Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
What do you guys (at least the conspiratorially minded ones) think would have been the actual sequence of events to murder Epstein?

They'd have to make sure these guards slacked off, make sure nobody else is around, get the cameras deactivated, get into the prison and into Epstein's cell, kill him, get back out, without being seen by anyone who might testify.

I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

It seems like you need at least the warden/supervisor in on it, the guards at the very least have to be told to "take it easy". Whoever did the camera shit too. Plus the hitmans handler and the Hitman.

So, what, like 5 people?

Just threaten peoples families and you can get anything done.
 
Prince Andrew 'stepping back' from royal duties

The Duke of York is stepping back from royal duties for the "foreseeable future" following the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

Prince Andrew said his association with the convicted sex offender had become a "major disruption" to the Royal Family's work.

Same song and dance as Hollywood distancing itself from Weinstein. They all knew. They all tolerated it. They probably participated in it. But the jig is up so they have to pretend he's an outcast and that his behavior ('is behaviour) was an outlier. Pro Tip: It wasn't.
 
There really have been enough people who knew about fucking Randy Andy:


What do you guys (at least the conspiratorially minded ones) think would have been the actual sequence of events to murder Epstein?

They'd have to make sure these guards slacked off, make sure nobody else is around, get the cameras deactivated, get into the prison and into Epstein's cell, kill him, get back out, without being seen by anyone who might testify.

I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

It seems like you need at least the warden/supervisor in on it, the guards at the very least have to be told to "take it easy". Whoever did the camera shit too. Plus the hitmans handler and the Hitman.

So, what, like 5 people?

I personally can't wait for Epstein Season 1 on Netflix.
 
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I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

You'd want some combo of leverage over their family, and poor enough that you could pay them off enough to make up for loss of their career and potential prison time. That probably costs. Oh and dumb enough not to know they were actually getting in on a murder would help but isn't necessary.
 
What do you guys (at least the conspiratorially minded ones) think would have been the actual sequence of events to murder Epstein?

They'd have to make sure these guards slacked off, make sure nobody else is around, get the cameras deactivated, get into the prison and into Epstein's cell, kill him, get back out, without being seen by anyone who might testify.

I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

It seems like you need at least the warden/supervisor in on it, the guards at the very least have to be told to "take it easy". Whoever did the camera shit too. Plus the hitmans handler and the Hitman.

So, what, like 5 people?

The CIA, MI5, Mossad and the Clintons all tried to assassinate Jeffery Epstein at the same time while Bill Clinton was distracting the FBI with a puppet show.

CIA disabled the Cameras.

MI5 judiciously followed the routines of the guards and picked the best suited dupes for the job.

Mossad infiltrated the prison and changed the rotation of the guards so the dupes would be on duty.

The Clintons first tried to drop three barbells on Jeffery Epstein and then punched him in the face some. When that didn't work, they wrestled him down to the floor, pounded his head against the pavement, slapped his face until he was bleeding from the ears. When that didn't work they gave up and choked him to death, shattered his hyoid and collar bone. They then wrapped some toilet paper around his neck and called it a day.
 
The CIA, MI5, Mossad and the Clintons all tried to assassinate Jeffery Epstein at the same time while Bill Clinton was distracting the FBI with a puppet show.

CIA disabled the Cameras.

MI5 judiciously followed the routines of the guards and picked the best suited dupes for the job.

Mossad infiltrated the prison and changed the rotation of the guards so the dupes would be on duty.

The Clintons first tried to drop three barbells on Jeffery Epstein and then punched him in the face some. When that didn't work, they wrestled him down to the floor, pounded his head against the pavement, slapped his face until he was bleeding from the ears. When that didn't work they gave up and choked him to death, shattered his hyoid and collar bone. They then wrapped some toilet paper around his neck and called it a day.
Hey, now that is a conspiracy theory.
 
Apparently the Attorney General says they've got video of Jeff Ep necking himself?
 
As much as I am generally a fan of things like due process and a jury trial by one's peers, in this case I really don't give a fuck if someone did quietly off him in his cell. I'm just glad that he's dead.
 
As much as I am generally a fan of things like due process and a jury trial by one's peers, in this case I really don't give a fuck if someone did quietly off him in his cell. I'm just glad that he's dead.

Yes, truly we should all rejoice that he was killed so that all the other pedophiles in high places he was entrenched with can get off scot-free.

Nobody here is lamenting Epstein's passing because we feel sorry for him, we're angry because he was killed so he couldn't name names and it's clearly a coverup by some very powerful people, whoever they are.
 
Apparently the Attorney General says they've got video of Jeff Ep necking himself?

So he was allowed to kill himself to avoid a life of hell in prison as an infamous sex offender because his death would benefit all the people he had dirt on. Which I had already assumed.
 
He got thrown out of mama's house

According to the Times of London, the prince, who is eighth in line for the British crown, was forced to move his private office out of the palace Friday. Two days earlier Queen Elizabeth relieved her second son of all royal duties.

 
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