Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
When your only job is keeping a man in a locked room inside a secure building from coming to harm, and you can't do it..... I'd expect nothing less.
 
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Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein FULL INTERVIEW - BBC Newsnight
YouTube · BBC Newsnight · 3 days ago





This guy is such a bullshitter. You'd think the royal family could afford a good acting coach...

This is the first interview the Queen's favorite son has done since Epstein's suicide.

I was gonna list the takeaways but a news article will do it better. I did watch the interview though, so can confirm the content.

From the BBC itself:

In an interview with BBC Newsnight's Emily Maitlis, the Duke of York, Prince Andrew has given details about his relationship with the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and addressed allegations about sex with a teenage girl.

Here are six things we learned from the interview.

1. He still does not regret being friends with Epstein
Prince Andrew has defended his relationship with Epstein before - including as recently as August - two weeks after the disgraced financier took his own life while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.

But in the BBC interview broadcast on Saturday night, the prince gave more detail about why he "still" did not regret the friendship.

He said knowing Epstein had "some seriously beneficial outcomes", at a time when he had left a career in the Navy and begun one as a trade and industry special representative.

Prince Andrew said: "The people that I met and the opportunities that I was given to learn, either by him or because of him, were actually very useful."

2. He met up with Epstein's ex-girlfriend this year
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell in New York in 2005
Image copyrightGETTY IMAGESImage captionJeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell in New York in 2005
Prince Andrew has always said he met Jeffrey Epstein in 1999 through the financier's then-girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell - a well-connected socialite.

Ms Maxwell, daughter of the late newspaper tycoon, Robert Maxwell, has generally kept a low profile since claims about Epstein began to emerge.

But the prince said he met up with her earlier this year, before Epstein was arrested and charged over sex trafficking allegations.

"She was here (in the UK) doing some rally," the prince said.

He said they did not discuss Epstein during the meet-up.

"There wasn't anything to discuss about him because he wasn't in the news, you know, it was just… we had moved on."

The prince stressed throughout the interview that he and Epstein "weren't that close".

Invitations Epstein had received to events at Windsor Castle and at Sandringham were in the financier's capacity as Ms Maxwell's "plus one" rather than as a friend in his own right, he said.

3. His reason for meeting Epstein in 2010 was 'to put an end to the friendship'
Prince Andrew, left, and Jeffrey Epstein in New York's Central Park
Image copyrightNEWS SYNDICATIONImage captionPrince Andrew said this photo was taken on a walk where he told Epstein their friendship was over
Much of the interview focused on why the prince went to stay with Epstein in 2010, following Epstein's conviction and imprisonment for soliciting and procuring a minor for prostitution.

The prince said the visit was to explain to Epstein that their friendship was over.

He said he had considered speaking to Epstein on the phone, but decided to meet him face-to-face "to show leadership".

"I took the judgement call that because this was serious, and I felt that doing it over the telephone was the chicken's way of doing it, I had to go and see him and talk to him."

4. Being shot at in the Falklands meant he 'stopped being able to sweat'
Prince Andrew returning from the Falklands War in September 1982
Image copyrightDAVID LEVENSON/GETTY IMAGESImage captionPrince Andrew returning from the Falklands War in September 1982
Maitlis asked the prince for his response to allegations against him made by one of Epstein's accusers, Virginia Giuffre (then known as Virginia Roberts). Ms Giuffre said she met the prince in 2001 when she dined with him, danced with him at a nightclub in London, and had sex with him at Ghislaine Maxwell's house in Belgravia.

Maitlis pointed out that Ms Giuffre's accusations were "very specific" and included that the prince had been "profusely sweating".

The prince said a "problem" with Ms Giuffre's story was that a medical condition meant he could not have been sweating.

"I didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenalin in the Falklands War when I was shot at and I simply… it was almost impossible for me to sweat," he said.

5. How the prince likes to dress
Prince Andrew with Virginia Giuffre, and Ghislaine Maxwell standing behind, in early 2001
Image copyrightVIRGINIA ROBERTSImage captionA picture shows Prince Andrew with the then Virginia Roberts, now Giuffre
Prince Andrew revealed he had investigated the possibility that a photograph - or elements of it -provided by Ms Giuffre was fake.

One reason the prince gave was his attire. "I don't believe it's a picture of me in London because... when I go out in London, I wear a suit and a tie," he said.

"That's what I would describe as… those are my travelling clothes... if I'm going overseas."

However, newspapers have previously pictured the prince wearing jeans without a tie or blazer on a night out in London.

Speaking about the photo with Ms Giuffre, Prince Andrew told Newsnight: "Nobody can prove whether or not that photograph has been doctored but I don't recollect that photograph ever being taken."

He also said he did not believe the photograph "was taken in the way that has been suggested" because it shows the prince's hand on the woman's waist.

"I am not one to, as it were, hug - and public displays of affection are not something that I do."

6. He has been to Pizza Express in Woking
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Media captionPrince Andrew: 'Going to Pizza Express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do'
The duke said the day on which Ms Giuffre's allegations are said to have happened, 10 March 2001, he was not out in London but "at home with the children".

