Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

“Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382

 

[Judge Holden]

Who the hell goes to a Subway at 2am in -30 degree weather?

Apparently roving gangs of MAGA death squads fully decked out with bleach and nooses

 

[Pargon]

Wonder if 20th Century Fox will pony up for Thrussie's legal defense in the upcoming People of Illinois v. Ridiculous Faggot over the waste of public resources if this turns out to be bogus.

What am I thinking? He'll just start a GoFundMe.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Apparently roving gangs of MAGA death squads fully decked out with bleach and nooses

I'm imagining the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange where they're all sitting in the milk bar getting ready for a bit of the ole ultra violence. except they all have MAGA hats and nooses and bleach instead of canes. If I had any skill with Photoshop I'd make that picture.

 

[Ruin]

Wonder if 20th Century Fox will pony up for Thrussie's legal defense in the upcoming People of Illinois v. Ridiculous Faggot over the waste of public resources if this turns out to be bogus.

What am I thinking? He'll just start a GoFundMe.

It's absolutely fake but nothing will happen because the people who were blood libeled are white men and no one cares about them plus it "started a conversation" so it was all worth it right?

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm like 95% sure this is a drug deal gone bad. Who the hell goes to a Subway at 2am in -30 degree weather?

Grinder set-up is a major possibility too.

No way this was random though.

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Could be that he was hooking up and illegal substances also involved.

 

[pozilei]

Such an angry black man, totally not fishing for likes with this one...

I looked him up too and this is only one of many REEE Drumpf posts

I'm not saying it can't happen that some drunk assholes see some celeb and one of them goes "I think that's the fag from some show my gf watches" and they go after him for shits and giggles. But I had the same feeling many Kiwis had: the whole story is just too...odd. Who carries around "chemicals" and a bit of rope apparently to specifically target (gay) blacks to then not do any damage at all?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I'm imagining the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange where they're all sitting in the tard cum bar getting ready for a bit of the ole ultra violence. except they all have MAGA hats and nooses and bleach instead of canes. If I had any skill with Photoshop I'd make that picture.

I picked a bad day to uninstall GIMP and start using Paint.Net.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Oh god guys, I just got attacked by a gang of hillary supporters. They jumped me, poured some unknown chemical all over me, and chanted "It's her turn! It's her turn!" while injuring all my internal organs and bones, while expertly leaving my skin undamaged.

I expect to be contacted by reporters to get the scoop on this story any minute now.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I picked a bad day to uninstall GIMP and start using Paint.Net.View attachment 653055

Quick someone get this sketch to the media. These criminals must be brought to justice!

 

[Ruin]

I picked a bad day to uninstall GIMP and start using Paint.Net.View attachment 653055

Pretty good but they all need blond hair and blue eyes to really sell it.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Oh god guys, I just got attacked by a gang of hillary supporters. They jumped me, poured some unknown chemical all over me, and chanted "It's her turn! It's her turn!" while injuring all my internal organs and bones, while expertly leaving my skin undamaged.

I expect to be contacted by reporters to get the scoop on this story any minute now.

Well you gotta be careful when walking around rural Appalachia at 5am during a thunderstorm, it’s when all the Hillbros are stalking Trump supporters.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Well you gotta be careful when walking around rural Appalachia at 5am during a thunderstorm, it’s when all the Hillbros are stalking Trump supporters.

Are you suggesting I was asking for it?!? You're probably a victim blaming Hillary Supporter!

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

The cops are reporting that they've viewed hundreds of hours of security cam footage(that particular section of the city is bristling with cameras), and they've tracked 'man with gay name's' movements with few gaps, and they've seen nothing at all that would appear "menacing"- no perps, no suspicious vehicles, no signs of any scuffle, nothing. And it was 2 AM, and colder than frozen fuck, so it was probably a ghost town.

The cops sound like they're hinting that he's pretty much full of shit.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Are you suggesting I was asking for it?‽ You're probably a victim blaming Hillary Supporter!

Of course you were asking for it. Short skirt, face painted up like a Jezebel. More like begging for it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'm like 95% sure this is a drug deal gone bad. Who the hell goes to a Subway at 2am in -30 degree weather?

Who the hell brings Bleach and a Fresh out of the package Clothesline to Subway at 2am in -30 weather? We're supposed to believe that this dude was accosted by a pair of Arctic Dwelling Late Night Laundering Klansmen out to freshen their bedsheets?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Of course you were asking for it. Short skirt, face painted up like a Jezebel. More like begging for it.

How do you know exactly what I was wearing and how much makeup I had on...

It was you wasn't it! You and the rest of your Hilldawg gang!

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'm imagining the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange where they're all sitting in the tard cum bar getting ready for a bit of the ole ultra violence. except they all have MAGA hats and nooses and bleach instead of canes. If I had any skill with Photoshop I'd make that picture.

I picked a bad day to uninstall GIMP and start using Paint.Net.View attachment 653055

Autodesk Sketchbook and my fingertips never fail:

 

[Superman93]

No you didn't you lying punk.

So did the DNC directly contact him and ask him to put together this outrageous fabrication to distract from the covington thing, or did he come up with this genious plan on his own?

Also, from the trailers for Empire, it looks like a fucking awful show, with awful main characters. And yeah... no way in hell "MAGA terrorists" are targeting some second rate actor on a third rate show that, as far as I know, isn't even about politics, it's about some black gangster record producers.

Pretty sure he was trolling lol

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

- 2 men, white and wearing ski masks - put a rope around his neck - poured bleach on him - "This is MAGA country." In Chicago at 2 a.m. Really?

Apparently roving gangs of MAGA death squads fully decked out with bleach and nooses

Smirks too. You can always tell them by their smirks. Just check your hippocampus.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Pretty sure he was trolling lol

Indeed.

The first part was me making fun of his crappy trolling, then the rest was for the thread topic. Only the accusation of him being a lying punk was in response to his trolling.

Also, I was only pretending to be retarded.