Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 446 9.9%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,705 38.0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,033 45.3%
  • Total voters
    4,488
Aidan said:
So basically he isn't a developer at all and never has been.
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But how is that possible? Mald has been a programmer (and sometimes even a hacker) for at least 20 years. He has also been making games for either 6 or 20 years, depending on the day of the week you ask him about it :stress::

 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
But how is that possible? Mald has been a programmer (and sometimes even a hacker) for at least 20 years. He has also been making games for either 6 or 20 years, depending on the day of the week you ask him about it :stress::
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"'What language do you program in?' Many."
What he means to say is "GML and YAML."
 
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Aidan said:
It's shit like this that makes me wonder why Theo and ThePrimeagen put up with him and if they will continue since Mald's "brand" is toxic now and no longer good for networking.
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I just found another thread on ThePrimeagen subreddit, a lot of people there are shitting on PirateSoftware, and saying Prime is doing it right by keeping quiet and not getting himself involved publicly outside of him making one very neutral statement about the situation (linked comment in this post is the one I linked ITT earlier).

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Reverend said:
Someone did a video of all the time he claimed he was a developer at blizzard after him saying time and time again "I never said I was a developer at blizzard"

If you are going to lie, keep the lies consistent. He's so terrible at his stories and lies that they unravel easily enough because he wants his dopamine hits on stream and his humblebragging never ends.
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Lying effectively is one part keeping your story straight and four parts improv and charisma. It's quite hard to lie properly unless you're also one for bullshit. Mald cannot do any of that because he has the charisma and planning skills of a bowl of cold porridge. He has no verbal dexterity, no wit. The fact that he still gets away with it to his audience is more of an indictment of his viewers than anything else.
 
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I'm morbidly curious where this "store all game state in a giant array" idea came from because it's not something a inexperienced programmer would come up with (they would probably just have a fuckload of global variables which is 100x better), but it's also definitely not something an experienced programmer would come up with. So who came up with it? We have a paradox on our hands.
 
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Make Anime Illegal said:
I'm morbidly curious where this "store all game state in a giant array" idea came from because it's not something a inexperienced programmer would come up with (they would probably just have a fuckload of global variables which is 100x better), but it's also definitely not something an experienced programmer would come up with. So who came up with it? We have a paradox on our hands.
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Toby Fox did it and everything Mald does is just badly copying him, so.
 
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While other creators like Ludwig, Theo, Prime, etc. have been quiet about Mald it's obvious how they feel given Open Sauce was happening the past couple days and Mald was at home glassing his steam discussion pages and banning thousands of twitch chatters rather than hanging out with his 'friends'. He was there last year and made a pretty big deal about it, posting pictures with them and all.
 
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Facom said:
Looks like someone is in the process of making a Wiki page for Mald
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Draft:Pirate_Software
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So he gets his wiki on his game nuked for being irrelevant and gets a new wiki on him made thats designed to shit on him? TOP keke.

I wan't to state again, the pure open public nature of his lolcow crashout is why I'm going to vote for him for julays. It would take some UNREAL shit to happen for me to vote otherwise, Even if KF ceased to exist he would still be a lolcow.'

Also him getting a "JULAYS" award on his new wiki would be amazing
 
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Madison Grant said:
I just found another thread on ThePrimeagen subreddit, a lot of people there are shitting on PirateSoftware, and saying Prime is doing it right by keeping quiet and not getting himself involved publicly outside of one very neutral comment (linked comment in this post is the one I linked ITT earlier).


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Baldavius Dicktree said:
Mald was at home glassing his steam discussion pages
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Speaking of, I checked how it's doing today. I don't know if Mald is worn down or if he just got the hint of how bad it looks because of multiple people on the discussions talking about it, but today's purge is a lot weaker. Some negative comments and even threads stayed up and unlocked, less of it was deleted overall. I did notice that he definitely showed up to purge stuff more than once today, though. One was earlier in the morning I think, and it was the usual kind that wiped out most of the posts.

Here's a bit of the stuff from today.
Starting with the "Huh?" thread from yesterday since it got locked and got a response from him. He left up the reply saying that he's blocking discussion of the game, for whatever reason.
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The "Hello" thread is gone now. A fan seems to have been pushed away here.
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This one had a few deleted posts right after I grabbed it but the thread stayed unlocked. I think this is the thread that clued him in to slow down and be a bit more selective with the moderation, but I doubt that will last very long.
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Some random giving Mald a wall of text
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I also only just now noticed just how many ratings the reviews sorted by 'most helpful' have. The one at the top actually has over 9000.
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For comparison, the top-rated helpful review on Elden Ring Nightreign has a 1,004 rating. Spite sure drives people, huh?
 
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Poteto said:
His dad seems like a really nice good guy, maybe there's something fucked up about him, I don't know, but I think his dad may have unwittingly reinforced or increase to the odds of his son becoming a narcissist by naming him after a God that a lot of people regard as really cool and is currently being portrayed as such in popular media. Most people are familiar with the name from the marvel superhero, not the real cultural mythology and religion that that came from, so it's really no different from naming your son Spider-Man or Batman or punisher. This is probably a stretch and he would have turned out exactly the same without that. I thought it was some gay nickname he gave himself and I only found out like a minute ago that it's his actual middle name.

Regardless, never name your son or daughter anything that you think sounds cool or badass or whatever. Best case scenario, they will just be teased growing up for having a gay lame name, worst case scenario, it will feed their ego in the worst way and you get something like what we see here. I don't see a reasonable normal outcome happening 9 times out of 10. Naming your kid a normal boring name doesn't mean they'll grow up to be boring, it means they won't develop some sort of complex around something you had control over.
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Thor is an extremely common mans name in Norway. People don't get complexes over it. Just like people don't get complexes over being named after Jason, the mythical hero and leader of the Argonauts. Spaniards don't get delusions of grandeur due to being named Jesus. Unless your parents make up a completely new name for you, you're probably named after someone else, likely a god or hero. There's nothing wrong with his name. What's wrong with him is that he's a knobhead.
 
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