so he can get a pass on being a pile of shit (which makes Shane useful to him). He is genuinely witty and funny though, which makes him more entertaining to hate watch than Shane.

I wish they'd have a falling out. I can't imagine how funny it would be. J* has probably been storing up brilliant insults for the day it happens just in case.
 
AveraDiane said:
Didn't one of his other dogs die earlier this year too?
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"Diamond". He made a video about it:
This one died of a liver abscess (and was the same dog they are holding in the video above):
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Jeffree Star on Twitter

“#RIPDaddyStar 💔 With heavy hearts we have to share the devastating news that our dog Daddy passed away early this morning. His body couldn’t handle the surgery + the complications of his medical condition. I can’t put into words how much we love our pets and how much this hurts”
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