🐮 Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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DavieCrockerJump said:
I remember Andrew or Brad mentioning it wasn't actually just palumboism but that there was fluid pooling in certain areas. Something disgusting like that.
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Christ. He should get that shit drained.
I watched a video from like 2003 I think with him and Andrew Collura at a powerlifting meet, and he had it back then too. Huge great gut.
Imagine carrying that around for over fifteen years.
 
Y2K Baby said:
This is not something you can say about the entire ASD. Beyond the most mild forms of Asperger's, autistic people do have issues with (mostly self-)awareness. For example, not being able to realize how transparent their autism in this post is to a site like Kiwi Farms.
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iknown folks who are much more '' severe''and yes they are more aware and smarter then they can communicate in english... and it has been proven when a person is given the right accommodations and communication and adaptive teaching, i went to school with many of them, and we had a school system that wsas big on '' always presume competece''and theyd usually find some way to teavh folks and give them work arounds and adaptive stuff so they could hell i even knew a few folks who were agnelman syndrome who was found to be pretty capable, yes severe impaired but stil had capabilities with ALOT of assstive tech and long time to learn, , but thats beside the point i mean, the folks who are on here autie or not are not self aware because if they were they would not be doing so much dumb shit constantly
 
DavieCrockerJump said:
According to governments it's always too much hence the prolonged scare campaigns they ran through the nineties (and are apparently running in the UK again because steroids make u ded)

Solid first cycle. The good old test base + tren is great but you have to run pct afterwards regardless how long you do it, so that can get expensive quick
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Not to mention Big Lenny did/does more 'roids with his breakfast each day then a careful user will in a month.
 
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This thread may be dead but it's been a good few weeks for ments. Big lenny put a video of him with a tranny on pornhub and now a growing rivalrly between the pisslord himself and "average rich", a semi fit guy who does bodybuilding shows as a joke

The Un-Clit said:
Not to mention Big Lenny did/does more with his breakfast each day then a careful user will in a month.
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And not just legit steroids but a huge cocktail of barely legal "peptides" plus lots of insulin. His yellowed eyes and such are obvious signs of overuse of oral steroids like dianabol, also
 
Steverambo said:
This thread may be dead but it's been a good few weeks for ments. Big lenny put a video of him with a tranny on pornhub and now a growing rivalrly between the pisslord himself and "average rich", a semi fit guy who does bodybuilding shows as a joke
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Yeah, saw the pornhub Lenny/Tranny movie, which was about what could be expected. Poor Lenny's fucked up his body's chemical balance so bad he can't even get a hardon when playing with one of his beloved trannies.

Interesting news about Genova and 'average rich', there is indeed potential for ments in this one, I have to check this shit out now!
 
That tranny was disgusting, can't believe I watched the entire thing.

Genova himself... his face looks like a worn out catcher's mitt, and his physique is as bad as it has been in the last few years. He needs to refocus.
 
Oh god I forgot all about the Pisslord and his Order 66.

I wonder how he felt after Mr.5% died.
 
>roiding for this
This is what happens when you take the permabulk meme seriously.
I love every video where the Misfits call him out on his bullshit (e.g. Attack of The Iron Liar). He can't cook simple meals, either. He microwaves eggs until it's as hard as a hockey puck.
He's fat
 
DavieCrockerJump said:
Jason has finally done it lads, at the age of 33 the pisslord lost his virginity to some hookers

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjWCb93Fptk/?hl=en
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Good for him! Unlike Big Lenny, Jason could still actually use his cock for something other then pissing out of it. About time he finally did so.

Speaking of, I wonder if he'll lose all his powers as the Dark Lord of the Piss now that he's finally ripped up his v-card?
 
The Un-Clit said:
Good for him! Unlike Big Lenny, Jason could still actually use his cock for something other then pissing out of it. About time he finally did so.

Speaking of, I wonder if he'll lose all his powers as the Dark Lord of the Piss now that he's finally ripped up his v-card?
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The lord of piss has actually lost most of his pull, he even tried selling order 66's for money on IG but after his betrayal of the Misfits people haven't really been responding to his commands.
 
Jason's posing routine is just painful to watch, his movements are so awkward compared to those other guys ( and awkward in general!). My knowledge of bodybuilding is limited to "I saw Pumping Iron this one time", but I recall that in a competition your grace of movements can be nearly as important as your physique. Dudes like Arnold Schwarzenegger were going to ballet instructors to help them with their motions and to regain the flexibility that a person looses when they're 80% meat.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
Jason's posing routine is just painful to watch, his movements are so awkward compared to those other guys ( and awkward in general!). My knowledge of bodybuilding is limited to "I saw Pumping Iron this one time", but I recall that in a competition your grace of movements can be nearly as important as your physique. Dudes like Arnold Schwarzenegger were going to ballet instructors to help them with their motions and to regain the flexibility that a person looses when they're 80% meat.
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After a good workout you can feel your muscles getting tight. If you pump iron long enough, you will notice your flexibility decreases a bit. I can only imagine how bad it can get when you shoot roids and get massive. The poses are a big part of putting on display what you have but to my knowledge, as long as the poses are good, the movement inbetween is not that big of a deal. Jason though, he is akward whether big or small, and if you saw him at the Ruby Classic, you can see his poses on stage are akward as fuck and not on point, he has this dimwitted look about him at all times.
 
Jason Genova has been an endless goldmine for years. The amount of unintentional entertainment is unlike anything I have ever been blessed with before. I am forever grateful for his less than 1%, barely even noticeable, autism. Even if I am not following events in the genovaverse closely, I can always check his instagram really quick and probably start cracking up. Example:
I am slow learn
 
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