He said he had taken his eldest daughter, Princess Beatrice, to a party at a Pizza Express restaurant in Woking at about four or 5pm.

"And then because the Duchess was away, we have a simple rule in the family that when one is away the other one is there."

He added he remembered the occasion "weirdly distinctly" because it was one of only a couple of times that he had been to Woking, and going to the Pizza Express there was "a very unusual thing for me to do".
Hope I did everything right with the format... mobile is a bitch with big fingers.

Not sure if there is a better place to post this, if I need to put it in an already existing thread. Quick cursory glance revealed no recent threads.

Edit: ah shit I should have known it was somewhere on the farms aready
 
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I've mentioned lizard people once, but it's worth repeating:

Prince Andrew didn't used to sweat, but now he does. That's because it's easier to shed your skin.

But in reality, that bit about the picture being doctored is fucking hilarious. And having to visit Epstein for a couple of days to tell him that you can't hang out with him anymore? Down with the crown. The entire British Royal family should be executed.
 
"You'd think the royal family could afford a good acting coach... "

Why bother, when they can clearly get away with not even trying to hide his guilt?

Also, if money is so tight that princy boy has to room up with convicted pedophiles, maybe they *can't* afford an acting coach...

I've mentioned lizard people once, but it's worth repeating:

Prince Andrew didn't used to sweat, but now he does. That's because it's easier to shed your skin.

But in reality, that bit about the picture being doctored is fucking hilarious. And having to visit Epstein for a couple of days to tell him that you can't hang out with him anymore? Down with the crown. The entire British Royal family should be executed.
Lizard or not, there are plenty of pictures of Andrew sweating over the years, he was just spouting off bullshit because nobody is going to call him out on it.
 
Lizard or not, there are plenty of pictures of Andrew sweating over the years, he was just spouting off bullshit because nobody is going to call him out on it.

Oh, of course. You're absolutely correct in assuming that no one with any weight will call any member of the Royal Family out on any bull shit. I'm really hoping that this time it might be different.

You'll only hear this kind of talk on message boards like this and podcasts.
 
Oh, of course. You're absolutely correct in assuming that no one with any weight will call any member of the Royal Family out on any bull shit. I'm really hoping that this time it might be different.

You'll only hear this kind of talk on message boards like this and podcasts.
And countless others I won't list
 
I can't wait to find out how long the major news agencies have been sitting on stories of the Chinese organ market by the time that story goes critical. After all, as much as rich pedophiles may love boffing kids, every last one of these creeps loves having functioning organs even more.
 
And countless others I won't list

I've been proven wrong. I only heard about this today, my apologies for jumping to conclusions.
 

Based on that court sketch it seems like they put their best people to guard the most important prisoner in America

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These look less like prison guards and more like the cast of a 1970's sitcom featuring two black bruthas from both sides of the tracks who are forced to live with each other, Perfect Strangers-style. The Shaniqua on the left is dating one of the brothers and has a hilarious ethnic catchphrase that white soccer moms all over the country are latching onto and running into the ground on a daily basis.
 
What do you guys (at least the conspiratorially minded ones) think would have been the actual sequence of events to murder Epstein?

They'd have to make sure these guards slacked off, make sure nobody else is around, get the cameras deactivated, get into the prison and into Epstein's cell, kill him, get back out, without being seen by anyone who might testify.

I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

It seems like you need at least the warden/supervisor in on it, the guards at the very least have to be told to "take it easy". Whoever did the camera shit too. Plus the hitmans handler and the Hitman.

So, what, like 5 people?
 
What do you guys (at least the conspiratorially minded ones) think would have been the actual sequence of events to murder Epstein?

They'd have to make sure these guards slacked off, make sure nobody else is around, get the cameras deactivated, get into the prison and into Epstein's cell, kill him, get back out, without being seen by anyone who might testify.

I wouldn't call that impossible, but it takes some coordination. They had to have access to people who would let them in. If they bribed anyone, they needed to know they weren't going to tell anyone.

It seems like you need at least the warden/supervisor in on it, the guards at the very least have to be told to "take it easy". Whoever did the camera shit too. Plus the hitmans handler and the Hitman.

So, what, like 5 people?
Someone could've made sure the three most incompetent guards were on that evening. That at least cuts 3 out of the bribery scenario. One was asleep iirc, maybe dosed?
 
Someone could've made sure the three most incompetent guards were on that evening. That at least cuts 3 out of the bribery scenario. One was asleep iirc, maybe dosed?
Seems risky to depend on laziness. Drugging them I suppose makes a kind of sense, although now you add more people to the mess, as you have to drug these guys.
 
Seems risky to depend on laziness. Drugging them I suppose makes a kind of sense, although now you add more people to the mess, as you have to drug these guys.
I'm sure the people connected to Epstein knows how to drug people, usually of course they are 8, but I'm sure the same drugs works on adults
 
Prince Andrew 'stepping back' from royal duties

The Duke of York is stepping back from royal duties for the "foreseeable future" following the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

Prince Andrew said his association with the convicted sex offender had become a "major disruption" to the Royal Family's work.

 
but will he continue his patronage of the Woking Pizza Express
 
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