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'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Even if you hold down every liberal and record their screams and force them to admit that it was a hoax, they'll just go to the old fallback of "but this actually does happen every day and I'm glad he started a dialogue." Others have already pointed this out and it's 100% what they'll do because it's what they always do when someone actually decides to cover the 3 week follow up to a hate crime where it was all a hoax.

They don't seem to get that the "dialogue" concludes "oh well I guess next time shit like this happens ignore it because it is always fake and ignore this stupid woke fuck who believed it last time."
 
The great irony..... faking hate crimes to increase public intolerance for hate crime will only lead to ignoring and even tolerating actual hate crime as a likely hoax at best and background noise at worst..... lying doesn't lead to great outcomes, ever, no matter how "noble" the motive for that lie..... yet this grade-school level morality play is routinely being failed by grown adults who should know better?

I want off this ride.
 
No Jussie press conference today thanks to Aurora shooting:

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source
 
Watching some Quebecoise streaming about the Nigeria guys and I heard their SoundCloud rap and dang they sound gay af.
 
Why? Seriously there's no reason to pay the licence fee.

This attitude makes me proud of my English brothers.

The great irony..... faking hate crimes to increase public intolerance for hate crime will only lead to ignoring and even tolerating actual hate crime as a likely hoax at best and background noise at worst..... lying doesn't lead to great outcomes, ever, no matter how "noble" the motive for that lie..... yet this grade-school level morality play is routinely being failed by grown adults who should know better?

I want off this ride.

Greatest irony: in discussing whether this hate crime happened, we have skipped right over the question of whether the concept of "hate crime" is legitimate. (It isn't.)
 
On thread topic though, it seems as if Jussie has lawyered up, though the source is Rafer Weigel...
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According Monico’s bio he “is recognized as one of the premier criminal defense attorneys in the country, representing
individuals and corporations in high profile federal criminal and regulatory
cases"

Federal is key here. Looks like the feds may want to chat with Jussie about those anthrax letters...
 
According Monico’s bio he “is recognized as one of the premier criminal defense attorneys in the country, representing
individuals and corporations in high profile federal criminal and regulatory
cases"

Federal is key here. Looks like the feds may want to chat with Jussie about those anthrax letters...

Eh. It could just be the chucklefuck 20th Century Fox assigned to get him a lawyer just Googled "ILLINOIS LAWYER GOOD", read the first page of results, saw "high-profile federal cases" and figured that meant he was the best.
 
Eh. It could just be the chucklefuck 20th Century Fox assigned to get him a lawyer just Googled "ILLINOIS LAWYER GOOD", read the first page of results, saw "high-profile federal cases" and figured that meant he was the best.

Jussie was probably feeling pretty safe with his two friends in Nigeria and the police combing Chicago for two white dudes. Now that his friends are in custody, he's gotta be sweating bullets knowing either one of them can cut a deal with police that'll send him to prison for a very long time.
 
Jussie was probably feeling pretty safe with his two friends in Nigeria and the police combing Chicago for two white dudes. Now that his friends are in custody, he's gotta be sweating bullets knowing either one of them can cut a deal with police that'll send him to prison for a very long time.
New evidence as a result of interrogations and the brothers have been released without charges, so it looks like they have spilled the beans. Start your dindu's everybody
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Edit: just beaten by the yellow yam
 
New evidence as a result of interrogations and the brothers have been released without charges, so it looks like they have spilled the beans. Start your dindu's everybody

Unless this is some bizarrely elaborate setup the only way this happens is if the police believe they weren't actually involved in the "attack" in any way. No way people that just came back from a trip to Nigeria walk free if there's any possibility of them being involved.

My guess is that Jussie never cut them in on the plan. He had to have called them out to the scene in order to get them on camera as "attackers" maybe had them put a clothesline in an alley he could retrieve, then pointed them out as the MAGA fiends. Worst case scenario for Jussie, "whoops I guess these guys I knew had a grudge."

At the same time, I can't imagine the police believing these two unless they had some kind of hard evidence.
 
If this means that all pending charges are about to be dropped via some exceptional deal between the blue-as-hell Chicago government and Smollett's Hollywood handlers I think I'll just wind up making this face:

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Must be something very, very curious about the bottle of bleach...
Well, it is bleach, one of the most widely used chemicals in the world for house cleaning, so there must be something. I swear, if this idiot faked it and brought the bleach bottle back to his house, he will in the running for biggest celebrity dumbass of 2019. He will be the yardstick by which we can measure idiocy of celebrities this year.
 
Well, it is bleach, one of the most widely used chemicals in the world for house cleaning, so there must be something. I swear, if this idiot faked it and brought the bleach bottle back to his house, he will in the running for biggest celebrity dumbass of 2019. He will be the yardstick by which we can measure idiocy of celebrities this year.

He was trying to bleach the Nigerians into MAGA country dudes.
 
Well, it is bleach, one of the most widely used chemicals in the world for house cleaning, so there must be something. I swear, if this idiot faked it and brought the bleach bottle back to his house, he will in the running for biggest celebrity dumbass of 2019. He will be the yardstick by which we can measure idiocy of celebrities this year.
They’re looking for Super Nigerian Bros finger prints.
 
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