Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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Tovarisz said:
Did a Predator with a slit artery walk through that article?
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Oh, Hillary, is something wrong with your artery?

Shut up bitch, what are you going to do? Stain your granny panties? We love Fed ex guys out here in the back woods. Many place where no one can hear someone scream.
 
Homersexual said:
If you kill the presiding judge a new judge gets appointed and the case will stay in limbo for a long time until the new judge gets up to speed. If you give the Dennis Reynolds Implication™ to the presiding judge the case gets resolved more quickly and in your favor. Theoretically, in Minecraft.
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Yeah but Covid is doing that already. Again why bother just 4 days after the judge was assigned? Youd wanna wait longer to to take advantage of Covid delays and maximize the delay. Even the retard assassin would know this since hes a lawyer. Shit so would Clinton since shes a lawyer.
 
Tovarisz said:
Did a Predator with a slit artery walk through that article?
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No, the glowies just caught a lucky break because Lionel Hutz overdosed on red pills and shot the kid and husband of the judge that was overseeing the Epstein and Maxwell cases, as well as a slew of other federal cases.

At first I thought this was glowing given the whole "MRA Nazi Incel" strawman angle the article was focusing on but turns out it wasn't a strawman.

Roy Den Hollinger really is that batshit insane and it's honestly a miracle that a lolcow like him could even finish law school, let alone pass the bar exam. 2020 is such a batshit year that Clown World has fully looped back around and gone full circle on this.
 
I liked when my conspiracies were straightforward.... the Mob murdered Kennedy for his little brother prosecuting them, the end.

We gotta streamline our glow-works, they're getting as convoluted and as impossible to untangle as the plot to a Metal Gear game as of late. The CIA hires an insane MRA lawyer to kill a Federal Judge who once oversaw Epstein's case to protect who knows who from who knows what......... ick.... your pacing AND framing need work.
 
Reposting from the Epstein thread:

Here's what we know so far and even if it's not a bigger conspiracy it's fucking bizarre:
1. The suspect, Roy Den Hollander, used to be married to a Russian woman who worked as a stripper in the States. Apparently they met while he worked in Moscow for Kroll & Associates but I can't verify.
2. For years he's been "investigating" the Russian mafia. His MRA shit is all wrapped up with his wife and her alleged ties to the Russian mob. He's got a ton of documentation on it all on his freaky website here: http://royandalina.ch/index.htm
3. He had a case before the targeted judge in 2015 and lost.
4. Roy spontaneously decides to kill the judge a few days after she is assigned to a civil case concerning Deutsche Bank's failure to do due diligence with clients such as Epstein, as well as associated banks in Eastern Europe who laundered money for the Russian mob.
4.5 A few years ago, a Deutsche Bank exec committed suicide after being investigated for shady loans to Trump. Around this same time, some bank execs in Estonia that had ties to Deutsche Bank committed suicide after being investigated for their roles in laundering Russian money.
5. Even before the Russiagate bullshit, there were rumors that a lot of dirty Russian money was being laundered through Trump's real estate.

And if conspiracies are your thing then this guy is the perfect fall-guy.
 
Something I noticed about the maxwellhill reddit account is that in 2011, they told Gizmodo they were very busy with a "potential business venture". In 2012, Ghislaine launched TerraMar, her environment "charity".

For the judge, my theory is that they sent a hitman and the hitman just suicided this random guy to make it look like he did it.
 
TowinKarz said:
I liked when my conspiracies were straightforward.... the Mob murdered Kennedy for his little brother prosecuting them, the end.

We gotta streamline our glow-works, they're getting as convoluted and as impossible to untangle as the plot to a Metal Gear game as of late. The CIA hires an insane MRA lawyer to kill a Federal Judge who once oversaw Epstein's case to protect who knows who from who knows what......... ick.... your pacing AND framing need work.
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The CIA is really failing at late. Maybe too many geriatric clients and agents.
 
So a lawyer decides to dress up in a FedEx costume, ring the door to a judge's house, a judge who happens to be working on a case related to Epstien, blow away her son and injure her husband, but not her. Then before anyone can get hold of him and find out why he did what he did, he kills himself.

They are not even trying to hide how much this glows in the dark. I know it was bad with the man hanging himself with cloth and all the cameras and guards away, but this is something else. Maybe I have my tinfoil hat on, but this seems like someone high up is panicking and decides to pull a mafioso styled "sending a message" execution.
 
If Roy Don Hollinger was a wrestling heel, his entrance music would be a mashup or medley of "Pumped Up Kicks" and this song...


At this point, I think the guy who did this was just a lone nut who went postal given his paper trail and the fact that even Opie & Anthony considered him a lolcow years before this incident.

Since he went after the family of a judge involved in overseeing the Epstein investigations and court cases, I thought this whole thing glowed given the quality of the article and the shooter's description but 2020 is crazy enough of a year that the most obviously glowing event of the season probably really is just a lone wackaloon with a gun.

Slimy Time said:
So a lawyer decides to dress up in a FedEx costume, ring the door to a judge's house, a judge who happens to be working on a case related to Epstien, blow away her son and injure her husband, but not her. Then before anyone can get hold of him and find out why he did what he did, he kills himself.

