🐮 Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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Anal birth said:
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He'll absolutely be back once Grandma dies. Jane will get her cut of the inheritance and confiscate Jason's and David will ride off into the sunset. It's a shame in a way because there's no way that any of the money that Jane gets/takes will ever end up with Jason, she'll probably spend it all on alcohol and moustache combs for Harvey. He could've done with a couple years on 10k a day so he can put some money aside.

Also, has anyone been following what's going on with Emma? Seems like she's back on smack again and her boyfriend stole what little money she has.
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I think david leaving jason alone is :optimistic: , but jason will absolutely come back, but I don't think he'll do so as a wannabe bodybuilder. Emma is definitely back on the crystal, she'll end up in the everglades very soon (btw the pisstroopers are absolute creeps with emma, deserve what get).

mr.moon1488 said:
lol shit. First I've heard of this guy, but he sounds like he has Broca's Aphasia, which is usually caused by having a stroke but can be caused by being a massive cunt and having someone hit you on the side of the head really hard.
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The OP for this thread is complete shit, it comes accross as angry and is very outdated.
 
mr.moon1488 said:
lol shit. First I've heard of this guy, but he sounds like he has Broca's Aphasia, which is usually caused by having a stroke but can be caused by being a massive cunt and having someone hit you on the side of the head really hard.
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He's one percent, bro. Barely noticeable.

Just go watch Delray Misfits episode one. Jason repeats himself constantly so you don't need to necessarily worry about the early, pre-DRM videos (although the My Storie series is classic). The best way to describe this whole thing is as a real life version of Its always sunny in Philadelphia, but they mainly hang out at a gym in Florida.

Alternatively you can read this, but don't skip over the DRM videos, they're some of the best content on youtube.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Emma is on smack, Rob is back filming Lenny cause he needs money for coke, Lenny is a cookie cutter now, Bard is just a regular dude delivering mail and occasionally teasing us about shit, Big Jay is secretly still on instagram causing shit with people through the cuban, and McCuck is posting gay wrestling shit. Janoy will be back online soon and Prince Andrew has been laid to rest. RIP
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Hue hue hue hue it high profilin strofilin natcha boy ric flirening!!!! IT GOOFY HYUCK HYUCK!!!! Episode VI: Return of the piss baby!!!!!

I didn't realise big blob is back with Lenny, the way he was talking about Lenny you'd think he wanted nothing to do with him.

I do wonder, if the lord came back, would Andrew and Bard be prepared to film him? Maybe just the three of them working out at Bard Estates
 
Anal birth said:
I didn't realise big blob is back with Lenny, the way he was talking about Lenny you'd think he wanted nothing to do with him.

I do wonder, if the lord came back, would Andrew and Bard be prepared to film him? Maybe just the three of them working out at Bard Estates
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Big blob can't stay away. He moved down into the piss to try and have his rap career take off. Get what deserves


Prince Andrew said he wants nothing more to do with the piss. I bet Bard might get in some of Jason's videos once he comes back. Jason will try and be a body builder again. 1% barely noticeable part of him will hate all the haters and trolls calling him fat all the time and he will prove them wrong by going on stage with 30% body fat like 2017.
 
Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
I think david leaving jason alone is :optimistic: , but jason will absolutely come back, but I don't think he'll do so as a wannabe bodybuilder. Emma is definitely back on the crystal, she'll end up in the everglades very soon (btw the pisstroopers are absolute creeps with emma, deserve what get).
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I guess it would require the pisstroopers to leave him alone, which they won't. Either that or he inherits enough that he doesn't have to worry about his shitty business. It's been mentioned ad infinitum but fat Jason is the best Jason so I don't particularly want him to do bodybuilding/powerlifting/whatever he's convinced himself he's doing. The food critic and museum eras were very very funny and, while there was less content, classic Janoy, and I want to see that restart.

I may be wrong re: Emma but I believe she doesn't live in Florida anymore. I believe she went back home to Detroit(? not 100% on where home is for Emma). Maybe it's because I'm not really immersed in the Piss anymore or if something has changed (Andrew's current attitude to the whole universe makes me think the latter) but I don't find anything the pisstroopers entertaining anymore. I guess they were all united around messing with/protecting Jason so they don't have any common.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Big blob can't stay away. He moved down into the piss to try and have his rap career take off. Get what deserves


Prince Andrew said he wants nothing more to do with the piss. I bet Bard might get in some of Jason's videos once he comes back. Jason will try and be a body builder again. 1% barely noticeable part of him will hate all the haters and trolls calling him fat all the time and he will prove them wrong by going on stage with 30% body fat like 2017.
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I think Jason doing "bodybuilding" will probably ever happen unless he finds his own version of Aladdin who pays for his 10k a day ceo high profiling strofiling real vanilla ice lifestyle on the condition that he competes at the Ruby. We saw when he was having his beef with average Rich that he'll just pull out of a competition if he isn't forced into it by Lenny/Dale/money/views.

Bob swags can die of death unfortunately.
 
Anal birth said:
I may be wrong re: Emma but I believe she doesn't live in Florida anymore. I believe she went back home to Detroit(? not 100% on where home is for Emma). Maybe it's because I'm not really immersed in the Piss anymore or if something has changed (Andrew's current attitude to the whole universe makes me think the latter) but I don't find anything the pisstroopers entertaining anymore. I guess they were all united around messing with/protecting Jason so they don't have any common.



I think Jason doing "bodybuilding" will probably ever happen unless he finds his own version of Aladdin who pays for his 10k a day ceo high profiling strofiling real vanilla ice lifestyle on the condition that he competes at the Ruby. We saw when he was having his beef with average Rich that he'll just pull out of a competition if he isn't forced into it by Lenny/Dale/money/views.

