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'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

“Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
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jesse takes the stand
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Not only is this nigga a liar and an attention whore .. but he also can't even get the dude who he jacked off to get in on his fake hatecrime scam.

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TowinKarz said:
And it was only because he's an utter dope with terminal Dunning-Kruger effect that he couldn't see where that would get him....

He had a plan. It was already pretty hazy and ill thought out:

1. Fake Hate Crime
2. Call Police
3.Police Fail to Take it Seriously and/or Catch the Made-Up Perpetrators
4. I cry "racism"!
5. Public comes to my defense, I get all kinds of screen time and perks.
6. Profit!

The plan went badly, at stage 3, when the police took it seriously and caught the perpetrators in rather quick order. Jussie's perps. This wasn't how it was supposed to go! Well, rather than abandon the plan, even when told "we'll get you out of this mess", an option he never planned for but was handed to him on a golden platter? He stubbornly and stupidly thought "No, that wasn't the plan! I won't get my roles and profit! I'm going to do it the way I said and it'll work fine! On to stage 4, 5, and most importantly, 6!"

What a yutz.
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Don't forget he's got well documented ties to Kamala Harris while she happened to be shilling an anti-lynching bill in congress.
 
AnOminous said:
That was even dumber and I'm not sure they were purposely pissing off the judge because unlike the defense, if the prosecution's misconduct causes a mistrial, it can be with prejudice.
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Some NFL players still don't know games can end in a tie, it's hardly a stretch for me to believe some soy guzzling political hack of a lawyer installed as a DA for nothing but cronyism doesn't know that if he causes a trial to devolve into a circus in the hopes the resultant mistrial will allow a do-over, the Judge may make it mistrial with prejudice and leave him with a big ol red "L" in the loss column.
 
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He seriously couldn't have found a pair of burly white guys to make it just slightly more believable? There must be a few in Chicago still.
 
"This dude creeped me out so I hired him and his brother to be trainers and nutritionists."

The fuck? Why not just hire the one who you're fucking? Who believes this shit?
 
Iceland Heavy said:
He seriously couldn't have found a pair of burly white guys to make it just slightly more believable? There must be a few in Chicago still.
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He probably could have found a couple Buck Breakers cheap and gotten some rough trade out of it, too. And maybe they wouldn't have even pulled a Nigerian Prince scam on him.
 
AnOminous said:
He probably could have found a couple Buck Breakers cheap and gotten some rough trade out of it, too. And maybe they wouldn't have even pulled a Nigerian Prince scam on him.
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I can't speak for Chicago, but in almost every big city I've been in I get hit up for buck breaking services. Something about blonde hair, blue eyes and a massive dong just triggers some kind of instinctual need for Plantation Play in the North American Pavement Ape. There must be a massive market in Chicago he could have tapped for this.
 
ShortBusDriver said:
Don't forget he's got well documented ties to Kamala Harris while she happened to be shilling an anti-lynching bill in congress.
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Regardless of what you might think of the traitorous man now, imagine if Kyle Rittenhouse had ties to Mike Pence.
 
JohnDoe said:
I can't speak for Chicago, but in almost every big city I've been in I get hit up for buck breaking services. Something about blonde hair, blue eyes and a massive dong just triggers some kind of instinctual need for Plantation Play in the North American Pavement Ape. There must be a massive market in Chicago he could have tapped for this.
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The combination of Aryan looks and massive faggotry demands the world's biggest Islamic Content sticker. But I believe this will suffice:
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Terrifik said:
jesse takes the stand
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This just keeps getting better and better! By the time this is over, we'll have the black response to tiger king!
JohnDoe said:
I can't speak for Chicago, but in almost every big city I've been in I get hit up for buck breaking services. Something about blonde hair, blue eyes and a massive dong just triggers some kind of instinctual need for Plantation Play in the North American Pavement Ape. There must be a massive market in Chicago he could have tapped for this.
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That's not just black guys. If you're not just internet bullshiting, you're pretty much every gay guys type.
 
Honest Coyote said:
That's not just black guys. If you're not just internet bullshiting, you're pretty much every gay guys type.
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I wouldn't say I'm every gay guys type. I don't like fem shit or drag queens, I don't wear any kind of insignia supporting trans/commie/demshit and also I'm an outspoken right wing shit poster IRL. Some fags just want a limp-wristed trans'man' activist to peg them with a strapon horse cock, and for them an Ayran ubermensch like me is like yesterday's papers.

Then again, it seems to turn some guys on even more when they find out I consider them disgusting and in need of a beating, so go figure.
 
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