Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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nypost.com

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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Conspiracy Theories About Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide Harm Kids
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TL;DR:
Teaching your children to question everything is bad. We can't have that.

Also:
> President Donald Trump promoted a video

> pushed the video to his official Twitter feed

He retweeted something. lol calm down.
 
Smarty Pants said:
Vanity Fair:
Dershowitz strenuously denied ever participating in Epstein’s underage sex ring and said he’d only been in Epstein’s presence with his wife. “I got one massage!” he told me. “It was from a 50-year-old Russian woman named Olga. And I kept my shorts on. I didn’t even like it. I’m not a massage guy.”
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Strenuously is right. "haha i only ever got one massage and it was from an old lady! And I don't even like massages! I don't like women! Hell I'm asexual and also the idea of touching someone else literally makes me want to die! Please believe me I'm not a creepy weird rapist pedophile!!!!!!"

:story:
 
Smarty Pants said:
How convenient - he just got his Israeli citizenship last year.
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DeusDry said:
He's either actually killed by the Clintons or he's in Israel with the rest of the paedophiles, rapists, and child pornographers. That country is a safe haven for that kind. Truly is a state for and by.
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Colombian ex-president Pastrana also disavowed Epstein from Israel.

Seriously, I mostly joke about (((the Jews))) because it's funny, but the plot kinda thickens, now. If Cuba can be a narcostate, if North Korea is a very close society where human rights are often committed and nobody cares, if China is, well, China, if tax havens exist, why can't Israel being a safe-place for pedorings? Cuba also uses the old "the Yankees are after us, we have to protect our people!" to lock theier people inside. Israel can be pretty much doing the same.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
Colombian ex-president Pastrana also disavowed Epstein from Israel.

Seriously, I mostly joke about (((the Jews))) because it's funny, but the plot kinda thickens, now. If Cuba can be a narcostate, if North Korea is a very close society where human rights are often committed and nobody cares, if China is, well, China, if tax havens exist, why can't Israel being a safe-place for pedorings? Cuba also uses the old "the Yankees are after us, we have to protect our people!" to lock theier people inside. Israel can be pretty much doing the same.
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Wanna hear a neat story about Colombia and Israel?
Mint Press :
Child Sex Slavery Ring Run by Former Israeli Soldier Dismantled by Colombian Police
MEDELLÍN, COLOMBIA — A large child sex slavery ring overseen by Israelis was dismantled by Colombian police earlier this week, in a story that has shocked Colombia and much of Latin America but received minimal coverage from mainstream Western media outlets. The network had been active since 2011 and expressly “recruited” young, underage females in situations of economic hardship or domestic abuse to work as “sex slaves” catering to Israeli tourists visiting Colombia.

Colombian authorities first began to investigate the sex slavery network in June 2016 following the murder of Israeli citizen Shay Azran in the Colombian city of Medellín. Soon after, Azran’s murderer was found to be another Israeli, Assi Ben Mush, an ex-IDF soldier who was known for his past involvement in both drug and human trafficking in the early 2000s. However, Mush was never arrested for Azran’s murder.

As authorities delved deeper into Mush’s current activities while investigating the homicide, they determined that he was the owner of a hostel in Cartagena, Colombia and that he was also one of the coordinators of “tourism” packages sold exclusively to Israeli men visiting Colombia.
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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Strenuously is right. "haha i only ever got one massage and it was from an old lady! And I don't even like massages! I don't like women! Hell I'm asexual and also the idea of touching someone else literally makes me want to die! Please believe me I'm not a creepy weird rapist pedophile!!!!!!"

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All I could think when reading that was "the lady doth protest too much, methinks."
 
YouAreWrong said:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-death-ruled-suicide-by-new-york-city-medical-examiner

Things are getting more interesting by the day, is it a cover-up ? Did someone or something let him kill himself ? Is the prison completely incompetent ?
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“Dr. Baden was able to observe the autopsy, however, he did not participate in the autopsy,” the spokeswoman said, adding that for the sake of transparency, “it’s general practice to allow people in the room.”

Reached by phone, Baden said he is bound by a gag order from the medical examiner’s officer and Epstein’s attorneys and currently not allowed to speak about the autopsy.
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Thanks for putting the conspiracy theories to rest, guy.
New York Times:
The official results of an autopsy showed that the financier Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in his Manhattan jail cell, the city’s medical examiner’s office said on Friday, determining that the cause of death was suicide by hanging.

The determination came six days after Mr. Epstein, 66, was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, where he was awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges.

Guards on their morning rounds found Mr. Epstein at about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, prison officials said. He appeared to have tied a bedsheet to the top of a set of bunk beds, then knelt toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck, officials said.
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This sounds exactly like the jail suicide methods we were talking about in this here thread. Are these kikes plagiarizing us now?
 
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So, after almost a week since his death. "Medical Examiner" finally states that Epstein died from suicide by hanging......I don't buy it. How is it that it took almost a whole fucking week to rule that Epstein died by hanging!

According to the Ecobear, https://ecobear.co/resources/what-to-do-after-a-loved-one-dies/how-long-does-an-autopsy-report-take/, it takes and I quote "a report regarding the cause of death is likely to be available from the coroner within 24 to 48 hours." If that is truly the case and I have looked at the average wait time for time of death. 72 hours being the most common timeframe. Then that means that we should have had a cause of death by August 13, which was Tuesday.

I know that certain things take more time and all, and depending how the person died would explain how long the process is. But sorry, I am calling to question on who the medical examiner who was in charge with Epstein's body. How do we know that this was a genuine exam? Was the medical examiner "paid" by someone to close the investigation, or at least try to? How did Epstein hung himself? How did he commit suicide? In fact the most important question that we need to ask ourselves is, how was Epstein found in his jail cell? Was he hanging off of something? Or was he found dead on the ground? If he was found dead on the ground, then where is the suicide weapon that he hung himself with?

These are all questions that we need to ask the police, FBI and of course the news stations who are reporting on this.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
I honestly don't get why people think it's so impossible that he got murdered. He not only hanged around with celebrities: he was also well connected to very important people from different governments, not just random politicians, but presidents and royalty. We all know the rumors about the Royal Family gettign rid of Lady Di with an "accident". And, recently, we saw that journalist who got killed in Saudi Arabia. It was not as hard as people think it is.
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Literally who thinks its impossible he got murdered.
 
jellycar said:
Are they going to find Glycerine? She can't have gotten far unless she Sylvia Plath'ed herself
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Search back a few pages, she was already found. In California. At the In-N-Out burger (not the one near Radford). Wearing some huge clunky wrench pinky ring. Reading a history book on the deaths of CIA agents.

I think the writers of our simulation have long gotten lazy.
 
Fuck the raid Area 51 memes. We need a raid Epstein island to find them pedo videos!!!

Can we get a Facebook event for this???
 
Smarty Pants said:
Thanks for putting the conspiracy theories to rest, guy.
New York Times:

This sounds exactly like the jail suicide methods we were talking about in this here thread. Are these kikes plagiarizing us now?
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If this was just a suspension hanging, I doubt he would have broken his hyoid bone. Now if he "jumped" off the top bunk in some sort of rolling manner so that the sheet jerked his neck? Maybe. But why would he do that?

I don't think you could get high enough up a double bunk bed to do a short-drop. He would've tied the sheet around his neck and just bent his knees to apply pressure to the carotid/jugular to knock him out.
 
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