Bob swags can die of death unfortunately.
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Emma back in crack fields of Detroit unfortunately


Jason will look and see his lifting videos will get more views so he will make them. Eventually trolls will convince him Natalie Portman will be judging the Ruby and he will go compete. It will be troll shit but he will get lots of views. He might win one too. Sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Emma back in crack fields of Detroit unfortunately


Jason will look and see his lifting videos will get more views so he will make them. Eventually trolls will convince him Natalie Portman will be judging the Ruby and he will go compete. It will be troll shit but he will get lots of views. He might win one too. Sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win
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If I remember correctly isn't she a junkie, not a crackhead?

I just don't see it happening unless Lenny competes... maybe Bob Swags could get him to but the less I see of that porn addicted creep the better
 
mr.moon1488 said:
lol shit. First I've heard of this guy, but he sounds like he has Broca's Aphasia, which is usually caused by having a stroke but can be caused by being a massive cunt and having someone hit you on the side of the head really hard.
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It was probably posted earlier in the thread but heres a good 3 part documentary on the piss lord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wRo_9GZcI if you got an hour and a half to kill watch it.

Jason is honestly the funniest dude on the internet no one on the farms even comes close to how consistently funny he is. 99% of his content is gone destroyed by his coke head Uncle but the archived 1% of content is all gold https://www.youtube.com/c/DianaMaybrooksLastBoobJob
 
Anal birth said:
If I remember correctly isn't she a junkie, not a crackhead?

I just don't see it happening unless Lenny competes... maybe Bob Swags could get him to but the less I see of that porn addicted creep the better
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She is fucked, thats all I know


Jason competed in bodybuilding shows before Lenny came into the picture. He might have been in the background but Jason was shooting bodybuilding shows before the 2015 and 2017 Ruby. He can be convinced to do it again
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She is fucked, thats all I know


Jason competed in bodybuilding shows before Lenny came into the picture. He might have been in the background but Jason was shooting bodybuilding shows before the 2015 and 2017 Ruby. He can be convinced to do it again
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Indeed he did, but he's 37,35,36 now bro, his body isn't the same bro. Too many injuries and car crashes bro.

Jason enjoyed significantly more popularity back when he did the other one you mentioned and with the earlier shows he actually cared about making content/growing his channel so he was willing to put even the miniscule effort he ended up putting in. If the post-Lenny vs Dale Ruby up until the deletening have taught us anything it's that the lord is more entitled than ever and for me there's no way he does anything like a show without an Aladdin-tier boyfriend/sponsor, and even then I highly doubt he'd follow through with it. In all honesty, who cares. The Spaniard really is funnier when he isn't in Ethiopian Crackhead mode and if he does come back I'd rather he was fat and goofy, maybe even bring back the headband ("WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAARES")
 
Anal birth said:
Indeed he did, but he's 37,35,36 now bro, his body isn't the same bro. Too many injuries and car crashes bro.

Jason enjoyed significantly more popularity back when he did the other one you mentioned and with the earlier shows he actually cared about making content/growing his channel so he was willing to put even the miniscule effort he ended up putting in. If the post-Lenny vs Dale Ruby up until the deletening have taught us anything it's that the lord is more entitled than ever and for me there's no way he does anything like a show without an Aladdin-tier boyfriend/sponsor, and even then I highly doubt he'd follow through with it. In all honesty, who cares. The Spaniard really is funnier when he isn't in Ethiopian Crackhead mode and if he does come back I'd rather he was fat and goofy, maybe even bring back the headband ("WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAARES")
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We already have a bunch of fat cookie cutters saying stupid things on youtube and instagram lives. It killed the Genovaverse. If Jason comes back and tries that, he will get a small bump and then it will go away. The only chance Jason has to get back to relevance is his fans demanding he does another bodybuilding show, Bard calling him out for being a fat pussy, or Lenny deciding to start competing for shows again and pushing Jason into it. But that isn't likely to happen unfortunately
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
We already have a bunch of fat cookie cutters saying stupid things on youtube and instagram lives. It killed the Genovaverse. If Jason comes back and tries that, he will get a small bump and then it will go away. The only chance Jason has to get back to relevance is his fans demanding he does another bodybuilding show, Bard calling him out for being a fat pussy, or Lenny deciding to start competing for shows again and pushing Jason into it. But that isn't likely to happen unfortunately
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Respectfully, but completely disagree. There are two things that make Jason funny: when his halidol is wearing off, and when he's fat.

Go back and watch Jason in the build up to the Dale vs Lenny Ruby, he's completely out of it and barely talks, the only funny thing I can actually remember is the whole Rich Piana death incident that led to Brother PJ cancelling his sponsorship, and that was more of a meltdown than a legitimately funny thing.

Then contrast that to the Hindenberg era, most people's favourite era. He's funny, happy, and goofy, which is what most people watch Jason for.

Personally I put the odds of him doing another show at pretty much zero. It'll only happen if he stands to gain some money from it, or, if Adam Harper agreed to fully enter the piss and train him again, but so long as he's with Bri that'll never ever happen.

McCuck, Jay, Conservative Cuban and Lenny can do whatever the fuck they want on their socials, but Jason and subsequently Andrew are the whole reason this thing exists and judging from what I can see in discussions on different websites, Jason coming back in any capacity is what everyone wants. Without even intending to or being conscious of it he holds the whole thing together and his return would at least unite everyone under one person. Lenny wasn't capable of carrying it on his own but the lord demonstrated for about a decade that he could.
 
Grinrow said:
M'lord is back on social media as a coin collector extraordinaire https://www.instagram.com/p/CaqGG4erfen/
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They put a fuckin porch monkey on the back of the new quarter.
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