🐮 Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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It could have been because the Misfits and the ments were all about people doing physical things (lifting) in a physical location (the gym), instead of jacking off in some discord server or something.
It was because the community around Janoy was very down to earth and would troll/appreciate the artwork around the community. There was also an understanding of who was allowed to troll Jason. Anyone who was interested in trolling Jason to make his life worse or try to hurt Jason, then everyone protected him and attacked that troll. So the only ones who were allowed to troll Jason had to be funny and creative. You just give that a few years to develop and you get insane creativity. It will be a long time before everything falls into place to allow another community like that to happen
 
The piss was the most creative cow community ever in respects to how niche it was. There'll never be another like it.

DRM were by far the most entertaining "lolcows." They were easily the most endearing, along with Cobes.

Every few months will throw the Evangelion intro parody loaded with ments. Feels cold the piss is drained and will never be refilled again. Especially with Misc dead and buried.
 
It was because the community around Janoy was very down to earth and would troll/appreciate the artwork around the community. There was also an understanding of who was allowed to troll Jason. Anyone who was interested in trolling Jason to make his life worse or try to hurt Jason, then everyone protected him and attacked that troll. So the only ones who were allowed to troll Jason had to be funny and creative. You just give that a few years to develop and you get insane creativity. It will be a long time before everything falls into place to allow another community like that to happen
Jason unintentionally helped by being really pitiful, even by lolcow standards. Like he was fucked for life by his kike-whore mother and that whole rat family being capital K kikes, like the worst of every jew cliche. Tranquilizing the little tard cause he’s “inconvenient” and annoying.

The Misfits were the Florida Men, but they had the same sort of dynamic with Jason that his trolls had, weirdos who formed a bizzare older brother dynamic with Jason. Where they fuck with him, but only they get to.

I remember the last real bit of unity was that IP2 wigger threatening our boy and getting hell unleashed, Misfits, Piss Troopers, Reddit and /fit/ unified with Big Gay Masters doing some IRL trolling. Glorious, we got him kicked out too. That was around one of the last good unsubbenings.
 
Jason unintentionally helped by being really pitiful, even by lolcow standards. Like he was fucked for life by his kike-whore mother and that whole rat family being capital K kikes, like the worst of every jew cliche. Tranquilizing the little tard cause he’s “inconvenient” and annoying.

The Misfits were the Florida Men, but they had the same sort of dynamic with Jason that his trolls had, weirdos who formed a bizzare older brother dynamic with Jason. Where they fuck with him, but only they get to.

I remember the last real bit of unity was that IP2 wigger threatening our boy and getting hell unleashed, Misfits, Piss Troopers, Reddit and /fit/ unified with Big Gay Masters doing some IRL trolling. Glorious, we got him kicked out too. That was around one of the last good unsubbenings.
Broke Malone. That guy was such a god damn faggot. Always starting fights. White kid that pretended he was black. Just pure scum. Wonder if he ODed or got shot dead yet.
 
Well the other wigger from that time period, Robzilla is in hell so hopefully the devil got a two for one deal.

Yep. Just looked up Broke Malone. Looks like he got shot in the head a few months ago. If you constantly antagonize people and are desperate to start fights with everyone all the time that shit will get ya killed.
 
Jason unintentionally helped by being really pitiful, even by lolcow standards. Like he was fucked for life by his kike-whore mother and that whole rat family being capital K kikes, like the worst of every jew cliche. Tranquilizing the little tard cause he’s “inconvenient” and annoying.

The Misfits were the Florida Men, but they had the same sort of dynamic with Jason that his trolls had, weirdos who formed a bizzare older brother dynamic with Jason. Where they fuck with him, but only they get to.

I remember the last real bit of unity was that IP2 wigger threatening our boy and getting hell unleashed, Misfits, Piss Troopers, Reddit and /fit/ unified with Big Gay Masters doing some IRL trolling. Glorious, we got him kicked out too. That was around one of the last good unsubbenings.
The closest thing I can see to Delray misfits community is the Rampage Jackson stuff on Kick but it just isn't the same
 
It is darkly funny that jason's family did exactly what the worst spergs said cobes family should do to him: get him medicated and limit his Internet access. Now he is one of the most miserable, boring Internet figures you can find. Might as well lock the monkey prick up in a soviet asylum.