They are not even trying to hide how much this glows in the dark. I know it was bad with the man hanging himself with cloth and all the cameras and guards away, but this is something else. Maybe I have my tinfoil hat on, but this seems like someone high up is panicking and decides to pull a mafioso styled "sending a message" execution.
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I dunno. Given this guy's history as a local lolcow and the highly conspicuous and over-the-top hit job that's straight out of Martin Scorsese as done by The Asylum, it might not actually glow.

If it was really the Feds or someone who was implicated in the Epstein cases, I think it would be a lot more quiet and low profile like suicide by three bullets in the back of the head or mugging gone wrong because all the cash and valuables are still on the body.

This is so insane that there's no real plausible deniability even at the surface level and even the glow spooks know that a cartoonishly misogynistic MRA lawyer with a MAGA boner is the kind of fall guy that not even the most bearded and soy-faced bugmen would believe at face value if it were an actual black op.

Truth is often stranger than fiction
 
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E. Knee as Weapon - Cont. said:
Roy spontaneously decides to kill the judge a few days after she is assigned to a civil case concerning Deutsche Bank's failure to do due diligence with clients such as Epstein, as well as associated banks in Eastern Europe who laundered money for the Russian mob.
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If you can prove he gave a shit about it. I don't see a "manifesto". Piss poor at best.
 
Slimy Time said:
So a lawyer decides to dress up in a FedEx costume, ring the door to a judge's house, a judge who happens to be working on a case related to Epstien, blow away her son and injure her husband, but not her. Then before anyone can get hold of him and find out why he did what he did, he kills himself.

They are not even trying to hide how much this glows in the dark. I know it was bad with the man hanging himself with cloth and all the cameras and guards away, but this is something else. Maybe I have my tinfoil hat on, but this seems like someone high up is panicking and decides to pull a mafioso styled "sending a message" execution.
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I think the glowies just don't care anymore.
 
The moment I saw the guy described as an "MRA lawyer" on twitter gears started turning in my head. Those silly dorks are just used as scapegoats for retarded things so much that I can't help but smell glowies.
 
Syaoran Li said:
If Roy Don Hollinger was a wrestling heel, his entrance music would be a mashup or medley of "Pumped Up Kicks" and this song...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M1qbHaXNerY
At this point, I think the guy who did this was just a lone nut who went postal given his paper trail and the fact that even Opie & Anthony considered him a lolcow years before this incident.

Since he went after the family of a judge involved in overseeing the Epstein investigations and court cases, I thought this whole thing glowed given the quality of the article and the shooter's description but 2020 is crazy enough of a year that the most obviously glowing event of the season probably really is just a lone wackaloon with a gun.



I dunno. Given this guy's history as a local lolcow and the highly conspicuous and over-the-top hit job that's straight out of Martin Scorsese as done by The Asylum, it might not actually glow.

If it was really the Feds or someone who was implicated in the Epstein cases, I think it would be a lot more quiet and low profile like suicide by three bullets in the back of the head or mugging gone wrong because all the cash and valuables are still on the body.

This is so insane that there's no real plausible deniability even at the surface level and even the glow spooks know that a cartoonishly misogynistic MRA lawyer with a MAGA boner is the kind of fall guy that not even the most bearded and soy-faced bugmen would believe at face value if it were an actual black op.

Truth is often stranger than fiction
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What if the intent was not to have any real plausible deniability? What if the message is not only for this particular judge but also for someone else? To make it as outrageous as possible while also killing a nutjob who was annoying everyone is like killing several birds with one stone.
 
TowinKarz said:
I liked when my conspiracies were straightforward.... the Mob murdered Kennedy for his little brother prosecuting them, the end.

We gotta streamline our glow-works, they're getting as convoluted and as impossible to untangle as the plot to a Metal Gear game as of late. The CIA hires an insane MRA lawyer to kill a Federal Judge who once oversaw Epstein's case to protect who knows who from who knows what......... ick.... your pacing AND framing need work.
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What if I told you... a secret government conspiracy to overthrow the power of a duly elected president was happening behind the scenes all so shadowy unelected powermongers could secretly force their worldview on not just the US but the world, and all we saw on the surface of that conflict were... memes?
 
Even if all that happened here--some mentally ill lawyer who MRA-pilled himself after, according to him, he unwittingly married a Russian escort with mafiya ties and was taken to the cleaners and threatened by her associates, disguised himself as the postman so he could assassinate a judge--nobody is buying it. People have completely lost faith in the system to the point where these things engender cynicism and apathy rather than outrage.

A quick scan of his resume shows that he started out at Cravath, which is a very old and very prestigious law firm, founded in the early 19th century. Then he goes independent, representing foreign clients in Russia and Ecuador, which exact kind of foreigners they are is mostly unspecified, though he does claim to have worked with former Soviet officials. At some point during this time he meets his wife the "vat-dyed blonde", "wolf eyed" escort and after his mind goes for a walk off the map his career trajectory goes from that of going up the ziggurat to that of a cheap sky-rocket flaming out then falling down. He has a brief period of time working for a security consulting firm then goes freelance, working here and there, while creating a typically deranged MRA website where he rants in an emotionally incontinent fashion about being the victim of his prostitute wife, feministas and the Russian mob, but mostly feminists.

So, yeah, it could be he was just a nutjob with some crossed wiring in his head, totally plausible, but all of this trips the wires in the back of my mind that just scream that this is glowing.

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