Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

“Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382

 

[LordofTendons]

Here's another golden nugget of a segment from ET Canada. Not only are the hosts potatoes, but the guy looks homeless.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[PoisonedBun]

Can someone tell me if I parsed this correctly? The writer is a lesbian woman who married a woman who believes herself to be a man? Isn't that a bit contradictory?

In my experience ‘queer’ is used as a catch-all term for ‘not cishet’ in any capacity, which is understandably confusing.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

If your partner identifies as a man, calling yourself a lesbian seems like a bit of a dick move.

 

[LordofTendons]

If your partner identifies as a man, calling yourself a lesbian seems like a bit of a dick move.

How are there any dicks involved in that scenario??

 

[Commander X]

 

[SourDiesel]

Queer is the preferred term nowadays exactly because it's so vague. It means anything from "gay" to "heterosexual mother of two who cut her hair short and wears pants sometimes". Having such a vague term is useful if you're say, an "aromantic demigirl" (aka a long-haired hetero dude with commitment issues), and you want to be able to score a few sweet sweet oppression points so you can screech at anyone who questions you. You're queer! No one's questions your identity!!

 

[Maxliam]

Queer is the preferred term nowadays exactly because it's so vague. It means anything from "gay" to "heterosexual mother of two who cut her hair short and wears pants sometimes". Having such a vague term is useful if you're say, an "aromantic demigirl" (aka a long-haired hetero dude with commitment issues), and you want to be able to score a few sweet sweet oppression points so you can screech at anyone who questions you. You're queer! No one's questions your identity!!

All I think of with queer is just sexual deviant and degenerate. Unless you're a hot lesbian like Tony Soprano pointed out, you deserve to get taken care of. And I'm a man who enjoys a lot of hot lesbo porn.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I could see someone taking Dutch's death from the first game and photoshopping a rope and a bottle of chlorox in his hands when he says "I have a plan John....".

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j2RsE5k7zL0

Charles Barkley should get a pyramid and the pyramid should be bigger than Shaq's.

 

[Maxliam]

Charles Barkley should get a pyramid and the pyramid should be bigger than Shaq's.

I don't like basketball but he's fucking savage when it comes to shit talking.

 

[Hummingbird]

I think what also bugged me was how Jussie's little friends decided that they could throw stones at people for being right-wing and such and what victims they are (when the case first started).

 

[Count groudon]

Among the worst images resulting from this imbroglio comes this horrowshow that wasn't photoshopped.

You can almost see how good they feel about themselves, it's so embarrassing, even more so considering the recent "revelations" i.e. stuff that was obvious to anyone who didn't have blinders on. Thank goodness we knew where the cast and crew of one of the most dogshit shows on tv stood on this issue!

For every person in this photo, there’s probably 10 people in the area that believes the earth is flat.

There are more people who believe that something that has been a well known fact is a myth than there are people who give a shit about what happens to this fine young negrosexual.

Must really suck bro.

 

[Rei is shit]

And he is claiming the 3500 was a "training fee" as many here predicted
https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/23/jussie-smollett-3500-dollars-money-attack-training/

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And he is claiming the 3500 was a "training fee" as many here predicted
https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/23/jussie-smollett-3500-dollars-money-attack-training/

How can TMZ always claim such "certainties"?! That's BS, for that price you can literally get abs like Justin Jedlica did.

Also, the Daily Show finally puts out something funny.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Among the worst images resulting from this imbroglio comes this horrowshow that wasn't photoshopped.

You can almost see how good they feel about themselves, it's so embarrassing, even more so considering the recent "revelations" i.e. stuff that was obvious to anyone who didn't have blinders on. Thank goodness we knew where the cast and crew of one of the most dogshit shows on tv stood on this issue!

This has to be the whitest photo ever! I’m supprised that the exposure is working correctly! Looks like we got a couple of betas, troons, antifacucks, furries, neckbeards, and white weirdos.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

And he is claiming the 3500 was a "training fee" as many here predicted
https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/23/jussie-smollett-3500-dollars-money-attack-training/

It was painfully obvious that was the plan with the way they awkwardly shoe horned in the fact Nigerian #1 was preparing him for a upcoming music video in that “I dindu nuffin” statement from his attorneys.

Jussie’s new “crisis PR team” is feeding shit to the gossip sites to earn their pricey retainer. The old “sow seeds of doubt to the narrative.” strategy which is only a effective when there isn’t a mountain of evidence, witnesses or you’re OJ Simpson.

 

[damian]

How can TMZ always claim such "certainties"‽ That's BS, for that price you can literally get abs like Justin Jedlica did.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tEpZzvSzYfIAlso, the Daily Show finally puts out something funny.

Something, something broken clock...

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Shocking footage released of Jussies horrifying attack

 

[damian]

Among the worst images resulting from this imbroglio comes this horrowshow that wasn't photoshopped.

You can almost see how good they feel about themselves, it's so embarrassing, even more so considering the recent "revelations" i.e. stuff that was obvious to anyone who didn't have blinders on. Thank goodness we knew where the cast and crew of one of the most dogshit shows on tv stood on this issue!

(Article: https://www.breitbart.com/entertain...ast-feel-betrayed-want-jussie-smollett-fired/)

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