Now that I think of it, Delray Mifits was kinda like Jackass but for bodybuilding instead of skateboarding.
Odd how the misfits never had any eleventh hour twist or massive blow up for the genovaverse in popularity really. They had all the ingredients for it and were in the perfect area. Weird, mostly white and white adjacent guys from florida. Maybe because guys like lenny where always open degenerates but oddly endearing? There was no chris and barb level revelation, no ralph fleeing to mexico moment, or styx getting chased down by police. Yeah, a few of the side characters ended up in prison, but most of the main guys from the delray misfits period ended up exactly where most people predicted. Jason's family finally put a leash on him, lenny finally lost the race against his own body, jay is a prick locked in an eternal battle with the last few trolls, brad is still miserable, and I have no idea what andrew is up to really.

The only thing that could be done for the piss now is a full resurrection arc where jason takes back up the weights and honestly wins a championship. Won't probably ever happen because of uncle, but a pisstrooper can dream.
 
Odd how the misfits never had any eleventh hour twist or massive blow up for the genovaverse in popularity really.
There are a bunch of great episodes in DRM and from the background clipping channels. The closest I think it ever got was Rich Piana slapping the piss out of Janoy. But the fact these guys were in the fitness part of YouTube kept them from ever being discovered. Even though the universe is grand, narratively hilarious, and completely over so there is nothing that can really throw off the lore, nobody wants to give it the Chris Chan treatment and do a full episodic series. Even Null won't touch the piss
There was no chris and barb level revelation, no ralph fleeing to mexico moment, or styx getting chased down by police.
The 2 ruby classics, Rich Piana slap, Rich Piana's death, the Johnny Bravo documentary, pumping piss, the trip to vegas, Dale's first visit, and Lenny's livestream (you know the one)
Won't probably ever happen because of uncle
Grandma needs to die. Uncle just complained to grandma who didn't understand and she applied pressure. Once she dies and the inheritance gets passed out, uncle has no more power
 
The only thing that could be done for the piss now is a full resurrection arc where jason takes back up the weights and honestly wins a championship. Won't probably ever happen because of uncle, but a pisstrooper can dream.
A return of the pisslord would be sickening. It Adam Harpening.
All the activity itt lately made me want to go on a Delray Misfit rewatching spree, love those old videos. RIP Big Richard and Sol and Big Lenny.
Andrew threatens to delete Jasons twitter


Jason's lookin good bro


Big Richard talks about his 40% bodyfat gf


Jason sperging about bodyfat, Richard calls him 20-30% ahahaha


Jason shows us THE CLAW


Jason is narcisism, so humble, he'll be remembered forever


Jason talks about his murdered ex-gf, it real sad bros, but he's getting over it


Jason gets trolled that his facebook page will get deleted when he reaches 5000 followers
EDIT: PS, while he left the stage pretty early on, I loved Mike's bants with Big Richard. The two of them had some really funny moments together in those early days.
 
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These crashouts lately from Ian have inspired me to go back and continue writing the thread I was making for Ian. I started it when I was a regular poster on r/genovaverse but lost interest when Duncle took the sub down. It's going to be autistically long through because I was trying to cover everything and do it like Genovapedia, so it won't be done anytime soon (assoooming I don't flake on it again) but hopefully I'll have it up in time. And even if it never makes it out of PG at least it'll be a good archive and timeline for his spergy story.
 
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These crashouts lately from Ian have inspired me to go back and continue writing the thread I was making for Ian. I started it when I was a regular poster on r/genovaverse but lost interest when Duncle took the sub down. It's going to be autistically long through because I was trying to cover everything and do it like Genovapedia, so it won't be done anytime soon (assoooming I don't flake on it again) but hopefully I'll have it up in time. And even if it never makes it out of PG at least it'll be a good archive and timeline for his spergy story.
The amount of delray misfits media and lore is immense and scattered, enough for a samuel geno cwc style series twice over. It's just waiting for a dedicated autist to make it his magnum opus.
 
Sadly soooo much of the original content has been lost because it was all up on misc, fitmisc and other dead forums and subreddits. Or on youtube channels that have now disappeared like Johnny Fitness' channel.

Like with the Ian thread I can't find a definitive date for when he first appeared or what started the Hodge Twins beef or any of the old forum threads shitting on him for being a skinny psuedointellectual. The last ones might be archived on the wayback machine but finding them would still be almost impossible. I still have more than enough material that survived to work with (hell while researching I learned a lot of new things about him unfortunately) but some details are just going to have to be vague.

But that's just Ian who's pretty small (lol) in the Genovaverse and outside of it. I don't even know where one would begin with Lenny for example. You'd just have to listen to hundreds of hours of videos, streams and podcasts just to document everything, and most of his stories about banging black trannies with Collura and shit are anecdotal so you could never put them into any sort of order.
 
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