Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[PonelessBizza]

According to National Study of Jail Suicide (Table 43) 93% of suicides are done by hanging. Guess I was wrong. I still have no idea how you could make it work.

EDIT: Apparently it works out as more of a self-strangulation than a hanging.

And those suicides happen in whatever cell those people are in at the time?

 

[repentance]

You're right. Assuming a prison/jail cell commonly looks like the one on the pic it's hard, if not impossible, to find somewhere you could be hanging from

Your mistake is thinking he needed to suspend himself from something high. All he needed was an anchor point - like the bunk or the bars on the window - to which he could attach a ligature and then lean forward against it until he lost consciousness.

 

[PonelessBizza]

Your mistake is thinking he needed to suspend himself from something high. All he needed was an anchor point - like the bunk or the bars on the window - to which he could attach a ligature and then lean forward against it until he lost consciousness.

But even then, could it have been enough for him to die from it or would he have died from the injuries after?

 

[Shady Attorney]

I don’t believe for a second that this lanky ass motherfucker who had lived his life with a silver spoon had any know-how in creating a perfect noose out of bedsheets to then hoist himself at the right angle to keep his weight once unconscious to keep him deprived of oxygen

 

[repentance]

But even then, could it have been enough for him to die from it or would he have died from the injuries after?

The reports I've seen say he was found "unresponsive". That, and the fact they transported him to hospital, suggests they at least attempted resuscitation (there was also no ligature visible in the photo of him at the hospital, which would be odd if no attempt at revival was made). But kneeling "hanging" is a very effective means of suicide. Once you lose consciousness your body weight will ensure that you asphyxiate.

 

[PonelessBizza]

The reports I've seen say he was found "unresponsive". That, and the fact they transported him to hospital, suggests they at least attempted resuscitation (there was also no ligature visible in the photo of him at the hospital, which would be odd if no attempt at revival was made). But kneeling "hanging" is a very effective means of suicide. Once you lose consciousness your body weight will ensure that you asphyxiate.

Assuming he actually did kill himself, then what about whatever dirt he may've had on those famous people?

 

[repentance]

Assuming he actually did kill himself, then what about whatever dirt he may've had on those famous people?

There's not really any reason to believe anything major will see the light of day.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t believe for a second that this lanky ass motherfucker who had lived his life with a silver spoon had any know-how in creating a perfect noose out of bedsheets to then hoist himself at the right angle to keep his weight once unconscious to keep him deprived of oxygen

All he had to do was Google it at some point in his life. The concept is simple and actually doing it is super easy. Even literal 9 year olds have committed suicide by hanging.

 

[wet_mop]

All he had to do was Google it at some point in his life. The concept is simple and actually doing it is super easy. Even literal 9 year olds have committed suicide by hanging.

prove it

 

[Lemmingwise]

The reports I've seen say he was found "unresponsive". That, and the fact they transported him to hospital, suggests they at least attempted resuscitation (there was also no ligature visible in the photo of him at the hospital, which would be odd if no attempt at revival was made). But kneeling "hanging" is a very effective means of suicide. Once you lose consciousness your body weight will ensure that you asphyxiate.

Not that they're the paragon of journalism, but the daily mail claims and has pictures of him supposedly being moved out of prison in a bag.

edit: I read wrong.

Jeffrey Epstein told guards someone tried to KILL HIM before his death

Jeffrey Epstein told prison guards and fellow inmates that he believed someone had tried to kill him weeks before his death, a source has revealed to DailyMail.com

www.dailymail.co.uk

Alsothank you daily mail, for the relevant ad.

 

[wet_mop]

Not that they're the paragon of journalism, but the daily mail claims and has pictures of him supposedly being moved out of prison in a bag.

Jeffrey Epstein told guards someone tried to KILL HIM before his death

Jeffrey Epstein told prison guards and fellow inmates that he believed someone had tried to kill him weeks before his death, a source has revealed to DailyMail.com

www.dailymail.co.uk

Alsothank you daily mail, for the relevant ad.

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where are the images?

 

[repentance]

Not that they're the paragon of journalism, but the daily mail claims and has pictures of him supposedly being moved out of prison in a bag.

Jeffrey Epstein told guards someone tried to KILL HIM before his death

Jeffrey Epstein told prison guards and fellow inmates that he believed someone had tried to kill him weeks before his death, a source has revealed to DailyMail.com

www.dailymail.co.uk

That photo is allegedly of his body being transferred into a black SUV for removal from the hospital.

The confusion seems to have arisen because his body was eventually removed in a white van.

 

[wet_mop]

the facts don't lie. the whole of it stinks. all of this aims for something deeper than the facts lead to

 

[Lemmingwise]

where are the images?

Ads rotate. I get different ads now, too, but I just had to capture what looked like a dating sim ad to play a skeevy talent manager at Epstein's news article

That photo is allegedly of his body being transferred into a black SUV for removal from the hospital.

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The confusion seems to have arisen because his body was eventually removed in a white van.

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Yes, you're right I misread.

 

[Smarty Pants]

How long does it usually take for the autopsy results to be in?

 

[wet_mop]

Ads rotate. I get different ads now, too, but I just had to capture what looked like a dating sim ad to play a skeevy talent manager at Epstein's news article



Yes, you're right I misread.

perhaps the body is a smokescreen

 

[repentance]

How long does it usually take for the autopsy results to be in?

The full results usually take weeks because the full toxicology results take quite a while. There's no way they're not going to test for less common poisons in this case.

It's still possible that the manner of death will remain uncertain even once the cause of death is known.

 

[John Titor]

According to National Study of Jail Suicide (Table 43) 93% of suicides are done by hanging. Guess I was wrong. I still have no idea how you could make it work.

EDIT: Apparently it works out as more of a self-strangulation than a hanging.

I don’t believe for a second that this lanky ass motherfucker who had lived his life with a silver spoon had any know-how in creating a perfect noose out of bedsheets to then hoist himself at the right angle to keep his weight once unconscious to keep him deprived of oxygen

I can finally make this reference:

S02E43. Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me - Vídeo Dailymotion

Ver S02E43. Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me - Kevin Chavarria en Dailymotion

www.dailymotion.com

Starts at 13:30

 

[murgatroid]

 

[SmallTalk201]

I patently refuse to believe this. There is nothing stopping people from going Judge Dredd on someone’s ass.

You’re telling me this in the face of a never ending cavalcade of mass shooters and self radicalizing jihadis?
How is that they’re able to do whatever the fuck it is they want and no one with any sense of right or wrong can’t?

might makes right and as told this been going on for a while.

oh if you want something disturbing to think about.

When I was a kid I came across a police detectives manual. It had a chapter on pedophilia.

the reason for this is because the perp identifies with the child or as not as threatening as adults. So you either got a very immature person or misfit looking for a non judgmental partner.

Now the immature part. A lot of these pukes grow up rich. They don't have the hard knocks like the rest of us. So they are immature and so doesn't surprise me they become attracted to children.
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then there is our current society which allows folks on average to grow up with challenge and thus a lot of man children. Like wanna have like.

also in the realms of power everyone is threatening. Having power over something which won't judge them is appealing.The


also those who seek power I believe are still immature. To seek power requires fantasy which most folks grow out of